Take damage in game

>Take damage in game
>Say ouch in real life.

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>jump from height in game
>get that feeling in your stomach in real life

>go underwater in game
>hold your breath irl

>Me playing Mirror's Edge

>Dodge at the last second in a sous game
>lurch forward and grit my teeth

>Scale tallest structure in the zone.
>Jump off.
>Tingling sensation felt around body, making you feel as if you were actually jumping.
What is this feeling even called?

Every Hay jump in assasins creed

Autism

That happened pretty much every time I drove off a cliff on a bike in San Andreas.

>playing tf2 all day
>stop playing to meet friend
>take out phone, phone dead
>"ahh ive ran out of ammo"

mirrors edge one was fucking GREAT for that, somehow they got competent people to mess with the graphics to the stage that they COULD trick your brain (which then makes your body react as if it is real)

>hear a loud noise
>say ouch

>get to a sharp turn in a racing game
>lean in the direction I want my car to turn

>jerk off
>run out of tissues
>go to the kitchen and take some paper towels
>"let's grab some ammo"

Just gives me a panic boner.

My little brother says oof when he takes damage

says the same when he takes this dick too

>FPS/First Person Perspective game
>Get damaged with a sudden attack directed at the screen
>Whole body jerks

>grab a drink
>trip and spill it on heater
>"SPAH'S SAPPIN' MY SENTRY!"

>See spiders or scorpions in-game
>Feet and legs start to itch

try jumping off a cliff in vr sometime, it's that feeling x10

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don't play fallout 4 vr then. I literally can't play a melee build because it's so unnerving trying to whack radroaches and bloatflies

when I drift in mario kart I sometimes autistically sway the direction I'm trying to drift for.

>get hurt in video game
>scream at the top of my lungs and slam a fork into my thigh
I need to stop doing this

>"The thought of virtual reality greatly frightens me": The Thread

I had this problem in New Vegas so I can't imagine it in VR

I used to make gun noises as shot people in Call of Duty.

it's legitimately fucking terrifying. I'm constantly running out of ammo because I don't wanna be anywhere near the insect enemies. They fucking JUMP at your face everytime they attack you. FUCK. THAT.

>die in-game
>slit your throat in real life

>die to grenade
>drive self to hardware store and buy fertilizer
>create bomb
>detonate it an inch from my face

I actually do that

How the fuck are you still alive?

I hold my breath going through tunnels in games and in real life

because breathing is an automatic function, it is impossible to die that way.

Not if you're a dolphin

I want to cum inside a dolphin

Sadly, dolphins can't really take a human dick. There's a reason why dolphin dicks are weird, fucked up flexible tentacle things.

Ultimate Spiderman

>Sadly, dolphins can't really take a human dick
you haven't seen the things I've seen...

>respawn in game
>respawn in real life

Prototype

Wait what? so then the stories I have read are fake? but they are also from the internet and you are from the internet. So I don't know who to trust, because you obviously can't show me since that shitis illegal.

The only true and verified thing about dolphin-human sexual interaction that I have read is that one behaviorist that jerked off a dolphin that she studied. That dolphin later killed itself.

The only female 3D dolphin lewds I've seen are just genital spreading.

>play p2w game
>play p2w game in real life (real life)

>That dolphin later killed itself
how can a dolphin kill itself?

I have seen dolphin dick that is wide enough as human dick at the base and the male inserts itself completely into the female, but nice try user.
You obviously don't know where to look.

They can stop breathing. If you're an animal that spends a lot of time underwater, then reflexive breathing is a really bad idea.

Dolphin dick is seriously flexible. It's not an issue of width, it's an issue of shape.

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It drinks water and drowns itself you retard

Same with any crawly insect with multiple legs

I went through Hollow Knight no problem, though. Even the spiders are cute in that

Oh really? well there is a certain vagina spread video that proves that anything reasonably human sized can go in there.
Surely you aren't thinking the guy has to get inside her fucking ducts and shit, why would he need to? he is just trying to get off, not trying to fertilize her.

Honestly I slip into this if Im FCing in eve

Calling shots and then getting hit by something particularly hard usually pulls me out of it enough.

>Jump in game
>Legs tense up

>Playing a game
>Doing a very sharp turn
>Actually turn my body in the same direction
>Almost fall off my chair
Am I autistic

>have no phobia
>not scared of vidya or movies
>just want to feel fear again
How do I cure desensitization

motion sickness?

>Melee something with a big weapon

youtu.be/S3EC6_DNduY

Near death experience.

>Crash a car while driving at high speed in game
>Close eyes instinctively in real life

Jump into a lion pit at the zoo

VR, or actual IRL near death experiences. I would try VR first though, I felt the same way you do, and VR horror is an entirely different beast

Immersion

This user is gonna kill himself by accident.

