*sigh* I am sworn to carry your burdens

>*sigh* I am sworn to carry your burdens..........

Carry this
*unzips dick*

GREat. I want your feet to be nice and sweaty and sore from working so hard to carry my shit so its that much better when i give your stinky soles a nice tongue bath when we get to riften

Then why are you whining, just do it

haha but can you carry this *undicks zip*
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>Installed high quality character model mod and nice feet mod
>Bring her to my house in Whiterun and kill her
>Strip her and drag her lip body so I can get a good look at her feet
>Don't jack off to it tho cus I've been out of that phase for years now, I only jerk to real stuff

>liking calloused feet

Just a little bit at the heels is a good balance.

Literally never used companions, except for that one time you needed to sacrifice someone to a Daedra in exchange for a cool weapon

You never did Dawnguard, then. I really hate you, Serana.

Jz'argo is a good one Im using atm

No level cap so he scales with you. Also is a khajitt so doesnt give a fuck if you steal/murder

THE SUN IS SO BRIGHT I DONT KNOW HOW YOU STAND IT

DONE AND DONE

I honestly haven't spent enough time with Dawnguard to remember it

...

This game is over four years old now. Let the memes die.

???

It came out this November

kill me pete

I sacrifice this cunt to Boethia every time

I still think Lydia is cute.

not using skimpy armor

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god she pisses me off.
I once thought "ill try companions even though they suck, because carry weight", then she got clipped by a possible mage companion during their quest and killed them, got lost, died (not knocked out, died) to vampires
and I also did this once because that is what she deserves.
tl:dr; fuck companions.

they are pretty good, except for the fact that you can accidentally kill them pretty easily if you're a mage.