Have you ever masturbated to a videogame not out of any real arousal, but out of a bizarre sense of duty? Like you get the sense that the game designer really, really wanted you to masturbate at this point and it would be rude to disappoint him?
Pic related for me. Paz moaning and writhing in her sleep while half-naked made me go "okay, game, if you're trying so hard, I guess I have to give you one".
You don't need an obligation to masturbate to Paz.
vanilla wow, female undead fully undressed and dancing
She is the idol of peace after all.
I can't imagine how depraved my life would be if I was such an autistic degenerate weeb.
Neck yourselves.
The Sphinx and the cursed mummy title music got me so pumped up I started jerking it to the beat of the music, then my grandma walked in
And grandma was like "let me help you with that son"?
Wow, I guess you hate peace then. Why are you such a warmonger?
No she pretended it didn't happen and just brought my food
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>needing a reason to masturbate
i don't understand
>raping yourself
I thought she was kind of ugly here but I did with the Paz date in PW
remember me - nilin
the way she walks... just made me so
That these were legit in game posters makes me happy.
>enemy soldiers become enthralled with cute idoru paz posters
Some good choices were made.
No, but I always feel a sense of duty to truly take in all the details of environments and look around if I see that the devs put alot of work into them. It's fucked up to just pass up their hard work.
>Like you get the sense that the game designer really, really wanted you to masturbate at this point and it would be rude to disappoint him?
I think this is what Kojima meant when he said you will be ashamed of your words and deeds.
yes
I kind of felt bad when playing the Human Revolution Director's Cut with the commentary track on, because half the track was environmental artists excitedly pointing out this or that minute detail that they spent hundreds of hours on, and the whole time I went "dude, I literally never even looked at your fucking 75 unique store windows with unique made-up brands on every product, I never once looked at that shit, you completely wasted your time" in my mind.
Disappointed they didn't draw her in 80's style anime girl.
Reconsider your choices my man
>After a massive terrorist attack and tragedy putting you in a billionaire corporate exec's hospital, Diane couldn't find a single person willing to watch/take in a victim's dog.
Diane was a lazy bitch who didn't even try
Maybe the dog was an asshole and nobody wanted to adopt him
>he was a sweet dog
Probably an ex-sniffer/therapy dog too considering Adam's past.
>Deus ex
I was dragging bitches to good positions in Mankind divided just to fap to them, hopefully I can do that in the next game too.
Sorry you don't have a sense of duty, I guess the rest of us have to carry the world on our shoulders.
you fit in so well
No. In fact I specifically avoid to just to spite their manchildren asses.
I can't really fap to MGSV Paz, since she's such a downgrade from the adorable Peace Walker Paz.
wow rude
didn't help the only fappable females were the Skull snipers. Paz always looked like bait for lolicon creeps with her omgzocute googly eyes and her overly childish voice, Quiet was somehow even uglier than her horsefaced model, and games before V didn't have the graphics for that.
>Sense of Duty
>To masturbate
dude
I know, responsibilities are not always fun, but we shouldn't run away from them. What is society except people depending on each other?
That's exactly the kind of shit I appreciate. I'm with the skeleton on this. The Dishonored series is pretty good for soaking up fine detail too, and of course the GTA games are some of the best for it.
Even though I thought Prey 2017 was fantastic, it failed in that aspect of an immersive sim. Still some good detail and nice levels but nowhere near the same amount of care put into everything.
>responsibilities
your shitposting isn't even fun
>lmao I'm talking about masturbating to shitty games like it's serious real-life responsablities !
Look, if you can't be depended on to masturbate to a videogame, how can you expect a cop to protect you from criminals or a fireman to save you from a burning house? We all have to do our part. We all have to pull together.
agreed
it's fun.
>together
poor paz doesn't even get sheets or blankets
rude
>We all have to do our part. We all have to pull together.
Yes, I agree. We should all cum together.
Didn't she get a bomb shoved into her vagoo then exploded?
I understand mate. I understand. Dey haven't da wey. Da wey of da duty masturbation.
It was my duty to masturbate to Peebee. I didn't enjoy it. She looks like a merge of a retarded fish and a down syndrome transsexual. But they wanted us to fap to her. They didn't do a good job, my bruda. They didn't do a good job at all. But I did what was expected of me.
I cried afterwards. It was sickening, wrong. But I did my Duty.
um, user, I got something stuck somewhere and you're the only one I trust enough to help me get it out
>Low poly
Why?
>Kojima killed this sweet angel
Good thing Konami fired him.
Fuck him.
>tfw nutted to both Paz and Quiet's feet
I'm ashamed
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pottery
Is it a bomb?
Hold on, let me get my salad tongs