Plane flips upside down

>plane flips upside down
>switch hits the ceiling
what was nintendo thinking

>plane stays steady the whole flight
>switch is undamaged

Gee I don't know.

>plane flips upside down
>you have bigger problems because the wings just snapped off

It's not a fucking fighter jet

>plane engine starts
>nintenbro gets flashbacks
>"NOOOO HELP MEEEE!"

>he doesn't shove the joycons in his ass while flying in a plane

>plane flips upside down
>switch hits ceiling
>I yell out "do a barrel roll!"
whole plane laughs at my joke
>bang a few stewardesses repeatedly for the rest of the flight

Thanks Nintendo.

why the fuck would you do anything on a plane all i want to do on those things is pass out as quickly as possible and spend as much time as i can possibly manage sleeping.. if i absolutely cant sleep i just use my phone as a book reader since google books put all my books on all my devices... even though they are all pirated lol thanks fags

>pilot tries to talk over a bing bing wahoo machine to air traffic control
>they can't hear him
>crash into another plane

Is this Quentin?

>plane starts to decompress because some tool left the window open
>oxygen mask drops down from the ceiling and knocks your switch off the fold-out table

The 707 can aileron roll.

>plane takes off switch falls off the table

> Plane taking off
> "Sir all electronics need to be off"
> "BUT I'M NOT DONE YET"
> Air Marshals start choking out manchild while Pauline's Full Jump Up, Super Star playing in the background

that doesn't mean it's a good idea

>he flies with low-budget, shit-tier airlines
lmfao

>he spends more money to sit in a different metal tube for 5 hours

Yeah and the reason for that is mostly that all the passengers are going to fall head first into the ceiling.

If the pilot properly performs it, it's a 1g maneuver. Even still I'm not sure if the computers would allow it.

>Plane does a nosedive
>Switch flies off the table and hits the pilot in the back of the head

Heres your controller, bro.

Wait, what?

>pilot gets up to go to bathroom
>planes autopilot malfunctions
>switch goes flying around due to the plane being out of control
>switch hits pilot in the head killing him
>plane crashes

If your plane flips upside down you got bigger problems on your hands.

>pilot manages to lift the plane again
>switch flies to back of plane and gets tangled into the engine pistons and jams it

>piston engine
>on a modern airliner

I just came back from visiting family for the holidays at Peru, and I spent the whole flight playing Xenoblade 2. It was a fucking blur.
I'm very happy with the Switch, I travel often so it helps a lot.

yeah all that poo and pee in the plane toilet is gonna flood the plane

>terrorists seize the plane
>see me playing switch
>start making fun of me

Planes have artficial gravity, stupid. Why do you think the passengers don't go floating off?

no, quentin is in jail

>Plane makes a sharp turn
>Switch goes flying out the window and breaks the propeller blades

* blocks it's path

>terrorists take control of plane
>use my switch to hack the plane computer
>override terrorists control
>remote control plane like I'm playing a flight sim
>land plane in prison

Oh sorry I can't do that because there are no flight games for the switch. Good job Nintendo you just killed a thousand american lives.

The battery will be dead and it'll be put away long before that happens. 2 hour battery =/= good for 12 hour flight

is...is the doggo gonna be alright?

>plane gets in a dogfight
>rounds go through the hull and destroy my switch
What the fuck, Nintendo?

>switch overheats
>blows up and kills everyone on plane

oh no it's retarded

> plane is experiencing minor vibrations
> switch still falls off the table
> plane is in perfectly still level flight
> switch still falls off the table
> plane has landed, taxied and stands motionless
> switch still falls off the table
> you arrive home from the airport and play while dining
> switch still falls off the table

MicroSD cover is the only function the kickstand leg serves.

like that one United Airlines guy he gets dragged out of the plane

...

>pilot refuses to do a barrel roll
What the fuck am I paying all this money for?

>plane gets bombed
>switch gets blown to pieces
what was nintendo thinking

>enemy pilot tries to shoot our pilot
>guy next to me holds up his switch to block the bullet
>bullet goes straight through and kills pilot
>copilot takes over controls
>but enemy pilot fires again
>switch owner is dead with switch shards sticking out of his brain
>it's all up to me
>I hold up my gameboy as shield
>bullet bounce back and kill enemy pilot
>everyone cheers

>bring a laptop on to a plane
>Has a lot of loyalty for a rented computer
>Battery dies
>Tell "WHERE'S MY SWITCH"
>Reach into my backpack
>Switch?
>Wonder why I would put away my laptop before charging it
>Take out my switch
>turn it on
>If I took off the controllers would it kill it
>It's a big handheld, for me

I realize now that most people on Sup Forums probably have not been in an aeroplane before.

