Red flags that instantly turn you off from a game?
Red flags that instantly turn you off from a game?
No cute girls.
>Niggers
>"strong" women
>Any kind of SJW shit
memes
>You must be online to play
Cinematic
Story-driven
QTEs
Over the shoulder third person shooter
Diversity
soy dev
Too much reading
Anime artstyle
QTE's
Always online
Tutorial cannot be skipped and they continue throughout the entire game (Looking at you, P5).
Unskippable cinematics
Open world
Sup Forums likes it
open world
30 fps
cinematic
massive
sjw
Basically this. Videogames are escapism, when I fucking play videogames I don't want to see any of this shit.
>anime artstyle
really fucking long unskippable cutscenes right after checkpoints
>high fantasy/sci-fi setting
>entire main cast is nothing but humans
any kind of mulitplayer shit if icant ignore it completely im not buying the game i DONT play multiplayer
Anything that isn't a strict linear game with no sense of choice whatsoever
Games set in a multi-ethnic, multicultural future
>LOOK AT OUR ANIME GIRLS WEARING ALMOST NOTHING LOL
Sup Forums dislikes it
difficulty options. Especially difficulty sliders.
so every cyberpunk game, movie and book ever?
Nothing. I give every game a chance. But that means if I say something is shit, it must really be shit then.
>We want a broader audience
>Feminism or social justice of any kind
>Diversity
>Multiculturalism
>Cinematic experience
>posts Sup Forums artstyle
stronk women who don't need no man, especially with shitty one-liners
>Lootboxes
>Microtransactions
>High amounts of DLC
>"Crafting survival gameplay" ala Minecraft
>"Blocky" texture style ala Minecraft
>A game dev that says "This is the dark souls of x"
>Incredibly obvious SJW intents
>Twitter fiascos that become the focus point of the game rather than the game itself
And the list goes on and on, there's so much bullshit to wade through with modern games that it's almost entirely turned me off from even playing them anymore.
EA
Yes
>Games set in a multi-ethnic, multicultural future
Hating on 40k warhammer? Why?
>controller button prompts on a PC game
Anything by naughty dog
Anything involving card decks, I made an exception for Chain of Memories but that's easily my least favorite KH game.
>no controller support
The fuck? How did this pass? How come GW didn't sue them to hell and back?
nonwhites
women
I have no idea if it was even released
>>>/8gag/
>black/female protagonist who's main personality trait is their gender or skin color
>diversity in general
>kickstarter
>anything by ea/activision/ubisoft
>qte
>battle royale
>aiming for an audience other than the one that made the game popular (like what dawn of war 3 pulled)
>lootboxes/microtransactions
>day 1 dlc
>overly outspoken devs who comment on political issues instead of their game
honestly there's probably a lot more but these are really the biggest gripes
Lack of colors
>people like it/ hate it
it wasn't.
>look down
>cant see legs
dropped
>kickstarter
pleb
I'm so fucking concerned for Battlefield 2018. I hope they just keep the premium pass model and weapon camo. If i see card unlocks in this i'm going to off myself.
Basically all this.
>Difficulty: cinematic
Refuse to play on principle:
Multiplayer games with P2W mechanics
Gacha games
CCGs
MMOs with subscription fees
Instantly dropped:
Platformers without momentum
FPS games with static movement, e.g. no rocket jumping
unskippable cutscenes
reused areas, or permadeath mechanics that force you through the same area repeatedly
On thin ice:
backtracking segments
resource grinding requirements
>EA
>Early Access
>Survival
>Crafting
>Little to no graphic options on PC version
>SJW elements such as gays or stronk black women aggressively advertised
Any of this shit is a huge red flag. Specially that last bit in recent history. As a brown man, I'm fine with having gays and black people in games but if the devs get desperate and try to shove it down my throat in trailers I know the game is fucking trash. Clearly the devs focused on muh diversity too much.
>alt+tab
>game stops responding
>music keeps going
>only way to make it go away is task manager
or alternatively social media links in the menu of a singleplayer game, or on any game really
for every FTL, hat in time or shovel knight there's a thousand mighty no 9's
You enabled this shit by buying games with "premium/season pass" kikery in it and then hoping that they wouldn't jew you further.
it not being Hoyle Table Games 2004
>multiplayer game with matchmaking only
>Crafting
What the fuck is wrong with crafting? Crafting done right is an amazing thing.
>Game features multiple female supporting characters
>All of them fit into the typical VN Harem cliches like the hyperactive brat and emotionally challenged girl with glasses who talks in a cold robot monotone
It's popular outside of Sup Forums or an eceleb plays it.
For example?
Don't forget those "strong women" usually end up banging your shitty custom-character self-insert because you gave them three gifts and picked the right dialogue choices.
why?
>Crafting done right is an amazing thing
Amazing, yeah?
Sandbox. Sandbox means big, empty, possibly procedurally generated nothing. Even worse if it's an MMO.
Stealth, tried playing the evil within because "it is just like RE4" but instead i got btfo by shitty stealth
Writer: Uchikoshi/Taro
>Amazing, yeah?
...yes? Are you bamboozling me or what?
He's implying crafting is never done "amazingly" well.
Guilty Gear Rev2 story mode was fucking trash
So it can be "amazing," is that right?
>Roguelike
>Roguelite
>RPG
>All the romantic interests suck
What sort of doofus thinks I want to play their game when I can't bang a pixelated blonde?
Lootboxes, Microtransactions, or multiple currencies.
Any game with them turns into "how much can I do before I hit that wall" or "what am I going to have to do to get around that shit and still get what I want"
Then he is simply retarded or underage
Eve Online or even Ultima Online had amazing and meaningful crafting
>inb4 people think about minecraft clones when "crafting" is mentioned
Pretty much this.
Strong girls are OK as long as they are hot though.
>"romance" in video games
Get fucked, literally
>early access
>walking simulator
>cinematic experience
well, my red flag is no romance in rpg
>distant future
>Africa is a chrome metropolis
I always laugh at this, it's a good joke
This shit right here drives me up the wall. If it's optional or if I'm given a few helpful tools then sure I'll sneak around a bit.
But it annoys me to high heaven whenever it happens in a non stealth game.
>Korean
>Early access
>Fanservice
Hi Josh
>Early Access
>Open world
>Zombies
>Crafting
>Loot crates
>Minimum Requirement: Sound card
We're talking about RPGs, not video games in general.
Title doesn't stat with "Call of Duty".
>open world sandbox
spbp
>Im gay
seconded
Everything in your post but include "Survival"
all of these desu
>unskipable cutscenes
>"press any key to enter"
>focused on multiplayer
>can not toggle iron sight, prone, crouch or sprint
>hold key to interact
>spam key to complete action
>indie
>atmospheric
>story-"rich"
>amazing visuals
>we added multiplayer
>can't skip editor/publisher's intro
Early Access
Story driven(ironic since I love Lisa)
_____ simulator
Slow paced for the most part with a handful of exceptions
Rpg I'm burned out on rpgs after playing Lisa and lots of Pokemon
Could probably keep going but I don't want to
>NPCs all look like they belong somewhere
>Party outfits are all over the damn place for no good reason other than "they have to lool unique"
>That one party member who has a ridiculous skimpy outfit
It's one thing if they look good or /fa/ as fuck, it's a whole 'nother thing if they all look like clowns.
>made in ame*ica/can*da/ja*an
game has a meele combat,is rated 18+ and i still can't cut fuckers to pieces with swords
The DLC totals over $40 or has more than 4 items.
Anything with crafting to be honest, Fortnite would be so much more fun without the stupid crafting shit.