Fuck that's awful.

>play JRPG with cute girls
>feel anger every time one enemy hits my girls. Every time one enemy touchs them say "ouuuchieeeeee woweeeeee nyaaaaaa awooooo" so the ambient becomes more cheerful!
>feel jealous of the floor when they walk barefoot so never use barefoot outfits for them. Fucking floor doesn't deserve to be stepped by dirty smelly cute feet
>dont look up their skirts because I respect their rights

>play racing game
>do motor noises with my mouth
>friend tells me to join mumble
>keep doing them
>realize for the first time I do it and he laughs about it
Thinking about it again is really embarassing.

>tfw too poor for vr

>try to look up at something
>it's barely on the screen thanks to limited camera movement or some obstruction
>lower head to get a better angle

>drive past the beginning of a guardrail and hear it whizz past
>visibly sink into the seat and heave a sigh of relief

gizmodo.com/here-s-what-it-takes-to-study-dolphin-vaginas-1716599855
news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/04/dolphins-genitalia-sex-reproduction-animals/
livescience.com/58818-dolphins-weird-genitalia-revealed.html
blogs.discovermagazine.com/science-sushi/2017/10/10/dolphin-penis-vagina-simulated-marine-mammal-sex/

save up senpai, it's insane. Even that VR doom game scared the shit out of me

>I do that on most turns tbhonest

I'll take my ban with dignity, bye

>doing any physical activity
>grunt like link

That doesn't really show or prove anything

>at work once
>walking past light that i somehow don't notice or visually acknowledge in my brain
>see it in my peripheral vision and visibly flinch
>pretend nothing happened and keep walking
>see people looking at me afterwards

I'm not tryna see a dolphin vag, I'm tryna see a dick inside a dolphin vag

grunting is actually a good practice when lifting or doing physical labor. It helps you regulate your breathing, which is important when you're going stuff like that.

There is clearly enough space to put a dick inside, the fuck are you smoking?

[Spoiler]Cazadors[/spoiler] in VR

>doing any physical activity
>moan like link

Are you kidding, dude? Please carefully mark where you would insert your dick. Keep in mind that your picture just has the most external structures, and that the internal anatomy is bound to be rather convoluted.

He is just trying to get off not have babies with the fucking dolphin

it doesn't help that they're about 5 feet tall, and they FEEL 5 feet tall when you're in there. Same with Doom VFR. All the demons are at least 10 feet tall+, which makes it that much more unnerving.

mfw a 20ft tall hell knight is SPRINTING after you while you desperately try to teleport away

>get tired
>bend over
>slouch your shoulders
>start panting mouth open

>he's never experienced this in VR
You are smalltime

youtube.com/watch?v=ut3d4z9IQio

STOP, I don't have enough money for VR

>look up or down in game
>tilt head up or down respectively, in real life
>dodging somthing in game
>duck a bit irl
>mfw
It's instinctive, so hard not to do

Nigga I got rid of that after playing a bit of games, imagine if I did that shit everytime I play Metal slugs.

That sounds fucking awesome. Is it worth buying a vr headset now or should I wait for better hardware/software.

I played the waiting game for a while and ended up biting the bullet a month or so ago. I don't think anything new is gonna be coming out until at least 2019, so you're probably safe to invest in it now.

>bought a VR headset early December
>havn't been able to use it much because Australian and its just too fucking hot currently to use it for lengthy periods of time.
fuck the heat

I've been playing EDF 4.1 so often that when I close my eyes my mind immediately imagines a scene of a bunch of giant spiders firing web strings at me, with me just constantly backpedaling as Wing Diver, waiting for my lightning blaster to recharge.

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>Game has "joke" jumpscare.
>Still get scared.

>play Souls game
>confronted by a huge mob or a huge boss
>can feel my body unleashing a jolt of adrenaline

I sometimes think about how I'm the first person in who knows how many generations of my bloodline that gets that primal fight or flight neural instinct activated in my brain that early man probably developed while hunting Mammoths or being preyed upon by bears and shit. Like if it weren't for video games, this instinct would go totally dormant, since there isn't much like this to experience irl.

I do that when corner peaking in shooter lmao

VR is still mostly a gimmick with next to no real games and a plethora of tech demos.

And on top of the price, you have to set the stupid fucking thing up in your room and the cable management that shit needs is a fucking travesty.

I mean yeah, VR is cool and you don't know how cool it is until you actually get to use it, but it's not THAT cool. It's not cool enough to justify the awful setup and shitty mini-game library.

I have vr, and I agree with the setup being obnoxious. Unless you have a play area set up ahead of time, don't bother getting one.