What the fuck is this guy's problem?

What the fuck is this guy's problem?

Darkest Dungeon thread lads, remember to equip your fucking trinkets before embarking

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>What the fuck is this guy's problem?
No idea, never let any of them take a single action.

who is this guy and why should I fear him
I thought he was the swine prince at first but that guy looked nothing like him

Stupid goat

So what is the new DLC going to be about? Something like Crimson Curse or just a boss-rush thing?

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>TAINTED WINE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT (Gone violent) (Gone sexual) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (look at those tits tho)

He was a relatively recent addition to champion level dungeons and he is now one of the top teachers for why you should never let anything move, especially if it starts in third or fourth.

You think that faggot is bad?
This is the true face of evil
THIS FAGGOT KILLED MY TWO TANKS IN THE SAME ROUND WHEN SWINE GOD WAS AT 20 HP
MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE NOW REVOLVES AROUND WISHING CANCER UPON THIS LITTLE FAGGOTS MAGGOT RIDDEN ASSHOLE
I WISH FOR NOTHING BUT WILLBUR SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FUCK THE LITTLE CUNT

FUCK PIGS

The details are on their site it's themed off the color out of space so corrupting horrors, the closest we have already is the weald's shroom men.

i don't understand trinkets. why do they have negative effects. they dick us over on everything else in this game but then they can't even have fucking loot that is a net gain.

>T.I touched wilbur

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There are good trinkets without downsides, but like all things in this game it warns you the game will put you in difficult situations before you can play so I don't know what to tell you. This is more d n d than final fantasy.

>That'll do pig

I WANT TO FUCK THE BAMPIRE LADY

I didnt touch the little faggot
Swine god crit on my frontline and left them at deaths door
Then the fucking cunt AOE screamed both of them to death on the same round
They had resists of 88% and 66% yet they both fucking died

So you can fuck right off you luck-hogging nigger

My condolences user I've only gotten past the prince and the king

This scene is cool as hell.
>Sociopath wants to kill hot lady
>Hot lady turns out to be a fucking evil vampire monstrosity
>Sociopath manages to kill her anyway

>what the fuck is this guys problem?

(You)

>Ancestor kills a vampire woman, for fun
>uses her blood to make wine
>gives the wine to everyone
>they become cannibalistic insectoid vampires
>this was before he even started digging into the darkest dungeon

>Makes wine from her blood just for fun

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Where the fuck were all the Darkest Dungeon threads last year when I was still playing the shit out of it?

Ancestor is responsible for every single boss in this game and it's amazing.
Dude took reign of a bunch of Necromancers, swindled some pirates, crushed rebellion under his fist, etc etc

So let me get this straight. You KNOW who Wilbur is telling the Swine King to hit? How they can be hit to Death's Door if your MaA is guarding them and having extra protection and your Vestal is healing them?

Is Darkest Dungeon one of the most quotable games ever?

He didnt create the Hag, they just worked together until her obsession with self experimentation got too much for the Ancestor and he gave her the boot.

This is only matched by Dark Souls in using words I have never fucking heard.

>MaA gets stunned in previous round
>Swine god gets crit on MaA and crusader frontline who were around 50-60% hp leaving them at DD
>Little faggot screams them both to death right aftwerwards, no time to heal

I got RNG'd 5 times in a row

>I have never read a book in my life

so the correct procedure for antiquarian loot collecting is to leave everything alone until you clear the map of battles, then snuff out the torch and go collect everything, right?

to some extent you have to admire someone who is so obsessed with the acquisition of knowledge that he basically becomes an unstoppable force all his own

I envy you. You got to feel the rollercoaster of feelings the game can offer in it's purest form.

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Could also have something to do with me not being a native English speaker.

>Woof, geez you got ugly fast, how about you move to the Weald?

>Bringing torches at all

>not reading books in english

step it the fuck up

Them tits were nice tho and I hate that we didn't get to meet her totally human form.

>Size: Unimaginable
UUUNNGH THICKER

Last time I did a no torch antiquarian run the party got wiped

>3rd worlders browsing Sup Forums

I still can't believe illiterate amerifats post here

>Didn't start playing DD until just recently
>Tfw threads started popping up about the same time I started playing

>the names of her skills

Do "X if Torch above Y" skills and quirks function in the courtyard?

Don't be distracted by thot, the ancestor already tapped her like a wine barrel. Send those used goods back to the pit.

What happens if I kill Wilbur first? I really wanted to try but I remembered the guide

The american goes wild.

>Huge big guy freak monster being directed by tiny smart little guy

what do you think happens?

It's 75+ in the blood light

It'd be funny if they made it count as 0 so Shambler could randomly spawn and fuck you up.

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He had like, every ancestor trinket at once. She was fucked.

disease removing camping skills are fucking OP
I removed three diseases at once from my antiquarian for free

Nice, I recently found out sneks aren't that scary

>ancestor's stress goes through the roof from his trinkets
>his resolve is tested
>gets all the virtues at the same time

Reminder no trinkets > trinkets w/ -speed

Just started playing this game, what am i to expect?

