Kickstand impossible to take out unless you have long bitch nails

>kickstand impossible to take out unless you have long bitch nails
>dock's rubber holders smudge the screen
>friend list is useless, no voice chat or even basic messaging
>no community hub, only facebook and twitter support
>no browser
>not even netflix/youtube apps
>most sad looking home screen I've ever seen on video game console
>settings screen looks like something on Android
>only 2 basic color themes
>only a handful of avatars
Is Switch the first Nintendo's console or something? Fucking Ouya had more feature complete OS.

i personally play video games on my video game console

>I personally have no friends whatsoever

Why would i play online on a console when i own a pc ?

I personally play video games with my friends.

Can you play Mario Cart 8 online on PC?

Yeah me and my adult friends can't wait to play mario kart 8 online

>>kickstand impossible to take out unless you have long bitch nails
You don't know what you're talking about

Say what you will about the OS and friend list but this is completely fucking unacceptable.

>t. bitch who never trims his nails

Ok why the fuck did they make the stand so hard to get out. It looks like you should just be able to push it and slide it out but no you gotta dig that shit out with your finger nails. Fucking retarded

I agree with some things you said but at the end of the day, those don't matter at all as long as the damn thing can play games well

Ask and adult girl if she wants to play Mario kart.

100% of them will say yes.

It's dumb but it's honestly more of a sd slot cover than a stand. It's pretty useless unless you're using it on a really flat surface like a table and even then you're better off buying a real stand or propping it against something

>Buy one on launch
>For the first time in my history of buying consoles I get a fucking hell of a dud
>Nothing works, shit is broken, crashes nonstop, wifi just doesn't fucking work, flat out dies in a month and needs replaced
>New one they sent me has worked like a dream since
>My launch switch was the colored one, finally got around to buying the joycon set that gives you a full set of red/blue
>Put both blue controllers on
>My launch joycon is clearly a bit wobbly compared to my brand new one even though I have a pro controller and barely take the fucking things off
>Can't complain online because niggers will demand timestamped pics from twenty different angles, your license, receipt, a blood sample, your firstborn, and a short thesis on your history with nintendo
>They'll pull a WERKZ ON MY MUHSHEEN anyway

Are you autistic?

this, I use it to play games. I got a pc for shit like youtube or browsing the internet

It's not even worth the effort since it won't fucking stand on it.

Are you?

My kickstand falls out of place whenever I move my Switch a millimeter wtf ar eyou talking about

>>kickstand impossible to take out unless you have long bitch nails
But? I don't use my nails at all and I have no issues opening it at all. It's curved so that you can actually pull it with the flat side of your thumb alone.

>Ask and adult
Hello phoneposter

Actually yes, I can fire up CEMU and play it online.

>kickstand impossible to take out unless you have long bitch nails
No, you can even do it with your thumb
>settings screen looks like something on Android
but faster and simpler than any console settings menu ever

Nails are tools, miss white-hands. Good for some baisic cutting, scraping, prying and fine work. Also more precise button presses because nails are rigid.

>My launch joycon is clearly a bit wobbly compared to my brand new one
What the fuck the internet told me that it's normal.
Can I still send mine back to Nintendo? Is this considered a defect? I don't want to shell out €80 for fucking joy cons

Don't bother. Two layers of electrical tape fix everything.

Everyone uses Discord anyway, only underage use the console's built in voice chat these days.