*steal your core crystal from your still warm corpse*

*steal your core crystal from your still warm corpse*

WHAT ARE THJOOOOOOSEEEEEE

The only reason i'm not gonna play this game is this soyboy protagonist wearing daddy's shoes, it baffles me how so many people okay with this.

Aw, did I come up with a load of guff again?

damn daniel

*steals your heart*

*makes your dick hard*

*looks in Chinese*

Why did Morag refuse to take a bath with Tora

why do jrpgs have such poor character design

Tora is nopon, but Morag can't explicitly state this since Niall is the Emperor and it would hurt his image

AYE LAIKE YEWR ATTEETEWDE

(((NOPON)))

Rex is actually kinda okay. He looks retarded but his armor later on covers most of it up

I always think about that, when I get killed in the game. What the fuck happens? Do the drivers just steal the Aegis? And yeah, I feel bad after killing the drivers, but you gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

>I love you Rex
>I love you too Nia...you and everyone, I love my friends!
I died inside

She didn't if you pick the good choice. She just does it with her clothes on

those boots kill me every time, what the fuck is this character design

>2099
>people still fall for this shoop

No, you face Poppi.

every time

You dont kill them

WOOL BEAT DEM, WIT THA POWAH UH FRENDCHIP

He even gets cucked too.

it's ok his design is sorta fixed when he powers up

>flat Hank Hill man-ass

I'll stick with Ms. Birthing-Hips, thank you very much!

*doesn't get a switch port*

If they port it without the plan for a sequel they should at least give the people the chance to finish it and maybe make Skell combat actually interesting

>
>He even gets cucked too.
No he doesnt

He looks like his top half is farther away.

Consider the X team finished working on BoTW a while back they're probably working on a port or a sequel.

can I emulate this on PC yet?

It is time to stop falling for that shoop

He gets beaten up by his gf's bull.

Maybe in 2 years

i'll just buy a switchu then

His design is just fitting for his job career, he chances clothes later on when he powers up

All they had to do was make his pants not so retarded. Otherwise he looks fine. Even in his ascended form he is still wearing this ridiculous bathing suit with the sexy pants integrated

Imagine needing to remove three belts whenever you need to undress.

One for every woman he fucks daily

>breath of the wild could be emulated right away
>this one takes 2 years
why is this? I know nothing about the emulation scene.

Imagine trying to use driver's boots as casual wear and walking around in those clunkers all day.

They emulate the Wii U version, not the Switch one

BotW cemu emulator is based on the WiiU botw copy not the Switch verison. Switch hack isn't public and does not have a emulator. Assuming you aren't stupid.

It's a diving suit.

Have you never seen the large weighted boots divers wear?

Rex is cute!

oh ok, thanks for the answer

why does he wear a diving suit?

That ass is property of the Aegis

THAT LITTLE SHIT IS MINE

Kinda, but he's a pretty mediocre shota.

Malos is one of the characters I really like more in the english dub than in the original japanese.

The only characters I ended up liking more subbed than dubbed are Rex, and Jin.

He's definitely the Shulk or Dunban of this game in that aspect.

YOU LITTLE SHIT

His profession is diving and salvaging at the start of the game