Let's build the worst possible video game console one part/aspect/feature at time

Let's build the worst possible video game console one part/aspect/feature at time.

I think we should start by using Atari 5200 controllers that are permanently hardwired to the system .

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I mean jaguar controllers would be better. Or calecovision

fpbp

2nd player controller is daisy-chained to the first 3DO style and hardwired to boot.

All saved games are online only.

All games use Wing Commander style DRM for every boot.

fpbp as always

no removable storage drives, all games have to be purchased digitally through your online account. You have to be connected to the internet to play your games

Games come in mold which you have to fill with water, freeze and then remove the resulting ice vinyl record with the game data on it.

The console menu is operated by light gun that is not included with the console, the light gun is an external feature that is also needed to get past certain games.

We're talking about a game console not an iphone

>as always
Not quite

What was that? Black on grey code wheel or something?

The wires are all of cheap quality and are frayed/torn easily. it requires the old power system that required two gold screws and wraping the wires around them

Naw, i can't remember what game used that. Monkey Island?

Wing Commander would ask you questions about the craft which you would answer from large, quite accurate blueprints they included. There was about ten questions.

Only third party ports of RTS games are allowed onto the system

microtransactions to boot up the console

Xbone does a lot right though.

Now, we need to use 32 PS3 Cell Processors and only allow devs to use half of one Processors.

Game is programmed by EvaXephon

That honestly sounds kind of cool

Do was I, that's unironically what the future of gaming is actually going to be like

All cartridges are in VHS formate

At random intervals the game may cut-off and is replaced by a screamer. Console checks system time and does this more often at night.

Introduce EA's EOMM.

It was. The first time.

Only non whites can play it

3DO controller ports

Console uses speech-recognition to automatically lock toxic people from using the console

Every aspect of the system is based on motion controls. Oh wait

And it will only accept voice commands for essential features. Moreover, as recompense for how much they've suffered, it will only recognise VERY thick Scottish accents.

Only true scots

>only Scots allowed
>no toxic people allowed
Then nobody could play it

Well they did ruin Scotland.

Well, a console literally nobody could use would be a pretty good contender for "worst console ever," so it fits the thread well enough.

VR only console too

All games are online only, ESPECIALLY single player.

Servers for games are shut down after 2 years, or when a sequel is released.

>PS4 movie: remastered announced
>servers shut down for original PS4 movie