Why is Darksydephil the only credible game reviewer?

Why is Darksydephil the only credible game reviewer?

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If I wanna decide what new game I am gonna buy, I will check DSP's gameplay first. He covers the new releases and does not edit the shit before releasing. If you wanna see exactly what you gonna buy, check DSP's raw gameplay. Simple as that.

literally based.
best game reviewer.

Who else here hyped for the Demon Souls run tonight?

how does someone get this ugly without consciously trying?

ACK ACK ACK

post your face pic

Half-hourly reminder.

faggot

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childhood is hating dsp
adulthood is realizing that his dedicated haters who spend every day making four hour videos about everything he does are far more autistic and insufferable than he is

Yes.

Godhood is realising they're all retarded

He's the only person that game companies consider literally too crazy to to approach with a shill offer

Bored as fuck grampa

dsp is /ourguy/. reddit and neofaggots hate him

he's right though

Huh? What run?

he speaks from the heart, not the wallet.

This.

Sons of Kojima are SEETHING he is still around. DSP is fucking based despite he being a shithead, just because he didn't give in to those raging retards.

BASED

Life in general is retarded. Why are you going to prioritize running through some generic shooter game by yourself over watching someone else do it over YouTube? Pros: you get to actually play the "game" Cons: you have to pay for the game and you don't get the commentary. It's all a giant mountain of shit and you get to choose which one smells the least worst, does that make you happy?

DSP provides us with raw gameplay footage plus he is bad at games so it's sometimes funny. This guy always keeps it real. He sincerely talks about the game before starting it. Talks about the series that the game belongs to, tells us how he got into this series, etc. He is the only genuine let's player out there. Needless to say that he is an OG and you should respect him. Sons of Kojima and other pewdiepie and markiplier fans need to die

wtf i love dsp now

WHY AM I TOXIC?

based dsp

Actually less annoying than "professional" streamers who thank somebody for subscribing every 10 seconds. Because that's how to make money in this """"job""""""

hahahahaha. love this guy

check his twitter

AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS *snorts*

you're right, activities are all relative and playing or watching a game are basically the same thing. You're killing time with some form of entertainment.

DSP is negativitiy and his fans are negative so spending your entertainment time on that is probably indicative of some other mental issue.

*SNORTS*

Its out
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What are his credentials?

>he is bad at games

He isn't actually that bad at games. He was fucking terrible at MGS, the origin of the meme, but the majority of games he plays he's at least average at. His problem is he plays games he doesn't like because "it's his job to" and is very impatient about beating them and easily frustrated.

He was/is an alcoholic and never leaves the house

BEST AMERICAN STREET FIGHTER TURBO PLAYER OF ALL TIME

Phil might be retarded but at least he playthroughs the entire game.

>DSP
>ugly
how does he keep getting 9/10 GFs?

Oh, thanks. Did he beat this game? Cause I remember him playing Dark Souls in 2017, it was funny as hell. He was using some strange build. I didn't even know you could tank Manus like he did.

Woah buddy calm down. Leanna was a 5/10 at best.

I unironically find him less insufferable than other LPers like Pewdiepie, Markplier or two best faggots play

he bought his last girlfriend 2 houses and a 2 bmws
still left him
now he's paying a hooker to pose as his new girlfriend
they guy is fucking sad dude

Having mental issues is having a raging hard on for DSP. You should spend time on other things and let people say and do what they want. You are no "savior", you are just an annoying faggot.

Phil's vidya reviews are legitimately good.

This.

Yes he's already played Demon's Souls.

>hooker
nice meme, you would have to be retarded to actually believe that

Is this story about brownies true?

His video reviews of games are actually constructive and talk about the situation around the game pre launch and post launch making them informative as well.

His lets plays are raw and to the point and if he feels like the game doesnt interest him after completing it he won't stick around which I appreciate.

He's a pretty dumb person though when it comes to real life.

>His MGS2 "redemption" run was even worse than his first playthrough

The virgin playthrough compilator
The Chad DSP

I unironically think that his reviews are some of the best you can find online. He might be a complete fucking retard when he plays videogames, but his reviews are pretty detailed and usually he covers the most important aspects.

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>He was using some strange build.

Havel's armor, a tower shield and black knight halberd is not some strange build, it's just a tank build. You don't HAVE to roll in DaS, tank is perfectly viable. Giant Bomb beat the game using almost the exact same build.

