AGDQ 2018:Corruption of Slaanesh Edition

NOW: Jack and Dexter: The Precursor Legacy

THEN: Super Mario Galaxy

LATER: Super Monkey Ball

EVEN LATER: Kingdom Hearts

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WHENS RUNESCAPE

I want to die

Their viewership barely breaks 100k 90% of the time.

Only when big games or some runners come the number goes to 130k.

People are realizing that the non stop "sell your kids and donate pls donate come on donate donate donate *Steve Ballmer enters* donation donation donation" is just not what events like this are about.

IM GOING TO ____ PRAXIS

WHEN'S RUNESCAPE

This is my last one that's SFW I think.

I'm up next, wish me luck!

J&K is comfy as fuck. Especially the village and dungeon they're in now are the comfiest.

You can't make me migrate slowly, fag!

>tfw no short tranny gf with a 20cm dick
Face it user, you want those runner boy(girl)pussies

WHOOOOOOOOOOO

>look ma, dead memes

I played wonderboy on a friend's switch, it's such a fucking absolutely terrible game and it shows, it ONLY looks good. it plays like an old NES game with the stiff platforming and combat, it's really unpleasant

Slaanesh's scion

When's Edo?

bonesaw died for this

post 2hus

Good luck

Just order some pizzas to the venue and she'll be there in no time.

*strokes beard*
*dilates internally*

what did they mean by this?

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Youmu!

You're a tranny?

Stupid cat

Not cute at all

Sigvald posting should be encouraged.

i fucking hate faggot voices

She just did an interview so she is probably passed out from exhaustion

please dilate before you start I'm getting sick of the dilation breaks

oh?

Brilliant.

Cute Youmu!

Will she suck my dick if I stick it trough a pizza?

>Speedrunning and watching speedrunning one of the most autistic hobbies
>surprised it attracts autistic trannies

I wonder if she eats the people she interviews

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There's a good chance she'll just eat your dick.

alley oop>robot>air guitar>>>everything else

I want to kiss her belly.

Reminder about Knitler, the lady who became a GDQ organiser and banned

>Cosplaying
>Swearing (Casual)
>2hus
>Fun

youtube.com/watch?v=bKiocK59EBY

>Goes to a speedrunning event and asks the (speed)runner to stop.

So the long haired guy is a crossdresser?

WHENS CAR KEYS

I haven't watched any Super Mario Galaxy runs, are they good?

MUH CHILDHOOD

>tfw you get your pass punched for being a male in the men's room, and they banish you to the dilation mines

What else do you expect from women.
They're all the same.

>a little over 800K going into Friday morning
They will make 2.2 million by tomorrow night. The money laundering is about to ramp up

>4:3
>that resolution
>no shaders
As I watch this I realize emulation has spoiled me.

WAT

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>tfw I have no idea what Dilation is
>I don't even want to know since it's related to trannies

when is bonesaw going to return

hmm OP has a point. Slaneesh has corrupted gaming completely.

Least you weren't turned into a human dilation rod.
Every day trannies come into this GDQ basement I'm chained in and uses my dick to dilate with their bloody and pus filled holes.

Please end me.

Monkey Ball sould be fun

>frame perfect trick based on unreadable rng

>go to the men's restroom
>See a male transhuman (tiger)
>don't think much of it because i'm a progressive with an open mind
>come closer
>finally realize that it's actually a female transhuman (tiger)

This is going too far.

I GOT U SENPAI

Word of AGDQ 2018: Dilation

For those that don’t know what dilating is see below.

Your body thinks your fake vagina is an open wound and tries to heal it up, this needs to be stopped by regularly inserting sterile dildos. Like how girls have to wear earrings regularly or the hole grows back.

Also, since the fake vagina is made of scrotum skin, there are giant hairballs growing inside that need to be shaved out.

The hole is also filled with blood, pus and semen.

There have been rare cases where the body doesn't know what's going on down there and grows teeth.

Learning together is fun.

If I ever get to have PS2, is Jak and Daxter obligatory to play?

I've only managed to play and finish two games on PS2 which are RE4 and Bully.

I'm pretty sure cancer knitter is an organizer for agdq.

Their faux vagina is a wound. They want to keep the wound open. Their body does not.

I wish I wouldn't know what it was

Run is good, but in a 2 hour run about 40 minutes is just the transition from getting a star and going back into a level

It's just lying at this point, isn't it? I don't even think all of these people understand what a frame-perfect trick is.

hello is this the 40k thread?

>it plays like an old NES game with the stiff platforming and combat
Hmm, I wonder why that is? It's just one of those mysteries of life...

glad you asked

it's stuffing a medical dildo up your post-op vag

someone post the emergency dilation forum screenshot, with accompanying Super Metroid escape music

Who was she before she became an organizer? Was she a completely random person who cried on stream and became one of the staff out of pity?

never ever. Did you forget about fun being a bannable offense?

Headstrong is pretty cute would bf

A fate more horrible than death. I would unironically shoot you if you asked me to. Does anyone have that Dilation daterape pasta with the infamous runner? I feel like throwing up.

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I feel that Saturday is going to be packed with trannies

No this is an AGDQ thread.

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nu-vocab just like literally

In another game they called a ten frame trick frame perfect

Not really a fan of moaning on here about stuff I can decide not to watch. But I have to say this is insanely boring. 0 charisma

>4 hour pokeshit and 5 hour zelda shit today

Just woke up, any spectacular runs I missed in the last six hours?

this is the best girl thread

Compare and contrast to bonesaw's run, fuck GDQ.

>I want to die
RUN
ESCAPE

Is the stream fucking up for anybody else?

its really just a
>DUDE ITS SO HARD DUDE, FRRRRRRRRRRAAAAME PERFECT! ITS UNBELIEVABLE DUDE! PIXELS DUDE!

Yeah boy. Todays topic: Eldar empire just before the fall.

Was Bonesaw banned for intense swearing?

I want to fuck the crazy out of Toga

You can't compare this to Bonesaw. Bonesaw elevated the entire event. This is just more uncharismatic mediocre crap.

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DO YOU KNOW WHENS RUNESCAPE

Name the best Jax and Daxter and why is it Jax and Daxter 2?

>Dilation daterape pasta with the infamous runner
I... I think I need this in my life.

but that's not best girl

Could you guys shut the fuck up about bonesaw?

>Cartoony spiders are too scary for grown men

Where is the transition guide?

SOON