If the plane flips upside down you have bigger things to worry about.

That probably sounded a lot better in your head.

how often does a passer plane flip upside down? i have never been in one but i would imagine not often

Like what?

>aeroplane

End yourself my dude

Wont happen. In that picture the joycons are detached. Which means airplane mode isn't activated. Joycons don't work in airplane mode unless they are docked. Without airplane mode on the switch will interfere with the airplane controls causing the the plane to fly erratically and sometimes upside down. Maybe even just crash out right.

Nintendon't. Not even once.

>be trump
>plane flips upside down
>your hair gets all messed up
>everyone laughs
>even fat loser nerd with switch in the seat next to you laughs

>aeroplane
This has got to be some kind of American thing. God you niggers are stupid.

>playing switch
>Hear someone shouting
>"A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!"

>Forget to turn off airplane mode.
>Playing BoTW
>Plane jerking violently
>Suddenly realize my joycons are controlling the plane
>Years of practice and muscle memory kicks in
>Pilot plane to florida
>Land aeroplane at Disney World instead of going to normal destination
>Everyone cheers and rejoices

it's a bong thing if I'm not mistaken

Hi cnet, still mad over the stand i see.

underrated

eh, stop

This. But I still keked at it

>MARIO! ZELDA!

>plane flips upside down
>put on iron boots

trolling sonigentlemenofcolor never played a zelda game.

>trying to do that motion control tilting puzzle in botw
>plane flips upside down
>shows me I could have flipped the entire puzzle to easily complete it

>go to airport to catch flight to japan
>hand them my bing bing wahoo passport
>"excuse me sir where are your parents?"
>"I'm a grown up and I don't care what others think of me blah blah blah" *tips*
>"sir you're going to have to come with me for interrogation"
>miss flight and have to wait for the next one
>finally boarding plane
>hand qt girl my passport, she smirks and rolls her eyes
>she wants my dick I know it
>get settled in my seats
>"cant this plane take off faster? I wanna set up my NINTENDO SWITCH"
>make sure I emphasize "NINTENDO SWITCH" so that everyone hears me
>plane finally takes off
>set up switch on the pull out tray
>playing mario with the volume turned to MAX
>BING BING WAHOO SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!!!
>gotta take a shit so I bring it with me to the bathroom
>sitting on the toilet playing for a good hour
>fucking assholes keep knocking on the door disturbing my fun
>finally finish shitting and dont flush just to piss them off
>shove my way back to my seat so I can get back to gaming ASAP
>OKAY LUIGI TIME LETS A GO!!!
>sony-gger beside me gives me the look
>"you mind?" I say
>qt flight attendant walks by
>"excuse me hun, can you please turn down the volume on your toy? its disturbing the other passengers"
>"Ugggghh fucking normies"
>suddenly the plane takes a sharp left
>my switch flies off the tray and out the open window
>cabin starts depressurizing rapidly
>everyone is panicking
>start playing the BotW soundtrack loudly on my phone to calm everyones nerves
>plane explodes mid air and I'm sent free falling

>"shit I only have 30 seconds to live? thats just enough time to get a korok seed"
>see my switch falling adjacent to me and my joycons manage to connect
>using all my gamer skills I managed to figure out the puzzle and get the korok
>"damn I'm good" I think as my body surges downward toward the ocean below
>"Iwata, I'm coming home."
>suddenly there was a sound like a vaccuum
>the sony-gger from before was sitting on a boat with a bunch of womyn
>his gaping normie ass pointed in my direction
>without a second to react I'm forced head over heels into his asshole
>"LET ME OUT I NEED MY SWITCH!" I yell as loud as possible
>sony-gger releases his bowels all over the poop deck
>diroriented but can hear all the womyn giggling uncontrollably
>"MODS!" I yell out loud
>the sonybro and all his dudebros take turns sucking me up and shitting me out

It was the worse vacation, never ever got to Japan

>Being happy about going to florida

But what happened to his switch? In the ocean?

>could have landed plane in Disney Land or Disney World Japan
>chooses a place in Florida

>Runs out of battery in 2 hours
>Meanwhile the sonybro is on the vita the whole flight

NOOOOOO MY SWITCH! ITS NOT FAIR!

Most airplanes have outlets/USB ports you can charge from.

>tfw 16750 mAh external battery
Thing has charge for days.

>airplane

My ears hurt too much to be able to do anything on an airplane.