Stagecoach is the only thing i've upgraded so far, and it's one level off max.
I already know not to get attached to any units, not to spend any resources on units until i get a generic with decent starting traits/negligable bad traits, and to not have one single party for all the dungeons.

What would be suitable party synergies?
I'm told Plague doctor goes with anything and should go with everything, Leper and abomnation arn't worth the effort to use them and Jester isn't even worth using at all.
Having decent luck in weald with Occultist/Bounty hunter/Beastmaster/Man at Arms.
Ruins i'm using Plague Doctor/Vestal/Crusader/Hellion

How? They stess out the SB in just four rounds

>Jester isn't even worth using at all.

jester is fine in the cove or in short dungeons where you want to clear stress

>Just started playing this game, what am i to expect?
Stress
Nothing wrong with Abom other than being forced to use subpar healers.
Jester works as a stress healer.
Leper is alright if you buff his acc.
Plague doctor is for stunning not blighting, get blasphemous vial asap

Upgrade the Abbey the Guild and the Smith, bar is a meme. Upgrade your medical ward too. Blight and stun in ruins bleed the Warrens blight the cove and stun the Weald. Kill back line stess dealers and red spiders first.
You should be low stess after camping and they're pretty squishy if you take her to apprentice med long dungeons.

Better to switch around at the beginning to se who works well with whom under when certain attacks are used or not for yourself. A build alone doesn't make you realize when it would be best to stun or pull x at the best moment foe example.
And remind yourself

How do I enjoy this RNG grindan advneture?
I like games like baldru's gate and dark souls, should I even try this mess? Is there any depth or just pure pluck?

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Leper is trash but has his own internet defence force
Abom is arguably the best class in the game (I haven't got dlcs so I'm not including P2W). Sit him in 2/3 and let him stunlock every fucking enemy in the game
Jester is great, just don't go for a finale build

My favorite teams are Occultist/Jester/Abom/Bounty
Arbalist/Vestal/Houndmaster/Hellion
Arbalist/Vestal/Bounty/MAA
and
Vestal/Antiquarian/Leper/HWM to farm low/mid level dungeons

It's a game that's played best conservatively that punishes blind play with rng rolls. Ex. An interactive item like a book has a high chance to deal stress to a hero or give them a negative quirk. Not knowing that you can really fuck yourself over. Good things can happen but only under the right circumstances.

If you play based around getting the best possible rolls all the time you're going to be playing like this guy and then you're gonna wonder why the game is so hard and unfair.

youtu.be/UwLjt9aMLRg?t=5m37s

>try out duelist advance on dismas to see how OP it is
>no one wants to attack him anyway

who else /ignoresallbooks/ here

bring an antiq

>Abom is arguably the best class in the game
Base game maybe.

It's best used with auntie for protection. Suddenly he has twice the possibility of being attacked but has prot and dodge buffs.

WHY WOULD YOU EVER READ A FUCKING BOOK WHEN HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK AND IT TOLD YOU SOMETHING GOOD OR NICE

This guy just blocked my path, should I run?

>70hp

this is like the 4th dungeon I've ventured into

the abd al-azrad story

You should delete mods and then kill him, he's a wimp.

Kick his ass, he's a pushover. You'll be fine with that setup.

I take it this is not normal then

Trinkets are for making a character excel at something. Generally taking in increased stress is pretty minor for some benefits for some trinkets.

70 hp is nothing
you have 3 ranged characters so you should be fine

>Read a book
>Become abusive
>Get plutomania
Books, not even once.

Good luck user

>veteran cove quest
>take auntie along for loadsemoney
>fishdude tries to spearfish her
>guarding Highwayman dodges and then riposte crits for like 34 damage
A DEVASTATING BLOW!

Enjoy being destroyed by a Maa guarding a hwm who will head hunt your shit to dd.

Try it. What could go wrong?

I'm super scared right now you guys

it is normal, he's talking about that stupid haircut on your vestal

That hair mod looks like total shit.

See
It's the coolest.

No shit, that's what he said.

Two hwm. Woof that's bad

well that wasn't so bad

these guys are spooky though

Focus the healers and tanks to make the fight shorter

This guy isn't even getting bad RNG, he's just a dumbass.
>3 virtues in a row
>survives/dodges deathblows multiple times
>bunch of crits
>focuses almost entirely on the necro while letting skeletons pile up
>only attacks skeletons with the crusader that will never reach the necro this way
>gets mad when skeletons hit his backline
This is shit darksydephil would do

Worst advice. You focus the Collector and Highwaymen. Crit head hints are no joke. Just stun the Man at Arms.

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Lucky boy, you didn't lose anyone

so how long are we gonna accept blogposting in DD threads?