You better not disrespect the Nintendo Switch

You better not disrespect the Nintendo Switch
ever again kid

A gun would have been better.

Go kys with your controller kiddo

I'm curious if anyone has ever used the HD rumble for something a bit more useful...
ha ha

Jagged edges make it harder to stab and pull out

dont make me sic my sonyfag gf on you op

Also cause more damage because of that

Yes you can, that's obvious. Any rumble works.
The best rumble is using a washing machine, have fun.

>woah, baby, put that knife away!

That's not a knife, It's a Switchblade

That wouldn't make a switchblade pun

Nice

No but wouldn't it make it more edgy?

*casts fire*

Is this their response to whirrposting?

Fuck you, now I can't stop thinking about what would happen.

Gtfo of here Ultros, your kind are wanted here.

ayyy

I'm suddenly craving for some fish soup.

>nintenbro gets anal vored
>cuts his way to freedom
>sonybro is left there with his guts and shit spilling out
heh, nothin personnel...

Wouldn't sonybro get obliterated by the knifes while absorbing nintebro? Unless the knifes can be covered or something, I guess.

>implying some shitty knives can penetrate his gold-plated skin

Nais

STEP BACK!

Well no more gold plated skin after sonybro lost game of the year powers, sadly.

no, you retard.

That is the real reason to buy Vroom in the Night Sky the HD Rumblrbis ridiculous so just stick it in your vagina and let it go

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Seriously?

I don't think it is safe to stick a fucking joycon inside a vagina

a waggle to surpass metal gear...

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continue on with underage posts.

I was mocking the edgy thing, not praising it.

Anyone else really curious what the blockchain is? I wanna learn it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The blockchain is knowing which part of your opponent's combo is going to have an overhead. Crouch blocking protects you from medium and low attacks but only a standing block will protect you against overheads.

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Why did he make the knife go around the outside and not snap into the switch controllers themselves?

By god user 2018 is gonna be ok

the term blockchain is literally never used in fighters ever.

I guess nintenbro has to settle for just slashing sonybro's insides then.

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>5 seconds apart

shank-shank-stabyoooo

One of these days there's gonna be a half-second where he trips with that thing in mobile mode and thinks "Fuck, suddenly this doesn't seem so cool."

no its a joy-con taped to a knife, user. downvoted.

Imagine the laughs of everybody when he accidentally stabs himself.

There was an article years ago about someone who was playing REZ while their girlfriend had the rumble accessory in her panties

>your kind are wanted here
Looking for some tentacle rape, eh?