Too bad he doesn't create dedicated reviews anymore, they were too much work.

HOLY SHIT

He doesn't hide that he only plays games for the money.

Since when? He ragequit nearly 20 games in 2016 alone.

I've noticed his main issue with games is that he hits on one way of doing something, and then will bash his head on a brick wall for 4 hours using that method before he would even consider changing. See that time he thought a sniper rifle would be the best way to fight The Boss.

He also doesn't pay attention a lot of the time, miss out on information because he's not paying attention, then throws a fit because he doesn't understand something the game told him 3 or 4 times because he wasn't paying attention.

desu he's pretty average at games as far as people playing video games as a job go

But that shit is retarded. I'm never using armor and shield when I'm doing my DaS runs. Like seriously, did you see him fighting Manus? That was ridiculous

No he is below average in every game he plays,give him any slightly complex game and he will ragequit.

As fun as it might be to pretend I like DSP, he already has too many actual shills on this site.

Too much work for how few views they get, to be fair. It shows that he literally only does this shit for money, but I can understand his reasoning.

Poor soul. You should just spend more of your precious time on actual constructive things.

I do let them do what they want. This is a discussion board, I'm not saving anyone with what I said so stop reaching in your ass when you jumping to conclusions.

It's a matter of preference. While I've never done a full tank build I do prefer playing as a knight who uses a medium shield and primarily blocks and parries. As far as I'm concerned abusing "You can't hit me! I'm rolling" makes the game just as easy as using Havel's Armor and tanking

What a hypocrite. Then stop saying people who like DSP have mental illness.

He beat F3. Somehow... it was quite amazing to witness.

>As far as I'm concerned abusing "You can't hit me! I'm rolling" makes the game just as easy as using Havel's Armor and tanking
How is it as easy if you need to time your rolls instead of just standing in front of the enemy? Plus it's so fun if you master the rolling. The game stops being slow as hell.

That just another playstyle. Nothing wrong with that.

It doesn't take much skill to "master" rolling in Dark Souls. It's ridiculously OP and the whining when DaS2 nerfed it is a clear indication of this.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, I was just saying someone who uses a dodge roll build, i.e. plays Dark Souls on easy mode, is in no position to judge someone for playing a tank build.

He's actually really good, he just pretends to be bad. DSP is a character he plays.

DSP is a based God.

maybe i am, whats it to you

So do you all like DSP in spite of his personality, and attitude, and narcissism, and just everything?

Sure,its quite possible he did it for 10 straight years right?

hey dsp.

DarkSydeJulian?

Im not DSP.

>It's ridiculously OP
It's OP if you are good at it
>when DaS2 nerfed it
it didn't fucking nerf it, the game just has shitty mechanics. In fact, everything that could possibly be bad in DS2, actually is bad. Except for the main menu music, it's awesome.

>this poster is still here.
SE E E T H I N G

That's not ChristCenteredGamer.

*snort*
WHY AM I TOXIC?

Already watched it. 3 should be out soon. I can't believe how much worse he was in his second run.

A lot of people don't like DSP. How can you prove it's just one of him?

Is his MGS2 playthrough where the 'Sons of Kojima' name comes from?

Don't modify the meaning of that post.

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>This was 6 years ago

No,Kojima World Order comes from that playthrough.

>newfags pretending dsp is a good guy
He's a greedy scumbag who squeezes every red cent out of his audience he can. The motherfucker constantly begs like he's on the verge of being homeless while at the same time going on vacations. He ragequits games, even ones his fans backed on patreon, for bullshit reasons just because he knows he can get away with it because his fans are basically stockholm syndrome patients.

>mfw about to become a janitor
>mfw I'll be deleting e-celeb shit left and right and banning idiots like the OP 4ever
SOON

That was in the first Metal Gear Solid, along with HOLLYWOOD KOJIMA

MGS1. I'm glad that autism central is gone though.

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it's actually really sad to se his decent into madness. In the beginning, even if he was a jerk at times, you could see genuine excitement and wonder in him. Now he's just a husk of a man who knows he reached his peak a long time ago.

hey man. Start deleting waifu thead too. That shit is cancer. Can you confirm this with a yes or no.

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Aren't most people on Youtube just money making opportunists? Like seriously. People go crazy over calling anyone with a positive opinion a shill. While people on Youtube make money monetizing views. Hell it doesn't matter if their opinion is informed or not. Just as long as they can get idiots on here to go to their social media pages and just look at them they get money.