This kills the Switch owner

This kills the Switch owner.

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>just runs past them
Ok now what

>just runs past
WHEN YOU COME TO IT
AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT
AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN
YOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND

THE WALL

THE WALL

NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL

switch owners won’t even make it past capra demon.

I basically live in Anor Londo, those bitches got nothing on me. Comfiest place to wait for forest invaders.

tap your solaire amiibo on the screen to remove the dogs from the boss arena

>Solaire Amiibo

Holy shit, I'd buy the Elite Knight amiibo right fucking now.

go big or go home

>1/6 scale
>not 1/1 scale with sword swinging action
damn casuals

Beautiful.

I need to buy more money.

>not an actual man in a suit that exists to live in your house

>not a man who runs at 18fps and crashes intermittently

Stop pretending this shit is difficult

>I need to buy more money.
What did he mean by this?

It's definitely harder than 99% of games available to Nintenfags

This kills the Switch owner. Silky smooth 9fps

This but unironically.

So now that the definitive edition of Dark Souls is Switch exclusive. Can we all admit that DaS was never good and DaS2 is much better?

never

It's coming out on everything.

If it ran on the ps3, it'll run better on the switch

But only the Switch version is P O R T A B L E .

anal rodeo archers were strong on ps3 launch, after they got nerfed it just ain't the same

>If it ran on the ps3
it didn't

>that the definitive edition of Dark Souls is Switch exclusive
You know it's multiplat, right? And it's 30fps on Switch and 60fps everywhere else?

Laptop is also P O R T A B L E

Just like LA Noire runs worse on Switch? Just like we're comparing 11 year old PS3 tech to 2017 tech of Switch and the Switch barely performs the same, worse, or just tad better?

Congratulations. Tell me with a serious face that Skyrim Switch is better than Skyrim PS3.

Yeah, much shittier just like L.A. Noire

I can't carry around a laptop user, don't be silly.

...

I own Skyrim on Switch and PS3 and it unequivocally runs & looks better on Switch without the save game breaking bug too.

>not carrying a power generator, a mini TV and your console of choice wherever you go
Portablefags are so casual.

*9999 ping backstab*
*Blood spurt tanks the FPS to single digits*
This kill the switch owner.

This is what you're in for switch bros
Prepare to die hehehehe

it's dedicated servers so lagstab should be less prominent

Souls games since DaS2 use dedicated servers for connecting players, that's all it means.

Why do you guys not want Dark Souls on handheld again?

> not running forward as soon as you start slipping to get back up

He shouldn't have fallen off, but that's retarded behavior.

What is that supposed to mean? I have a Switch and probably did SL1 runs before you even knew what Souls is.

yes and those games have less lagstab

I mean, this is nice and all, but the game already looks dated as fuck, not to mention how clunky it was designed to play like.

With the Bayonetta ports coming soon, and a third new game on the horizon, I don't see a reason to feel excited for this remaster unless you are covered in a thick layer of nostalgia.

Anyone who died even once to these was just bad at video games.

>he should have known the physics were gonna sperg out and kill him!
typical soulsfag response

You don't know what you're talking about, the Switch version of skyrim is the special edition, every single texture is better than it was is ps3. The entire game has been rebuilt since then. I own a ps3 and a Switch and can tell you the Switch is a stronger console in every way possible. Not that that's saying much, but stop lying.

Because backstabs were nerfed. They're still laggy and it will get worse because switch is wifi only.

Idk if I'll buy this. I played the shit outa this on 360 back when it came out. Beat the game on soul level 1 and on multiple play throughs. Totally burnt myself out on all souls games, including the inferior bloodborne. I'm a LOT more excited for pic related than DS1 I think

>assuming people will get to archers

>assuming new people will get to/through sen's funhouse

That's a shockwave my dude

I'm so glad this game is getting a reinvigorated online scene. It's so much fun to cosplay as the Golem and invade at the top level of Sen's Fortress.

>not the pre-patch version

Faggots all of you, its twice as easy as it use to be.

Yeah man, only us real gamers can make it through the game.

people who played know all the most annoying spots

and what spots to use to annoy people with.

