Lose two world wars

>lose two world wars
>can't make a game with decent animation

Really makes you think.

>wow, it took the whole world to beat me

Not really. Everyone just wanted a peice of the pie.

More like 3 if ypu count Napoleonic Wars

>its still the best rpg of 2017

>30 hours into the game
>70% of enemies still see no noticeable loss of health when I empty an entire stamina bar into them

It's irritating that I can't leave notes on my map. I like exploring but when i find something I can't handle yet I'd like to leave a note. I'd have twenty of them or more by this point.

Or you could, I don't know, remember where not to go?

And won one if you count the seven years war

there was no Germany at that time you imbecile

Or have notation. Which is better in every way.

German animators like Ellowas and Adeptus Steve know that it's more profitable to animate porn than to work for fucking Piranha Bytes.

>Be part of reason Roman Empire collapsed
>Refer to it as their First Reich

VE VAS KAISERS AND SCHIESSE

These niggers have been making games for 20 years and all the do is the same shit

They are like the fucking japanese

The "Holy" "Roman" "Empire" was the first one, while the German Empire was the second one.

but good

There was a time when they did different stuff like Schleichfahrt and AquaNox, but nowadays they have to pander to their niche audience to keep them afloat.

Kinda works though, since all their games make a profit. Janky as they may be.

If the Third reich is "Nazi" "Empire" then the fourth (actually the most successful) is "European" "Union"? I am getting thus right?

This is the only way you Turk roaches can post without showing your flag and getting shit on... in a god damn Sup Forums Thread.
Stay out

The problem with the "Reich"-terminology is that they were just counting the ones they wanted to. Lets say that neither Prussia nor Austria counts because they didn't include large enough parts of the German realm, that still leaves the Weimar Republic, which isn't counted as the Third Reich because it sucked so much. The same could be said for the current republic as well as the (((European Union))).

>>Be part of reason Roman Empire collapsed
The roman empire at that time was degeneracy, altruism and decadence at its peak.

We just put it down before it could reach the state the current western world.

Just like the Arabs and Turks are putting you down now, right?

>mfw literally uses same animations as Gothic 1 and 2

Can ANYONE make open world rpgs with non shit animations?

Thats bullshit, the combat would be good if that was true, its probably Gothic 3 animations

>doesn't have animations to save it's life
>is still the best RPG coming out that year
hmmm

Sadly no. It will be a slow progress that takes decades and in the end there will be nothing but shame left.

At least the roman empire is fondly remember while the modern western world will be remembered as the greatest shitshow in history.

rpgs are shit

Is Elex a legitimately good game? I want to give it a try, but I would need to upgrade my PC first.
>six cores minimum

no

>six cores minimum

this is bullshit right?

>loose war against rice farmers
>only make games about the one war you did well in because you came in last to pick up the leftovers

Really makes you think.

No

If you buy a flamethrower the game becomes trivial and boring.

This when I still did SFM I made 200 a month and I was shit. I lost the use of my arm so now it's goodbye that dream.

Talk shit get hit

So what about all those vietnam/iraq war games?

Tales of Bersaria was released in the West fuck off.

Any particular reason?

...

it's a PB game

>krauts in charge of properly updating their games

absolute weebtrash, no contender whatsoever

It's a terrible game because all the creative and capable staff left Piranha Bytes after Gothic 3 and Risen 1.

They're literally just leftovers clinging to the former glory of the studio, desperately trying to replicate their former success without progressing at all.

The exact same thing happens to american studios as well.
Just look at Obsidian or Bioware.

It's jank but not an amusing jank. A minor example would be a map bug that whenever your cursor latches on to an icon on your map you cant pull it off because of a memory leak and you have to reboot the game. Or the fact that the menu will delay 8 seconds before opening as you stand perfectly still and the game is frozen.

>not an argument
>game that works properly vs one that is barely functioning

Tell me another one Dad.

Name one Vietnam game that was popular in america.

Serious answer:it's fine overall, worth a try
It worked more than fine on my 9 years old toaster

But there's actually quite a few Vietnam games?

like most PB games, it's worthatryat$5/10

Battlefield Vietnam was.

Black Ops if you want to stretch since it was Cold War and not just Vietnam.

>fell for that combat meme

Thanks, I might give it a try when it gets on sale. I currently have a lot of fun with Risen 1 and later I will go with 2.

That's not what you asked. You said America only makes ww2 games when you're in the literal sense wrong about it.

if you're enjoying Risen you'll probably like it, still not worth full price though

I never asked anything, burgerman.

>not worth full price
That's reasonable. No game is worth more than 20€ including all DLCs.

