What would Sup Forums do if they were transported to the Pokemon world?

What would Sup Forums do if they were transported to the Pokemon world?

panic and cry.

fuck some pokemon

Find my favorite pokemons, catch them and live a cozy life with them

Live my life as a pokemon trainer. Get technician Scizor as my main.

fuck some underage anime girls

GD- really does love delphox

>tfw no Delphox gf

call a peta

Shrug and go to sleep.

Obtain foxes.

Hope those Pokémon are ready for the dick.

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Marry and impregnate a Zoroark or Delphox

Medical science

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Do sentai poses with a golurk

Start catching some Gardevoirs

Get a stable job, find a wife, and start a family

become a hobo and travel the world and get a qt hobo gf

No pokemon adventures?

Go train a Ralts.

No joke I'd find and fuck a Lucario. After that I dunno, maybe start some small time Villain Team like Skull to muck about with.

Become a pokemon professor and research pokemon intercourse

marry

>Become pokemon professor easily becuase of all the things i already know
>Ask Rowan for a chimchar because that's my favorite
>become half time martial artist to stay fit
>when i get bored go to alola for vacation
>Probably Marry Mina or a random girl


basically i just want to live in a similar way to kukui, that guy knows what life is about

I just want a Lilligant. No fug, only hug.

Excellent plans

Stay home and shitpost all day.

My heart, holy shit!

bestiality

Advocate to ending Pokemon battles

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get a qt Zoroark bf

Gay Cheese please go

Lament That'd I never see my family again. Then man the fuck up and head to Johto and attempt to befriend a Cyndiquill from there skies the limit

how realistic is the pokemon world we're talking here. from what I've seen the pokemon world is void of the need to have a job.

>no digital world

op is clearly after my phox smut

it will be low res and black & white like the original games

Let me tell you about my Pokemon waifus in the national dex order.

This is Nidoqueen. She's motherly, thicc and cute.

I'd find (and hopefully marry) Rosa

dino titties

Do you think they're soft? They look to be pretty firm.

Artist does good work

Facefuck Shauna.

This is Vaporeon. She's very upbeat and great to play with in water. She's very loving.

Foxes always seem to make for the best wifes.

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>pouting

Are pokefuckers outcasts or is it just understood that sometimes people have sex with their pokemon? A lot of them are basically of a human level of intelligence.

>12.5%

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This is Ampharos. She is wise and very fluffy.

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It's probably a don't ask don't tell worst kept secret thing.

guys please phox phriday is over there

This is Espeon. She is psychic and therefore perfect for living in harmony with.

N-no. I'm in charge here!

There's a book in the Japanese version of DPP which says that people and pokemon used to marry each other

My nigga. She looks so cute. I could hug forever. Gen5 just had so many good designs.

Is there a big fucking futa knot hiding behind her tunic?

fuck all the cute boys

Are you simgle, master?

bad post

no

>futa
kys

>skipping Bellossom
You already fucked up

Theres probably a special region for that since the DPP book says it used to be more common. Im guessing it stopped being common practice since humans cant produce offspring with pokemon.

Not really, she's far too fat. Still... free milkies

Probably catch a few of my favorite pokemon and just aimlessly explore the world with them. And if I get tired of that, maybe I can make some small business.

Make a living managing a pokemon daycare and chill with my bro Raichu all day.

Catch all the legendaries and put them in the PC just like the games

TWELVE POINT FIVE FUCKING PERCENT.

>No longer 10-13
Well I can't do anything interesting like become the champion or find legendaries since those all only like pubescent kids.
I guess I'll just fuck girls with my hypno.

This is Blaziken. She's my favorite chicken. Very strong and hot and has an upbeat personality.

I give her a B+

Affectionately raise a ralts into a gardevoir and have her use heal pulse on my fucked up knee.
And then touch em poke tits.

See if I can beg or work my way on a caravan to a Safari zone. That'd be the most reliable way of getting some pokems.

In the meantime, laugh at all the people on the PC who said they'd fuck the pokeshotas but who've suddenly become t-t-too shy to approach anyone.

Groom a Ralts.

Highest forms of Gay Sex conceivable, Abra/Hypo Sex trafficking rings, then some straight sex, but mostly gay.

>Im guessing it stopped being common practice since humans cant produce offspring with pokemon.
Boys can't produce offspring with boys and that ain't stoppin' em.

I'd try to catch a Geodude to help me bro it up, lift with and play vidya
The perfect Pokebro

>(male)

Choose girl.

This is Mega Gardevoir. Just look at that rack.

That just means 8 more Pokemon released into the wild.

But girls have a vagina
and that might sound fun at first but you can't fuck a vagina with another vagina!

>12.5% is the same as 0%
the face of autism

Does Pokedick taste better or worse than normal dick?

Get a hold of a Lopunny and win beauty contests every day with it

Be a pokewhore

I guess it depends on the Pokemon.

What pokemon game should I play rn Sup Forums?
Ive played gen 1,2, and 3 as a kid and just recently played through moon around its release.
I have ultra sun but am not sure if I can stomach the unskippable cutscenes and story..

And that's were you're wrong

Travel and make a living from battling.

This is Flygon. She's kind of nerdy, but not a wimp. We'd fly everywhere together.

Too bad it dies if you spill beer on it

>become the champion
You can still do that, you just have to bear the shameful burden of inevitably becoming known as the former champ who got his ass handed to him by some punk who hasn't grown his first pube yet.

I hit the trails for Alola and try to hook up with Team Skull to get a shot at banging one of the grunts.

Go out and catch the first shitmon I can find nearest me and go on adventures with my new bug/birb/rat bro.

Mystery dungeon

what are the best ones?

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