Here's your controller bro

>Here's your controller bro

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Now the dock is breaking switches in half. What the fuck next will this piece of shit cause?

thanks bro

Thanks dude. I could use two extra joy cons

How can those two halves even match up?

cool, now we can share pad play micro machines!

One half and another half make a whole user! No not a whole another user, just a whole thing, silly!

Dude you took the joycon off wrong

Dude, just flip one over

seems a bit long

the hinges on my ds lite snapped off and i used the bottom screen half only to play gba games. it was comfy

My dad leaving.

I third triangular piece or pieces not in the shot.

this

this picture is very irritating. Only saving grace is another switch is dead.

I'll pass. Trash will always be trash

>My switch broke today after I threw it on the ground
>Nintendo refuses to honor the warranty
I'm never being tricked by this shit again. Not only would Nintendo's old systems be so fucking fragile as to fail a stress test, I'm pretty sure old Nintendo would have reimbursed me. What happened to them, bros?

On an unrelated note my switch just acquired its 3rd dead pixel. You guys think I should return it?

Would've returned it after the first, dead pixels are too annoying

>I threw it on the ground
No shit they refuse to honor the warranty. They're not responsible for your autism. Go to anger management classes and get good at video games, you dumb cunt.

I will throw your dick on the ground if you ever talk to me like that again. Nintendo makes shoddy products now that they encourage you to take outside so it will break and tell you you should buy another one. Their old systems were made to survive falls

>that they encourage you to take outside so it will break
Nigga, you said that you threw it on the ground. It didn't just break on its own. It's your fault. You broke it.
I guess Nintenbros are real after all. You're acting like one, that's for sure.

Meant to type Nintenbros instead of Nintenbros
I have accepted death

>it's filtered
The absolute state of nu-Sup Forums

Nope, it would be too long if these two parts were put together, the switch is not that long.

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Nintenhoes

dude you threw your switch on the floor,

thats on you

>switch broke from falling on the ground
you're not fooling anyone

why are nintenbros so fucking stupid?

what? the angle is throwing you off. are you suggesting this is two halves from two separate broken nintendo switches?

>posts nintendo crying wojak
he sure is a nintenbro alright, without a doubt

Didn't knew ultrawide switch was out.

It's photoshopped dummy. Anyone who can't detect a bad photoshop should off themselves.

Are you trying to say nintenbros??

Here's your controller bro

Sup Forums BTFO

SEETHING

Ninten year olds

du-huhm, looks like SOMEBODY'S been playing Dark Souls on switch xD!
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Looks like that to me. The switch screen is 5 joy-cons wide, while in the pic looks like 6 joy-cons.

Next time you make a shoop at least try to have both part match together.

Fake.
Switch is not that wide.
Also no one is gonna break a 300$ piece of hardware on purpose.

Here comes that 'SEETHING' poster again. It's been over a month now since I've noticed it. Is this a meme or is it just one really weird loser that hangs on Sup Forums posting this?

So that's what it looks like in the inside, neat.

i don't think he even knows what seething means. i don't see anything you could call seething in those posts

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>no one is gonna break a 300$ piece of hardware on purpose.
you underestimate the dedication of idiots with money
like for example whenever almost any new console releases there is always a small handfull of people who buy them just to intentionally break them to make it look like the hardware is faulty or just because they want to 'troll' fans of the console

tfw your dad left 13... 14 years ago (2018 now, gotta keep that in mind) and you don't even have a switch

These people usually buy them from donations.
And do so specifically to post it on YouTube.
They didn't do so whit the money they earned themselves and on a piece of hardware they officially own.
If anything the YouTube video will ern even more $ and the person might eve get some extra from donations especially if he boys a broken piece of hardware.

Whoa is this the new Switch XL model?
extra long

At least use diffrent picture if you are trying to falseflag

Thanks but could you work on your photoshop better? Went a bit overboard with that blur tool bro.

the broken switch picture is taken close up making it look bigger idiot

that's not how perspective works, it's shopped

Free falling =/= being thrown.
Throwing something has more force on it, because its initial acceleration isn't zero.

Nintenbros lel

they filtered sonybro too

It's been at least a year, newfag.

Why do people break controllers?

what did they filter it to

they filtered Sony-gger to Sonybro

Seriously you can't use sonybro?

>I threw it on the ground
America wtf

autistic fits of rage typically.

life mimics art

>Also no one is gonna break a 300$ piece of hardware on purpose.

In the Wii/PS3/360 era, people launched website where you could donate money too, so these people could buy one of the consoles on launch day and then film it being smashed with hammers right in front of the store waiting line.

I'm glad I don't have to fight in the console wars anymore. *PTSDs*

S o n y g g e r
Sonybro

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Why would you throw it in the first place?

What word is filtered exactly? Nintendie?

Why not say "Nintendtarded" if Niggtenbro is filtered

It's a fucking shop, how are you all this retarded

I bet it still works.

Why not just call them nintenbros?

this

it's incredible how retarded people can be. Not only do you see clearly that this is a shop, but the pieces don't match up either wich begs the question how someone doing a shop could be this retarded.

because saying kind words to people is for cuckolds
every generic reference to a person or group should be insulting
It's why back in the day literally everyone called everyone else "X"-fag

Sorry I didn't realise they actually filtered nin 10 year old

listen, it pains me seeing a broken switch just as anyone else, but this is real. not a shop

That's actually insane. Did the joycon just absorb all the impact?

probably, if they had thrown it without the joycons on, it would have been dead 100%

how did they got the legal right to drop something in a possibly lethal way near a busy
road and around people not wearing helmets?

>I don't know physics: the post
If you throw an object upwards, at one time it will lose acceleration at the highest point of the throw, and when it comes back down, its speed will not be different than free-falling.
Throwing/slamming it to the ground is different. The object has initial acceleration depends on how fast you swing your arm. So its more than possible to break the Switch. It is, after all, an electronic device, not some adamantium alloy.

I didn't. I was just explaining the difference between throwing/slamming to the ground and free-falling object.

You are fucking stupid

>legal rights
>youtube
pick one

Testing
Nintenbro

No wonder the blue joycon has connectivity problems.

unless you are some sort of olympic level athlete, your throw initial speed isn't faster than an item falling from such height.

>didn't get a screen protector
He was asking for that to happen.

it depends on the surface you hit. throwing it at something hard will impact more than a 1000 ft drop

>can see the shop in a picture
>can't see the reddit posting
hmm

What's filtered?
Nintenbabby?
Nintenkid?
Nintenbro?

Sonybro?
Sonybro?
Sonytard?

WHAT WORDS DID YOU USE

Nintenbro -drone
Sonybro -gger
Sonybro -drone

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