WE CAN BARELY AFFORD FOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

WE CAN BARELY AFFORD FOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

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Maybe you should try getting a job.

Okay, where?

that's your problem fuckface

Majestic 12

>"Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll, and CODE"
>"I will become the thing I hate"
>numale glasses
>delusions of entitlement

I seriously dislike this guy.

le insecure numale face

I fucking forgot about this guy. Is he still developing that fucking game?

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End of January will be 1 year since last update. NO REFUNDS THOUGH!

tfw falco girgis is married and you're not

>trying to prove people you're not an insecure numale by posting a mirror selfie on social validation media

Marriage to a dude wearing an sjw wig? No thanks.

Post the 10000 dollars for hair transplant thing

>Male Feminist is a rapist.
Imagine my surprise.

Nvm

I never understood how these people can ask for money to just sit at home and program games. Like, do that shit on your own time wtf do you need money for

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Reminder that toby fox made undertale in his moms basement for free.

Something something stress something something no refunds

She reminds me of a certain amateur pornstar

Actually Toby fox had a successful kickstarter, but that's still unfair because Toby actually had a playable demo that people liked

Is his glasses broke or is this some new meme soy fashion thing to wear glasses that don’t have arms?

Yeah, I could tell by the shitty visuals and gameplay.

Regardless, it sold well over a million copies

I'm too exhausted to play video games after work. I can barely imagine coding in that state.

>Elysian Shadows is being developed for the Sega Dreamcast, as well as the Ouya, iOS, Android, Windows, OS X, and Linux platforms. The game received a successful round of crowdfunding via Kickstarter in August 2014.
>Ouya

holy shit this has been pushed back so long he is developing for consoles that no longer exist

So did FNAF. What's your point?

>not coding while at work
step up your game senpai

>all that shit on the wall

You're trying way too hard, fuckface

My point is that these people asking for money are scam artists that want you to pay for their life under the guise of making video games.

this looks like one of those stupid mspaint drawings with the female wojak edits sitting in their disgusting room with used tampons and garbage all over the place, I never even bothered to check if this meme has a name

u blind weeb?

What, the undertale guy? Yeah, I agree. That game is Zoey Quin levels of lazy cash grab.

>please gibs money so i can make a shitty game for a dead console
Astounding time that we live in

And did he have to pay for rent or food or bills?

has he even released alpha gameplay footage yet

How did he get so much money for a shitty RPG in the first place?

no, that would imply he's actually making a game

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

I thought he had a hair transplant?

Its actually pretty savvy. As long as they never produce a product they can keep asking for money no matter how long it takes.

Who?

>wtf do you need money for
food
rent
utilities

Does anyone on this board really care about opportunists using crowd funding to scam people? Just don't fund any kick-started games until it's actually gone gold and is already being sold. Or not at all.

How do i get idiots to give me free money?

Nooooooope
Here's a screenshot he gave me to write an article once though. Breathtaking.

Eh, I guess? So is that a yes to the former or latter of my original inquiry?

He did it for 50K actually, plus he expected money from sales of the product.

So get a job

Pretend to make video games

Say you’re a tranny

then i cant spend my time working on my game
almost as if... it's a job in itself

He did. It actually looks pretty good now

youtube.com/watch?v=zcdw7fIOlfA

Start a charity. All charities are scams or money laundering.

Work on your little video toy after work.

Got a link to the article? We could use some non-kotaku vidya journalism on this site.

Get funding for your game then.

you cant make a serious game in your spare time, even if you have the actual time jobs also take your energy, good luck working in a related field like programming then coming home to program your game
not that falcos game looks very difficult to make

>next gen whatever for the fucking dreamcast
what
what the fuck do FPGA's have to do with the dreamcast in the first place

>scam people
>go on to academia
Its like pottery

But i can afford Food.

Pic from OP is from a video he made to "make fun" of reddit and all his other haters by immitating them. He broke his glasses a few minutes in the video.

>kotaku vidya journalism
it should be illegal to put those three words into one sentence.

Wah. Not my problem if your tired after work. So is everyone else.

everyone else isn't trying to do a serious creative endeavor on the side
are you fucking retarded

He said somewhere that when he was a kid he said he was gonna make a game for the dreamcast "no matter what"

nichegamer.com/2016/01/20/elysian-shadows-delayed-development-back-on-track-despite-setback/
>it has been almost a year since i wrote this and they havent done jack shit

Cave Story is better than 99% of indie games today and was built from the ground up (programming, graphics, music, etc.) by one Japanese man in his free time after work. And he released it for free.

For a second I thought this was about the Runescape players killing Venezualan gold farmers so they starve to death IRL.
I'm disappointed.

You can see the glasses the camera just has low exposure or something

Its like you expect me to care that you want to just sit at home and clack away on your keyboard all day and then wonder why you cant afford food and bills.

>serious creative endeavor
>on the side
that's not how serious creative endevors are made

>I am friends with falco
You poor bastard

He's seriously one of the biggest pieces of shit indie devs I've ever had the displeasure of knowing existed

How can he get that swole without any food?

yeah but what the fuck do FPGA's have to do with that

You're retarded if you think game development isn't an actual job. It's like retarded people who think lowly of games just because children play them.

also took 5 years for a game that would have taken a small team of professionals a few months back for the SNES

>using computers is not real work
brainlet detected

precisely

I bet these kickstarter things are a tax nightmare at the end of the year

>WE CAN BARELY AFFORD FOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
>*buys hair transplant*

true dat, bruddah

>also took 5 years
And how long do you think Elysian Shadows will take to release you retard

never, because it was never a game - it's a scam

Elysian Shadows is a shovelware game made by a complete moron and shouldn't be used as an arguement for anything

I think it will be officially released sometime after toady finishes dwarf fortress

Maybe you should join Majestic 12, in a body bag!

Elusian Shadows has been in development since 2004, hence the dreamcast obsession. Falco has seen both the dreamcast and Ouya die out making this shit

>Be against homosexuality
>Is a homosexual
>Be against rape
>Is a rapist
>Be against pedophillia
>Is a pedophile

If you ever care enough about something to be publicly against it, you've already lost. Open minds save lives, and protect lolis. Join me in apathy.

proof or gtfo

I feel like that last green text is a bit of a freudian slip on your part. You still need to be put away and given psychiatric help.

>tfw I've made half an RPG in full 3D by myself in less time than falco has spent on his snes game

I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD HEALTHCARE

>goes and buys hair transplant

I CANT EVEN AFFORD FUCKING HAIR

PAY

SOMEONE HAS TO PAY

>see post above

MY

HAIR TRANSPLANT BILL