America level

>America level
>Get shot

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>Visit a hospital
>Your character is in debt for the rest of the game
>Has to get a job at Starbucks as the credits roll

>European level
>Refugees rape you

>Sweden level
>Get cucked then stabbed by a muslim

>Ethiopian level
>Die before level 2

>Japanese level
>Get disintegrated

>Get a job power up
>Acquire health insurance almost for free
>Healthcare becomes best possible for essentially free
Lmao git gud

>Hood level
>Nuggets everywhere

>French level
>Get run over by truck and exploded, then stabbed

>Sweden level
>Go straight to jail for misgendering some miscreant
>Credits roll

>american level
>SIMON SAYS CRAWL ON YOUR BACK TOWARDS ME AND CROSS YOUR ARMS AND PRETEND YOU'RE SWIMING WITH YOUR LEGS

kek

not

>japanese level
>NPCs have a random chance of committing suicide every few minutes

>Hong Kong Level
>Don't have pork bun in hand
>Character becomes female

>Japanese level
>yoooooo

>america level
>hear muffled screaming during happy goodfeel VN segment with characters family
>go check why the neighbors are screaming at you across the country
>get shot when opening the door

>iran level
>play as mudslime
>plant poorly-made IEDs in the sand
>chance of accidentally blowing yourself up

Is Gregg Popovich the greatest coach in NBA history?

I dunno. I'm not black enough to care about Basketball.

SUN AUHN YEE MOTHER FUCKER

>american level
>have right to own arms like a man that has not been castrated by the state

>final level
>betray your friends and kill them all

>Character looks for job
>All are part-time and offer no benefits
>The full-time ones pass the cost to the worker and gets it taken out of the pay check every two weeks
>retires, social security doesn't exist

psh, get real kid

Thats America, compare GDQ to ESA

>vidya shitpost thread
>shitpost politically

>non-american level
>get obsessed

>Kojima level
>didyu rike it?
>credits roll

Good job kid.

>american level
>all the npcs can only think of immigration jokes

Whiter than you Muhammad.

>Brazil level
>can never leave

>American Level
>Fight over a burger shop

I love the fact that the powers that be in america are slowly realizing citizen openly owning guns doesn't actually threathen them since they'll just accept all manners of shit.

>somalian level
>old billy riley starts playing

>Japanese level
>is way too hard and the only way to beat it is an hero
>American player comes across your corpse and laughs through his mic

>space level
>no aliens, get cancer

>Sup Forums level
>it's a Sup Forums retexture

>Sup Forums level
>it's a Sup Forums reskin

Hows the employment and debt going?
Yall still have exports up there or what

>European level
>get acid thrown in face

>Sup Forums level
>It's just the trap fanservice scene

it doesn't threaten them because they've successfully buried the 2nd amendment in a debate about "guns" when it says "arms" which is an inclusive phrase that includes all military weaponry such as vehicles and WMDs
colonial private citizens could and did own the most destructive weapons available at the time, including field artillery and naval guns

>Kojima level
>Kept you waiting, huh?
>Credits roll

>socialist level
>starve to death

>american level
>objective: kill 'em all!
>mass shooting music starts playing

>non-america level
>make threads about america every day

>Japan level
>screeching cicadas

I actually want a game like this, or AK on horseback goatherders killing soviets in afghanistan

>non american level
>56%ers keep doing retarded shit
>keep mocking them for their stupidity
>56%ers get buttmad music starts playing

>mass shooting music starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=wj9Y0vGxTGE

>europe level
>get acid thrown on face
>barely miss getting ran over by a semi drive by religion of peace
>get beheaded for eating a ham sandwich

>/an/ level
>SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>Australia level
>didgeridoo music starts playing

Up and down respectively, you?