>hurr durr
The peak of shitposting wit.

grognards don't care about visuals, only there there's many many skills--many many of which are complete noobtrap garbage and detrimental to invest points into if you want to try to actually complete the game. Oh, and "complex quest writing" which amounts to being bounced between 10 different NPCs on a Fetch quest all of whom give you ambiguous directions about where to go next (if you know exactly where the thing is you can proceed straight to it and pick it up, but that's meta-knowledge)

Risen 2 is fucking awful and is nothing like the first

b-but pirate titties...

the game has flat armor and the melee skill perks basically dont do shit to your damage
once you start finding and being able to use higher damage weapons 90% of the mobs in the game will fall over

>lose two world wars
>dominate Europe anyway
>call anyone who opposes it racist (Britain)

>all the while having your population slowly and painfully removed by an aggressive species from afar

i forgot to add
theres a plasma gun you can find in the game i think it was called the Mortal beam? only had 2 points in the ranged damage perks and with it in burst fire mode i literally killed the last boss in 2 left clicks with the clerics +ranged damage spell up shit is ranged is insanely broken late game because of how the flat armor system works and end game ranged weapons outdamage melee ones just on pure stats alone its kinda silly

>it's fine when whites does it!
Karma is a bitch

Well, yea. Whites happen to be human beings, the rest are just animals.

I was obviously being sarcastic and joking about the retarded OP post.

We're using america as a role model. :^)

>beaten by far in iq by jews and Asians
>is as violent as blacks and chimp out all the time
>drug and degeneracy addicts like slavs
>behind every huge war with millions dead every time
>still somehow the most arrogant race of all
Hmm, whose the real animals? You can't even get along amongst yourselves, that's how terrible you subhumans are

>americans
>white

>Hmm, whose the real animals?
What did I just say? All non-whites.

So animals rule over the supposed "master race"? Yeah okay, keep larping delusional subhuman

My subhuman friend, there is no need to be upset of your obvious inferiority. Just accept your lot in life as nothing more than a mindless beast.

Oh fuck this white kids about to chimp out again! Will he shoot up a school or start another world war where millions of his brothers and sisters dies again?

>Oh fuck this white kids about to chimp out again!
I'm not a non-white, therefore I cannot chimp. But you're free to do so in my place as that is surely part of your culture and heritage.

If you time your attacks properly the damage increases by quite a bit.
Also the bow is completely overpowered especially with the beserker buffs

Good thing america is here to save the da... oh.

Well, cucking you is basically blacks culture, controlling you is the jews culture, owning everything you have is the Asians. What "culture" is left than eating rotting sharks or make maggot cheese?

>>conquer the entire world.
>you're just arrogant
>Jews are the best though
Fuck off heeb

Of course a primitive ape doesn't know a thing about his superior's culture, but only trash force fed to him by the media. It'd be foolish to even expect such a thing.

>conquer the world
>lose everything
>whine about MUH superiority on an Ugandan livestock raising forum

Yeah, the media only shows the most known thing about your culture. Like mass shootings, interracial porn and pedophile tourism/teachers

See now as the beast of burden can only focus on "muh porn muhfugger bix nood". Mass shootings are a thing of glory and honor though, no reason paint those as something to be ashamed about. Nothing wrong with putting down mindless drones and subhumans.

We're larping into unpreceedent territory here

>lose everything
Tell Gaddafi that.
There might not be niggers missing hands anymore but whites still run the world.
>but muh zog
If Israel ran things it wouldn't be crying constantly

Are you perchance questioning or even doubting the beauty of mass shootings?

>show charts showing Asians have vastly more iq
>butthurt stormweenies yell B-BUT MUH DICK IS BIGGER THAN THEIRS
Is there any difference from a cow and a bull? You're both worthless in the Chinese century.

>killing Muslims
>not what they want
Played like a violin. Again.

This game really needs an Enhanced Edition treatment. There's something great underneath, but there's just so much unpolished shit at the top. Too bad Piranha Bytes always drop support straight after their first patch and just move on.

What relevance do slant eyed gooks have to superior men of culture? Nobody except subhumans that try to downplay the white man's splendour care about those yellow insects. A single white man is worth at least a thousand of those gooks.

How many risen games are there? Played the first one at release and barely registered 2. What about that arcadia or whatever not-gothic game were called?

Considering I played it on pentium dual core, it is bullshit

Also the Hybrid fight is fucking easy, jesus

Three risen games. First one's the best, second one's pretty bad and the third one's mediocre.
Never played Arcania but I'm pretty sure it's an absolute mess. Just about everybody seems to agree that it's bad. When you get the "Gothic IV" title removed from the game then clearly something's very wrong.

Risen 1 - Good
Risen 2 - Shit
Risen 3 - Average, but better than 2. Underrated in general

Arcania is NOT a Gothic game and it was made by a different studio than PB, it's also corridor-based, empty, and boring.

Has there ever been a PB game with a good final boss?

Now that you mention it, I don't think so. But it's mostly because of their balance.

In most PB games you start as a literal hobo and you're a hobo for quite a while, and then you suddenly turn into Murderboss Supreme who just raped everything in sight. The slight gap between the hobo - god phrase, where you're just not weak enough but also not too strong is the most fun, but as I said, too short.

Still, destroying everything easily at endgame has some fun to it. Better than level scaling for sure.

>when you finally understand the four houses quest and find out the truth
Pretty good, pretty good.

Choose your destiny: Berserkers, Clerics or Outlaws?

Berserkers
I'm playing on low, fuck off