Americans are asleep. Let's have a Heroes of Might & Magic thread

Americans are asleep. Let's have a Heroes of Might & Magic thread.

This heroe walks into your Tavern and slaps your gfs ass, what do you do?

Its 9:15 who the hell is asleep over here?

Yo retard its 915 on the east coast. Let alone the west.

Where's best boy?

Retard, learn how timezones work.

Pick your poison.

been playing since HoMM2

HoMM5 is my favourite

Are you playing HoMM5 with the mod?

Fortress representing

The only HOMM game I played was Dark Messiah. I'm interested in the series but keep forgetting about it. Before I run off to whatever wikies are about for it, can some one please give me a quick run down lf what's up?

Also, how did Dark Messiah play into any of it?

No 3 is just too clearly the best

Wreak his shit.

I didn't know she's a woman

Childhood is glorifying Heroes 3.
Adulthood is when you realize Heroes 5 makes more sense.

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well Arantir appeared in homm5 tribes of the east

Might & Magic is RPG setting.
Heroes of Might & Magic is turn based strategy offshoot of it.
Might & Magic X, Dark Messiah and HoMM 5+ are reboots of the series by new publisher. Their settings have nothing to do with each other.

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H5 is pretty good, but not H3 good.

ah ok, got it. Thanks, anons.

Also I know it's technically pleb to only talk about this. But best ending for DM was killing demon girl to get the red headed waifu, then betraying her to chill with your dad and keep her as a slave. Second best is any involving you keeping demon girl.

ITT mad bantz

before and after. necromancer never

HoMM is an american series

Any chance of Ubi selling franchise? they aren't gonna release any new games anyway.

yes, you clearly know me better than I myself. I was wrong, HoMM3 is my favourite afterall.

faggot, everything in homm is thanks to europe. we invented castles, swords, unicorns and magic. if we didnt exist homm was a bunch of indians on drugs ralking to plants.

imo 5 with expansions is better than 4, except for the ost. 4's soundtrack was exceptional.