Tree boss

>tree boss
>I want to say something clever but I'm stumped

>pedophile boss

>"I'm gay lol"

>professor boss
>there is no such thing as gender in your future

>molester boss
>crotch grab is an instakill

>Ninja boss
>You don't even see him or hear him

>Kevin Spacey boss

>And just like that, he's gone.

>Villain admits his evil deeds
>If you kill me, you are no better than me

The Internet is mind control, and Kevin Spacey did nothing wrong.
Every single person on Sup Forums has the exact same general perspective and opinion about everything, or else they are divided into two groups at most, waging completely phony battles and ignoring an infinite number of alternative views. Most posts under any thread are just low-effort bait that express the dumbest opinion possible.

Perfect example: the stories about Kevin Spacey as of late. You've got people expressing only two views. Either they say he's a piece of shit, or they say that it has something to do with being gay in the 80's and he should be shown a teeny tiny amount of mercy. Am I the only one who thinks that the things he allegedly did are so insignificant that it's completely absurd for a single sapling to be wasted on writing about it? The allegations just sound like stuff other guys and sometimes older men occasionally did to me when I was a hot young teenage boy; sexually suggestive horsing around and whatnot. There isn't even a word for it. Obviously I knew some of them were gay and got off on it, but that never bothered me in the slightest. If anything, it flattered me. I've even gone to gay bars a few times just to be hit on because women don't go anywhere near me, despite not being remotely attracted to men myself, though that's mean teasing and I don't do that anymore.

are you underage, that tree isn't a fucking boss

>Reddit spacing
What does that even mean? how do you know what it is? the only way to know is from experience.

When I was 14, I would have done literally anything for $100 and never regretted it in the slightest as long as I didn't get a disease or something. I wasn't an "innocent wittle victim boohoohoo". I carried a fucking gun in my backpack by that age and watched so much porn my eyes bled. The fact that the media is making this out to be some kind of major social issue is proof positive that America has undergone a full psychotic conversion, or else I time-traveled back to 1620 without realizing it.

Every single political and social issue is like this on the Internet. 99% of the time, I'm lucky to find a single person with an opinion remotely similar to my own at the bottom of the thread with either 1 joke reply or 20 angry (You)s. That's because this site is just a processing funnel to brainwash people into joining a neatly tailored ideological group created by the hivemind. I'm fucking leaving.

>tree boss asks if you're over 25

>He took the nootral route

>Am I the only one
yes you're the only one in a world of 7bil people you special snowflake

fuck off

> Getting upset over spacings
> like this

>gummy rat boss dissects your boongie coard

Hello Pete gummi rato

>evil route
are you fucking telling me you picked a female character and shot a fire arrow at the fucking tree bro?

>normalizing pedophilia

this is why you will hang in the near future user.

don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose.

>spacings
>in a spacey thread

Oh no, what Kevin did was definitely wrong, I just want him to get more work because he's a fucking incredible actor.

No I took the good route where you fight the tree to save it from the evil demons
Tree bro deserves a good life

>Sissylittlewhitebois.gif

>The allegations just sound like stuff other guys and sometimes older men occasionally did to me when I was a hot young teenage boy

you dont have the source of that pic, do you user?

>poison cloud boss
>nerf THIS

I wish there was an Island called "Gay Island" where we can ship all the gays to and just wash our hands of all of it.

>Kevin Spacey did nothing wrong

He shoulda fucked me instead so his career wasn't tarnished by these #metoo whores

post yfw you read ops joke

>gay boss
>he is also a pedophile

>Jimmy Saville molests 500+ children during the course of his career

>the BBC Dean Baquet do everything in their power to cover it up, get's a slap on the wrist and says "lol oopsie"

>Dean Bacquet becomes the lead editor of the New York Times

>high profile pedos in the States are literally untouchable now do to postive media spin that turns them into "misunderstood victims"

This is why I fucking hate leftists.

>reach the boss
>knock him down with my first hit
>tells me to clear out my desk
>I'm now unemployed and facing assault charges

Thanks Sup Forums.

>soy boss
>bursts into tears and apologizes for trying to attack you before letting you pass if your character isn't white

you're not funny

>Wrestler boss
>His model doesn't load
>Timer bugged and starts at 0:00

Dude, that's a fucking low blow. Don't bring up the Saville thing to try and discredit him.

i do but youre not getting it from me

Picture of said boss

I have a source but that character is a girl (vagina). Still want source?

>fire boss
>you can't fire me i'm ur boss lmao

Poor whispy, he did nothing wrong

I'm not gay but I'm not interested

I am, user, please share it?

>fool me once shame on you

>fool me twice shame on me

>fool me 500+ times... well lol hey anybody can make mistakes right? uhh... OK fine I admit it, I'm gay!

oh no thanks then

underrated

>Space boss
>"I CHOOSE NOW TO LIVE AS A GAY MAN"