Your popcorn, sir. Enjoy the Nintendo Direct!

Your popcorn, sir. Enjoy the Nintendo Direct!

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Hi Robert. Do you have crab legs?

WHY IS POPCORN HERE SALTED???

dont eat it user. hes nigger so eating it will give u aids

>Tfw I told my girlfriend to come over because there's gonna be a direct today
>Later realize it's not gonna happen and gf calls me a fat beaner
>Leaves and takes my XC2 since she had to waste gas driving here
Oh well, I didn't wanna spend time with her anyway

that feel when the cinema falcon hunts ye while playing games as well

Sir, SIR. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to take a step back into your designated corner. This is not an interactive show.

Depressing in more way than one

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TSSSSZZT Her- TSSSSSZAZAT popcunr TSSSTZTZZT Enj tstaststastastatstzzzzzzzz

why doesn't Sup Forums come up with a Sup Forums arcade with this type of autistic weird shit like falcons, anvils and popcorn mines

>tfw my game subscription has a no singles policy

ROBERT NO

>tfw robert follows you into the sauna

Kek

CHRIST ROBERT ARE YOU OK!?

Is this the Dole Dippers of 2018?

No switch with your popcorn? Are you sure about that?

>bringing video games outside of the vidya bunker
You're going to end up being another dreg in the popcorn mines.

At least I don't have to stand on a box to feel like a big man, Robert!

Sup Forums is more close knit than Sup Forums. I can recognize a handful of Sup Forums posters. It's also moderated less strenuously

because Sup Forums doesn't like to steal Sup Forums's memes

I'm very sure, I'll be taking my popcorn now *WHIIIIRRRRRRR*

I remember when threads used to have build up, now you have to get the joke out in like three posts tops or you get bumped of a page 10.

>Been on Sup Forums since like 09-10 can't remember which
>Exclusively lurked and then posted on Sup Forums in that time
>Decided to start lurking Sup Forums the other day
>mfw it's so much fucking better
Why does the thing I spend all my time on have to have the worst board on the site?

kek

YOU SON OF A BITCH

I've migrated alound. This isn't Sup Forums in its prime. Unironically, I believe /biz/ is the best board. Spicy memes 24/7, constant poor english speaking beggers, and a community of everyone helping eachother actually cheers me up after browsing for an hour.

Oh, thanks! I've been dying for one these a-
...Where's my drink?

Your crab legs, sir.

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Thanks Robert!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>took a wrong turn and ended up in the popcorn mines for three hours again

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heh, plebians

no no no no no no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GET BACK TO >>Sup Forums ROBERT!!!

I LIKE TO KEEP MY STREAMS SEPERATE.

GODDAMMIT!

DONT
NOT NOW

Sorry, sir, but you know the drill. No singles allowed.

spend a week in the junior mint mountains and then you can complain

Sir, you forgot your popcorn!

ROBERT NO

But I bought a single player game!

B-but we busted you out of the popcorn mines just yesterday, Rob. Can't you let me see my wife cum just this once?

NO WATCH OUT, YOU ALWAYS DIE IN THE TIME LOOP RIGHT HERE

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O SHIT NIGGER

user, you know you can't be back here. Can I ask you to leave before I set the Condiment Crabs on you?

..maybe... just maybe... we can rebuild him.

Take this

ROBERT NO THE FLOOR IS STILL WET

Sup Forums probably gives Sup Forums a run for its shitty money. But every other board I go to on Sup Forums is kilometers better.

ROOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBEEERRT!!

DARU, ROBERT JUST DIED AGAIN, I'M GOING BACK TO THE TIME LEAP MACHINE

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Hits home. I constantly disappoint my gf with little things like this and she also happens to be a grade a bitch. Bad combo. She destroys my self esteem so much!

We have GameStop posts which are kind of the same thing.

Sup Forums doesn't make good oc anymore

The people on Sup Forums aren't old enough to know what an arcade is. I went to the arcade at my local movie theater recently, and it's all pay2win shit now, you could actually just pay for tickets to the ticket counter thing, I don't think there are any normal "fun to play" games in arcades anymore. It was fucking disgusting.

Whiiirposting and Atari Wojak were pretty funny but this shithole has slowed down immensely as the post counts gone up, you're right.

This was a scripted thread that copied an exact same one on reddit, it was posted first on r/Sup Forums too

He was a true hero
and a good friend

I HAVE A RIGHT TO THESE MALTESERS IVE BEEN WAITING TOO FUCKING LONG

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Posting from the manlet pit, standing on a pile of my brethren for reception.

The cinema sniper has his sights set on me, damn phone. Stay safe.

What a movie huh?

You look like a good film-joe-r.

digging roberts new hip hop album

hahaha it's black and white because in the 50s black people back then they were called niggers were not allowed in such establishments.

I've got the cinema shooter position next time I go to the Kinoplex. They said I could bring a vidya weapon. Give me some suggestions.

>screencapping images that get posted in every kinoplex thread

Sup Forums memes should stay in Sup Forums

I still go to the arcades to play some light gun games. There is still an arcade in my town that has all the Time Crisis games among others. Shit's nice. I did a marathon of all the Time Crisis games once there.

Hey Robert! You got some Skyrim? Been meaning to play Skyrim again

>back then

>forget to ask for my seating servitor
>don't know the paths between the aisles
>ask one of the hallwaymen
>he opens his third mouth and spits static at me instead of answering
>i've been marked
>start running
>falcons pursue me into the popcorn pits
>phone running out of power
>still can't find the exit
>movie's been over for three hours

Fucking kinoplex

IT'S OKAY GUYS WITH THIS 7 I SUMMON SHENRON TO BRING ROBERT BACK TO LIFE

Whoops let me take away 2 from that. Now you guys can use my 7