>Tell me with a serious face that Skyrim Switch is better than Skyrim PS3.
u wot m8

anyone new to the game is going to get fucked before anor londo, switch or otherwise

most of the people who say this are actually posers. that patch came out less than 30 days after the western release date. i guarantee 99.9% of people haven't played it

>switch is wifi only
You can use an ethernet adapter.

But yeah most people don't and apparently the wifi chip isn't the best.

I'm not, the Switch has paid online

>not playing on PC
ayyy siwmae

Time for you fags to beat the game at below sl 15 no pyromancies

Can't you delete the patch so you can play through the original version?

I got it onlrelease same as 2. Only one I didnt get was DeS.
They really arent that different, the change in snipers in anal rodeo isnt that helpful after knowing what to do. The biggest help for people who didnt know how it worked going in blind was adding the item that cures curse to the sewer ladies shop.

I can't wait to trigger a shit ton of babbies by just repeating "git gud" whenever they complain. This is going to be such a delicious shitstorm.

>magicfag creates his own little rules to accomodate himself

Already beat it at sl1
get good

>playing the inferior version when you could get the PC or ps4 version
but on da go

So is the PS4 if you have a Vita

>all this salt

True for today's crop, but anyone who enjoys old NES and SNES games should be able to handle it.

He should've reacted like a normal human being, yes.

nice one

>own a switch
>played and beat dark souls multiple times since it came out on pc
I don't get it op, are they harder in the switch version?

insecure

God I fucking hate pc fanbase
>They were nerfed into oblivion before pc release with second one being moved away, so you could just simple run pass them
>PC kids still complained and tried to meme how hard they were

Why not? Are you disabled?

At first it just seems like hes getting pushed back. By the time its clear hes actually gonna die its way too late

>>They were nerfed into oblivion before pc release
this isn't true you memespouting knuckledragger

here's a fucking video from the 2011 console version, it's identical to the PC version

youtube.com/watch?v=Tcnw-f39oFY

What's going on here. Looks like he broke his ankles.

booo hooo

physics are convoluted in lordran

>owning the greatest hits version
P O S E R

>he never played in the first month of release before the first big patch

Literary who cares. Its just a cover

it means you only got in when the cool kids told you about le epic hard game

>Not seeing obvious difference

Nah, I got around 2011, I had played Dark Souls first on 360 and later found out about DeS and picked up used ps3 for it

>running all the way back

why not roll/attack the archer?

since this is on switch, does this mean Solaire could appear in Super Smash Bros?

the irony is pc can now emulate both

although ps3 emu has work to be done

so what do we know about the remaster? is it prepare to die with new textures, or what?

>u...u m...mad!

They havnt been a problem since 1.04 casualized the shit out of dark souls and moved the archer on the left

Get fucked by multiple giant knights in the Cathedral proper trying to open up the front gate? Get fucked by the titanite demon that's just chilling in a small room, and maybe some silver knights you ran past that caught up?

Idk, it's anor londo, eventually they're gonna go up against O&S eventually. Hopefully they don't get nerfed, it'd feel like the betrayal of the legacy they left.

Possible but really you can go the whole game and see solaire for a total of 5 minutes so that's not only unlikely, it's a stupid choice.

Currently playing through DaS for the first time on PC just cause I got bored. Shits fucking easy idk what you're on about. Only boss that's given me trouble is Capra and it's only cause he's literally designed to be fucking bullshit. Even then only took a few tries. Seriously hop off this games dick It's not that hard. The only legitimately challenging boss I've faced is Farley and Spade and from what I've heard they're like the hardest non bullshit boss. Chill

>Being this much of an elitist gatekeeping faggot
You people are whats wrong with the souls community.

underrated

I thought "being good" at Dark souls was a meme and people were ironically being retarded. We all know the game isn't hard.

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I'm going to be this guy.

I'll use this chance to say it. The game can be hard if you're stuck in a way of playing. It can also be super easy depending on the way you play. Classes focusing on miracles/magic and ranged in general make the game really easy. So does realizing that there is a small window when rolling that you phase out of existence.

Also summoning. Summoning breaks pretty much the whole game. It's decently fun to go wrecking shit with another player after a SP run.