Splatfest

ActionBoyz, get in here!

It's time to talk strategy. I don't want another fucking embarrassment on my record like Socks massacre last month!

POORLY CODED BIG BANG THEORY EMULATOR

action movies aren't corny, they're comfy

There is no point since the results are combined. Comedy is going to win because of Japan.

When does it start?

45 minutes

>tfw I haven't touched Splatoon in 3 months

>people prefer laughing over all the emotions that can come from all the different genres action broadly covers

I'm going to be playing on 0 sleep. I'm sorry team Action

Team Action here.
Going to be using the firefin splat charger, my usual go-to in turf war.

Which team has a higher match rate?
I don't really have an opinion on this so not sure which team to join.

This joke is not funny anymore

>tfw got the game just a few days ago, at level 9 and not being able to use weapons I want and are good at using.
I'm sorry Team Action.

I said I'm team action, not comedy.

hehehe
sorry team [opposite of what I really chose] looks like i'm gonna be playing poorly h-hehe

has anyone been having 3v4's all day today? literally and factually 9 of my last 10 games were with one guy who DC'd or was a shitter

Attention Action players:
I implore you to reconsider

>It's time to talk strategy.
Going to be using the sploosh and flanking the enemy base whenever I can.
Please go team comedy instead or switch weapons

It's the weapon type I have the most practice with, and I've gotten a positive win rate in every splatfest so far. There's not really any incentive for me to change.

Friendly reminder to disconnect from every mirror match. If all 8 players disconnect, all 8 lose splatfest power and you all get weaker enemies and thus more wins for your team.

Hmm...okay

>If all 8 players disconnect
This won't happen.

IT BEGINS

let's go boyz!!

Action baby!! We taking this shit!

Always 3v4 against Comedy. Also this fucking Action kids don't know how to fucking shoot, those people from Team Comedy probably think those 3 matches were a complete joke.

>Team Action is the joke
Ironic...

God damnit. Action has completely choked my last two matches away.

I can only do so much...

Same thing
>Fucking them up, can't even respawn
>20 seconds left
>Get killed
>By the time I come back the other team covered 80% of the map

Who /throwing/ here?

>Tfw Sup Forums are Actionbros
You guys are alright sometimes.

The problem is that Sup Forums sucks at videogames and Team Action will most likely lose.

It's a meme that chargers are bad for turf mode. I play them all the time and you can cover lots of ground and get a lot of points between killing people if you properly know how to use them. In any of the modes if you're just camping in one spot just trying to snipe people you're not contributing.

Looking for 2 more players, team action, friend code: 5358-5685-7783

Well I guess my Switch is melting or something because I got disconnected from five consecutive matches and now I can hardly connect to other players in the first place.
Sorry comedyfags, I can't contribute this time.
>They want me to pay $20 for this

maybe don't use wifi.

Well, you picked action this time, so you have nothing to worry about.

Who else here a bamboozler?

I want to congratulate Team Comedy for winning this Splatfest and want to apologize for how many retards and underages love Action movies.

Go home Adam Sandler, you're drunk.

Jesus Christ. I've yet to play a game where I wasn't the best player on the team...

Lvl 13 newfag here

What weapons are good at my level

Nzap
Splattershot
Splattershot Jr
Splooshomatic

Same, but with the teams I've been getting that would translate to being a piece corn on a pile of shit.

Not many games makes me mad. This game though, it makes me feel dissapointed.

Looking for 2 more team comedy FC 1794-4063-3035

sent

>actionfag
>constantly losing to comedyfags
This isnt going to go well. Im usually at 2150 power by now but Ive dropped to 1900. Fucking step up your game actionfags. I cant carry you.

Name a SINGLE funny comedy movie and post a scene from it that's actually humorous..

Protip: You can't, comedy = reddit

I haven't won a single match. If I could use a goddamn Splatterscope shit would be different. I'm sorry.

You still have room?

imagine being this jaded

I still have room. Someone added me but hasn't joined group yet

He isnt wrong

Don't ever reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.

sent

You're acting like Comedy is just the Big Bang Theory or whatever dude weed movie Seth Rogen has shit out this year. Comedy can cover a variety of Pathos just as well as Action can.

>0-10
I'm sorry team Action

humor is subjective action brainlet

Holy shit I love this game but fuck dude Turf War is the shitties thing in existence.

That's okay, i'm 0-5 right now...

whats everybodys power level looking like

Why the fuck do the devs limit your clothing options with the shirt but not limit the weapons to balance the game?

2082
Action

1930
Action. We suck tonight. Might just play in the morning instead

Finally got a win for Action!

1415

could someone please post the drawings and photos of the Callie and Marie doll being fed?

I'd pay a thousand dollars for a Callie doll that calls me a bitch.

2112.5
still getting matched against plebs

Team Comedy here. 2058.5 right now. My first time hitting above 2000 in a Splatfest.

Team Action is shit.

we were robbed

...

This.

t. Action fag

Make that 2 thousand.

I’m glad the memers faded away so quickly. Pearl was always cutest and the intense bullying at reveal was uncalled for.

...

Pearl is best squid.

>Shadman

>tfw someone you see often in pubs is on your team during splatfest
Is there a sweeter feel than being buds with a former enemy?

>Hit Action Defender rank
>Battles flat out become fucking mirror matches

I'm done for the night. rip left controller. Action too intense.

jesus christ what did you do

How though

...

>Full team, waiting for opponents
>One arrives, immediately leaves
>Mirror arrives, immediately leaves
>Opponent arrive, immediately leaves
The fuck is going on?

Fuck yes we were

Explain this, Actionfags

>losing by .1%

I've "played" 5 games so far...and well was disconnected in the first 20 seconds of 2 of them and so was everyone else. Why is this happening?

wifi

lol no it's not.

Switch is legitimately terrible. I never had problems like this on the WiiU.

does wired connection fix this?i have the adapter but its just a pain to set up

>only took me 2 hours to get to King
>Action score is 2222
>winning streak
Action is gonna win

>losing by .1%

MINGE

Wired is always better

Cucking someone out of their special is the most satisfying feeling.

Joke's on you I suck and have won only 2 out of like 50 matches.