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Funky Kong

MK8 sucks

Toad

the power button because mario kart sucks

Is Metal Mario still the undisputed best pick for tryhards?

I usually go with Yoshi, Dry Bones or Koopa. Shy Guy is also cool, though, may pick him.
Right now I feel like picking Dry Bones.

Always.

MK8D is easily the best game in the series. The roster could be a lot better, but in every other category it's miles ahead of every other game.

King boo is mine

Male Villager or bust.

Sendlewds?

>plays with anyone but Morton

Does different characters actually affect anything in this game?

Metal mario

DAISY

>no gold mario
fucking casual

I forgot that was even a character in the game.

This. Still has the most underwhelming Rainbow Road out of the eight though, something along the lines of GCN, DS, or 3DS would have made this game a lot better.

king boo

>no diddy

Fuck yeah, motherfucker!

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Here's half of your opponents bro

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Different weight classes.

Mii.

Is it race? Rosalina.
Is it Battle or 200cc? Orange Inkling Girl AND FUCK THEM FOR CENSORING THE ARM ANIMATION

toad on the lightest bike possible and I make excruciatingly loud impressions of him when anything happens

Heavyweight shitters deserve rectal cancer honestly.

ROY'S OUR BOY

Mario with the Yoshi bike

It's not their fault that the game's broken shit.

Now if they Firehopped or did Snaking, yeah, burn them.

YAHOO
YEAH HEH HEH
OWOWOWOWO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If you main Dry Bones in DS, Funky and Daisy in Wii, Metal Mario at all or Morton, you're a complete tryhard.

Likewise, if you're picking non-speed meme characters like Toadette and Bowser Jr. in Wii just to spite tryhards, then you're equally as bad.

can we get a mario kart 8 deluxe Sup Forumseekend going, please?
I haven't seen one in so long

Comrade.

Sup Forumseekend threads were destroyed by discordfags
Just let it rest in peace.

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
FUCKING DISCORD NIGGERS
GOD DAMNIT

Drama infected the beyond saving. Sup Forums sucks

What if I pick Wario because he's my favorite Mario character?

WHEN

Conker.

>Not picking drumstick

Have patience user, Broodals in MK9 are as likely as Inklings in Sma5h.

HELLO, FRIEND!

mk8d is a step back from mk8, I've had my fill of item spam during mkwii thanks

I'M WHOOAAAAA

tiptup

Link on the pipeframe kart with standard or the triforce tires.

Homegirl.

sauce

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Pink gold peach

Dry Bones!

Big boi

This.

People shit on this roster all the time but all that is honestly missing is Diddy. Birdo too I suppose.

You make one faggot

Been picking Wario since 64. If not, Isabelle or Roy.

I always played Yoshi. But now that Lemmy is an option I can't not choose him.
Lemmy Land bros for life

White Shy Guy

nigga u gay

INKLING GIRL ON BIKE

Someone post the stereotypes pic

This, I pick Wario because he's my favorite

Psh kids today not knowing about lemmykoopa.com

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name a more triggering character in this game

Toad.
Ever since Double Dash.

I just want to play Dry Bones because he's a fucking Skeleton, stop trying to read more into it

There was another one, but this one is good too.

Random Question Mark confirmed for masterrace.

Dry Bones is COOL! I mained him in DS because that was his first playable, I think. Either that or ROB. I didn't even know how to snake.

Bowser
Standard Kart
Standard Wheels
Super Glider

Love my default kart.

Dry Bones always

Always Rosalina.
Mai waifu.

Rosalina or the female villager

Shy Guy. Every color.

>Didn't like Junior until Smash 4
Fuck you. I'm likely the only person on the planet that liked him in Sunshine.

Sup Forumseekend is dead thanks to shitposters bringing up past drama and not moving on with their lives.

Wendy!

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>being a babyfag
Enjoy getting bumped off the map, Scrappy.

Ducky Bike all day.

If your gonna be a heavyweight shitter atlease play a decent character like /ourboy/ Roy or Wario.
Makes my blood boil when I see half the players are jap leston shitters

Nah I'd rather not be associated with insufferable gay furries, it's much more fun just to be an insufferable great racer that pisses off all you lightweights.

This cutie with the standard layout. I've only played this game for a couple of hours and haven't bothered experimenting too much just yet.

>tfw lightweight-fag
>tfw never make it through the startup crowd without getting hit by some dragged shell or getting knocked off the stage
>tfw even if I somehow manage to maintain a lead and don't get blueshelled, heavyweight-cancer simply outspeeds me

Always

>insufferable gay furries
What you think Leston doesn't have gay porn either?

>What you think Leston doesn't have gay porn either?
Not as much as he should have

Sup Forumseekend threads have become fucking pointless thanks to discord fags ruining it all.

I said the same thing about larrywig ages ago and now i regret it.

Inkling in MK8. Mario elsewhere

dry bones and Isabelle. every day I wish more and more for funky kong to come back. with the tropical freeze port coming out for switch, I'm hoping he will at least be dlc or better yet a free download.

Why's that?

Most of it is diaperfur art

It's not my fault Nintendo can't balance, bro. If there's no real incentive to pick anything else, you're just gimping yourself to save face.

Woomy

Yikes. Yeah, that's no good.