"umad bro?"

>"umad bro?"
>there is no way to respond without sounding mad.
JUST FUCK OFF

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":^)"

Mad that I'm not sucking your dick right now

anybody uses that not here and I immediately think they're some kind of faggot who can't keep their memes in their pants

I'm not mad... Just disappointed in you.

umad bro?

>"take it easy, man"

This. Just get faggy with them and you'll either difuse the situation or weird them out.

Madly in love with you babe

>weirding out someone who plays multiplayer video games and shitposts on the internet daily

>gg ez
>the game wasn't easy at all for you

"yes"

"It's just a game, bro"

>"ok"
always works

no, just scared of the future and confused alot
this digital landscape is built on sands and culture keeps washing away and rebuilding itself
I genuinely dislike people moving injokes from one environment to another

>wow calm down

>not doubling down and going full on I AM THE THIRD REVELATION, I AM WHO GOD HAS CHOSEN over the top double mad

It's like you guys don't even into bants

How many friends have you lost to alcoholism?

>Ha knew it this guy's a fag!
Only for you, baby boy. Gimme that dick
>Shut the fuck up, faggot
Gimme that dick and I will
*Muted*

It happens

umad bro?

>Autists that pretend it's not fine to get mad over something
We have emotions, denying them is the action of a fool.

Is that Dennis from Always Sunny?

Cringe

Yeah, but acting on them is the action of a child.

Fucking everyone does those things these days.

Watch more movies user.

youtube.com/watch?v=s_hFTR6qyEo

>?

You can answer with cyrillic moonrunes. You won't seem mad because they'll just think you don't even understand their words. That is the worst thing you could do to them at that moment.

Wrong. Acting on them is fine and natural. Being controlled by them is another matter, like people who are consumed by the need to try and "anger" others for their own validation.

>"u mad bro?"
>"no wp"
>"thanks man"

happened to me some time back

Lol, umad

Agree to disagree, then.

For some stupid reason they cut the clip in the middle. Sorry about that.

youtu.be/12Iosf6btzM

no, but there are so many avenues to reach the same knowledge these days it's near impossible to tell where someone is coming from
you used to be able to infer things about poeple online by how they spoke, but it's so saturated these days it's impossible

Maybe one day you'll stop getting irrationally mad at literally nothing. There is no reason to be upset :^)

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Trying to get the last word in video games is a good way to be very unhappy.

No I am drink.

NO U is the ultimate comeback to any insult

>being this mad lmao xD

you're right. on any scale a specific example is an insignificant act not worth thinking twice about
the larger social implications over time are what keep me up at night

>"Ya"
>Proceed to dominate him
>"gg no re"
Now he mad.

>Playing a team versus game
>Really exciting, close match against the opponents
>Win just barely
>The worst member of our team, barely contributing to the outcome at all, goes "ez"

:o this could work..

>try having any kind of discussion that isn't just gargling their dick
>they actually waste their time with replies like "satly" or "seething"
the grand total of 3 times ive ever managed to meet them irl, they turned out to be unemployed living in their single mother's basement. probably not true for all of them, but damn it's hard to not see all of them like that now.

"who are you?"

>lose a game
>the guy that performed the worst/fed the most is the one talking most shit

I beat up guys half your size.

S E E T H I N G

>"K lol"

>MAD? U

damn seems op was right

Just say umad back, then she says umad then you say umad etc etc

GROCERIES AAAAAA *unsheathes adimantium claws* REAL NIGGAS DONT TAKE TWO TRIPS *pukes* AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID THAT KOPOHA BITCH PACK THE EGGS AT THE BOTTOM *eggs break* NOOO THERE GOES MY OMLETTE *drops groceries and runs back into Кopoнa* NYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH *slashes Russian minimum wage workers*

yes i am mad. Not because you have won this argument, but because you have wasted a perfect opportunity for us to finish this argument as allies. You were clearly winning yet decided to not be the one who kept his calm. You have instead decided to use such derogatory and provoking language. I am not mad, but disappointed in you, anom

If the "conversation" online ever gets to a point where someone says to you umad bro then you are both fucking faggots who need to kill themselves.

>get this autistic over an emoticon
>thinks he's above Sup Forumsirgins

>lol

So don't respond? Why do you care so much?

This is your brain on soy.

It's not as bad as when people greentext outside of Sup Forums

>Playing TF2
>Dominating enemy team as vaccinator soldier combo
>They start bitching and going on a tirade about how we're so terrible at the game and other dumb shit while they continue to die
>Say nothing and maybe taunt occasionally after a kill
>They continue to get even more pissed off

The best way to fuck with someone is just to never reply to them, they won't get any satisfaction of a reply and will just get pissed off even more.

>replying to shitters online

your silence will drive them crazier more than 1000 words

>u mad?
>yeah I am a little bit actually

that makes you sound mad as fuck, though

"seething bro"
It just works

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Just drop a ?
>umad bro?
>?
>SEE YOU'RE MAD
>lmao

>tfw the guy that says "u mad bro?"
i ususally get some life story autobiography, passive agressivness everytime i fail at the slightest thing, just :) or they start talking in a different language al caps

you 12 bro?

jk luv u


that's what i use.

"Nope, just horny"

"kinda"
not satisfying, can't reply with some "STOP PRETENDING TO NOT BE MAD LOL" shit since you technically admit you're mad

>that video

pure kino

MAD AS FUCK LOOK AT THIS PUSSY LMFAOOOO

Are you kidding me?

SUPER BUSY

lmao

>I know you are but what am I?

Easy

call him a soyboy

>wave 1, player dies
>good job you fucking retard medic
>leaves
>I agree but I keep quiet
>faggot medic goes "lmao"
>we wipe
>look at score board
>it's a battle medic episode
>should have left when wave 1 ended
tl;dr I didn't say anything because I didn't want others to think I ragequit.

おこったないよ

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> -.-
> :)
FAGGOT WHY DO THESE MAKE ME SO ANGRY FUCKING SMUGIES SMUGING FUCKS

it's not "greentexting," underage-kun. ">" was used to quote people on many different platforms for a long time. still used now if you look at what Gmail and such are actually doing with text when you quote something instead of the prettyprint or whatever it is.

When someone asks "u mad bro" I expertly counter it by calmly saying AAAAAH YOU FUCKING PIECE IF SHIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???

Passive-aggressiveness.

That was true, but it's not why people do it in online games. Underage retards in online games do it to be "epic" and as an attempt at reference humor.

Pretend to be a girl and call them a tiny-dicked virgin, now THEY can't respond without looking mad.

>U MAD?
>No, but I see you are

>NO U
Brilliant user

yeah u mad lmao

This is the right way to answer to "u mad bro?" Or any variant. Shift the spotlight on em and let everyone around you start questioning the guys sanity instead of yours, act as a normie and all the normies will jump to support you.

>cyrillic moonrunes
>not sounding mad as fuck 100% of the time
cyкa блять

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Maybe you shouldn't of gotten mad in the frist place

Cringe holy shit

holy shit everyone in this thread is so mad

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>shouldn't of

NO U