What was the point of this character?
What was the point of this character?
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I don't know
I'm so fucking pumped for the rerelease, hopefully another big wave of new kids to bully with twink invasions and another big wave of porn, shit is gonna be great
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I want to call her mommy so badly.
he wanted to infect you with his fetish
Giantess titties to suffocate in. Dug.
Fap material. So that the players can relax after a tough fight.
do you know how fucking stupid you sound right now? what are you 12?
You finally meet a kind, gentle goddess who turns out to be nothing but an illusion because nobody in that dying world is your friend and everyone is an asshole.
>Spells duh "dug" by hitting the 'g' key by accident.
It's actually this.
But everyone will believe this.
>big wave of porn
>dark souls
You're none too bright huh?
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mommy gib milky
>curly hair
puke
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That's her veil.
man shut the fuck up
Friendly reminder she'll get a major breast reduction in the remaster.
Catfishing stupid people.
My god this is killing me
Did gwyn fuck a giant?
It doesn't get more mommy than huge titties
Tv could be more eye level but I love your setup
saved
looking at both of them riiiiight now
To give you hope in dem tiddies
Ha ha
too big
mini-giantess a best
>too big
no such thing
>mini-giantess a best
you sir are correct
>dem physics
Priscilla will always be better than Gwynevere
Always.
Seath the scaleless fucked her
>Seath the scaleless fucked her
proof or get out
How? I didn't see any dick on him, faggot
Waiting for the lewd webm with the mimic
>obvious fapbait
>MUH deepest '''''lore''' explainer comes to the rescue
lel dark souls lore fags are so pathetic
something something ds3 lore
But she's fucking disgusting. If they wanted to give fap material they would have just shown Gwyndolin.
I honestly believe the point of gwynevere was for the player to find out she was an illusion and also to find the giant sarcophagus at the end of the tomb gwyndolin guards.
On one hand you realize that the quest giver for the main quest is fake and that makes you ask questions. Then you realize that gwyndolin is behind it so you ask why would he need to do that? Shouldnt rekindling the flame be the right thing to do? Then you fight his fire keeper minion who calls you a threat to the plan. What plan? then if you kill gwyndolin in his hidden chamber you find that room with said big ass sarcophagus. Lord gwyns body isnt there since he left to sacrifice himself for the rekindling so he wouldnt need a casket especially one of that size. Put two and two together and it becomes apparent gwyndolin is covering up the fact his sister is dead and the quest you have embarked on is a hoax.
cont.
why would gwyndolin need to cover this up?
well for one it shows that gods are not immortal and can be killled. in DS3 gwyndolin himself is captured and sacrificed to aldrich by crazy cultists. once gwyn had left the powers of the gods had faded and it became apparent that they were the wrong side on the war against the everlasting dragons and now everyone will have atone for their sins.
Amazing chest ahead
That room is probably full of spiders.
>be dev
>no idea for a story
>come up with some loose idea of the royal family
>have them all say some mysterious shit
>'muh plan'
>leave it to retards with too much time to finish my story for me
I don't know what's more impressive, the writer or the stupidity of lore posters.
Except what he said is basic surface level shit, Gwyndolin being responsible for the illusion is 100% in-game. You're in no position to be calling others stupid, brainlet.
fucking retard, they didnt just pull shit out of a hat and be like "ya sure why not"
there is way too much thought put into the game and that specific part. if they wanted blue moon to be a hidden covenant they could have placed gwyndolin anywhere but no they specifically placed him at his fathers tomb at AL. Then they added his whole bit when you destroy the illusion, nevermind the fucking smoking gun secret room you eneter after you kill him.
nope just all coincidence you stupid faggoit. oh and its also coincidence that there are two snakes playing each side. yup just made by random. everything is procedurally generated these days for you minecraft 12 year old fags
jesus christ op they're giant fucking milky tits what are you a faggot
Priscilla is their daughter. That's literally been lore since the first game came out.
She could be his wife's daughter
My family used to have a TV like that.
thank you, if you wanted to get into real theoretical mumbo jumbo I would get into the why. part of me feels like that gwyn didnt have enough power to pull off what he was doing so he had to kill his own kin as the CU had to kill the 4kings, seath, gravelord neto, and bed of chaos.
with that mind set he killed Gwynevere but did he kill other gods too? maybe that is what happend to gods such as all father lloyd
"Crossbred" Priscilla
Seath didn't fuck another dragon and Gwynevere didn't fuck another giant.
Hi der can u open up your bobs
Priscilla could very easily be a daughter of Velka and Seath
>Gwyndolin.
He has breasts you know.
Big fucking tits
Anyone else hate how Dark Souls 3 fucked up a lot of the fun theories like Seath x Gwynevere and Manus being the Furtive Pygmy
Depends if the wood brought in doesn't have any insects. Spiders are scared of humans mate, if theres a decent amount of activity going in that room, then they'll stay clear and live somewhere else.
>being that mad
Everyone can make up some basic story around a bunch of characters and how they are related. The hard part is actually having the whole thing make sense. Derk Souls devs just skipped the hard part and left it to retards with too much time.
Then again, it's brilliant, because it's apparently working.
>giant lady isn't actually real, or giant
why from...
You clearly dont know the boldness of spiders. I have had spiders through out my life trying to mission impossible their way onto the top of my head whilst I sat and played vidya. To what end, I know not. I only know because on occasion ill get up from my seat and when I return ill see a spider dangling right above where my head was. And he be like "oh...hey...Whats good bro?"
Fucking spiders.
pick 1
Who are the majority of console/PC gamers?
>males
What do the majority of males like?
>young attractive women
What are some female features that most males really like?
>boobs
What do you do to get as many males as possible to play and like your product?
>put things in it they like
What do males like?
>killing shit, hot big boobed women, overcoming obstacles
So what do you do to maximize profits?
>put that stuff in games
What happens afterwards?
>your product sells well and you make money
Gee... I wonder why? Hmmm...
>dark souls fags dont even know lore for their own game
fucking sad desu
fth/str
Tiddies
>Miyazaki: Well, the truth is, I just wanted to make a really big woman. I think it was a Fujiko F. Fujio manga, (Yasuragi no Yakata, literally Tranqil Mansion), there was a company president who joins an exclusive club to escape his stressful work life, and there's a giant woman who takes care of the club members, almost like a mother… don't you think that's just a perfect situation? A giant, considerate, caring woman. The kind we all lost when we grew up, that's what I wanted to make. Originally I also wanted to put a mouth in the palm of her hand, and we made all of the animations, but it didn't make it into the final game. Talking of glamour, her breasts are nothing to do with me, they happened without my knowledge. It's all the artist's fault. I think I mentioned it earlier but I always seek a certain refinement in all my designs.
>Waragai: Really? Haha
>Miyazaki: Yes, But the artist had such a happy look on his face that I didn't have the heart to stop him.
Pic related: The woman who inspired Guinevere's design
I was thinking the same thing.
Quality
The giant blacksmith is your friend
Dope
Actually, it was designed by one of From's artists but Miyazaki is a foot fag and was going to reject it, but didn't want to hurt the artists feelings because he was so proud of the design.
This is why none of the other souls games have titty monsters but have feet.
He really is the best. He has the best covenant, on paper. If only FromSoft could sort their shit and actually make it work.
A three day vacation, but for you
>Likes giantess and feet
>Doesn't like huge breasts
What's wrong with him?
>Likes giantess and feet
>feet
???
It's pretty obvious.
Guess it's time to go quality again
He's not a footfag
Luck
Lots of souls girls have exposed feet.
Solaire, if you save him.
isnt that aceroks artstyle
i think i have a good idea what happens next
>Miyazaki: Yes, But the artist had such a happy look on his face that I didn't have the heart to stop him.
Equal parts cute and hilarious.
they're not mutually exclusive. I've felt all these things and I think the feelings play off each other well.
>he's a tits guy
wait, what is this animation from? this doesn't happen in game, was it some unused animation someone dug up?
What is underboob?
Miyazaki actually hated her design but didn't have the heart to tell the artist they weren't gonna use it
It's a possibility that Gwynevere is not as gigantic as her illusion, she might be an idealised version from Gwyndolin perspective
The Lord of Cinder's effeminate son made an astral projection of his much beloved sister to convince an undead to link the flames and save the dying kingdom.
>twink invasions
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS HOW IS IT NOT BANNABLE THE ENTIRETY OF DARK SOULS IS BASED ON FIRM BUT FAIR AND TWINK INVASIONS ARE NOT. FUCKING. FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T POP HUMANITY TO ENGAGE WITH THE GAMES CONTENT ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH BECAUSE SOME COCKSUCKER WHO ALREADY HAS SEVERAL HUNDRED HOURS IN THE GAME MADE A NEW CHARACTER AND SPENT 10S OF HOURS PROGRESSING THROUGH THE GAME AGAIN TO GET THE BEST ITEMS POSSIBLE WHILE NOT LEVELING UP THEIR CHARACTER AT ALL SO THAT THEY COULD GRIEF PLAYERS WHO ARE BOTH LOW LEVEL IN GAME KNOWLEDGE AND LOW LEVEL IN GAME POWER WHO HAVE NO REMOTE POSSIBILITY OF EVER DEFENDINDING THEMSELVES FUCK YOU WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE JUSTIFIED OR FUN AT ALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Afraid of a little boi butt?
With the remastered edition someone better put the new high detail model to good use.
It's an unused animation.
>gonna buy PC version and rush a Tarkus build, then co-op as much as possible before it dies and only PvP remains.
>also shilling for Switch port and will probably never play anything else while on the train to/from work in 2018.
So fucking hyped.
We already know from ingame descriptions that she fucked off with another God to some other land, user.