Character tries to read you poetry as soon as you meet them

>character tries to read you poetry as soon as you meet them

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Read her a dirty limirick

Link to gaem

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Enjoy, it has a surprising amount of content

For those of you who are too retarded to figure it out
>Introduce
>Hug
>Read poem, dirty limirick
>Dance to Jazz
>Kiss lips, kiss neck
>Go outside to playground
>Swing with her
>Climb bars yourself
>Come back
>Go backyard
>Do stakes outside
>While cooking click let's go swimming
>Wait for her
>Dinner, have her drink wine 2 times, compliment and talk
>After dinner, drink 2 more wines
>Go swimming
>Take her bra
>Keep it.
You should figgure out the rest

>You should figgure out the rest
Are you forgetting where you are?

Nope, but She's already drunk, why would you give her more alcohol is beyond me

On the first screen instead of "Introduce Yourself", choose the ".." on the far left of the screen. This lets you get into her pants faster.

>why would you give her more alcohol is beyond me

you know why user

Yeah I think it is 3 max then its game over. The absinthe ending is pretty fin though
Holy shit I have never noticed that. Time to play this shit again I guess

Yeah. Also the dot in lower left corner has some info if you hover the mouse over it.

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If you feel like cheating, you could change those vallues using JavaScript console in dev tools

Do

I made a more convenient UI for changing them since I play on a tablet and using dev tools is hell on it.

And a surprising lack of anal.

Nice

Made by a woman the legends say

So?

Most woman hate anal?

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Not according to all the surveys women participate in.

Fuck you, i exactly tried this and it did not work out. She let me sleep on couch. What do?

you are doing it wrong
>Introduce
>Hug
>kiss
>break tension
>Dance to Jazz
>Go outside to playground
>Swing with her
>Climb bars yourself
>Come back
>go out for diner
>wait her outside
>talk
>eat
>complement
>drink
>strip club
>thing on the wall

the rest is up to you

corrections
dance to rock
after the diner you go to the club, you dance one and then go to the bar.

HOW DO I FUCK HER

Are you actually having difficulty? It is pretty easy

Tell me then, if you are so great

Not so fast there virgin

Say something funny
Kiss her
I couldn’t help myself, …
Turn on some music
Pick a Country playlist
Change music
Pick a romantic playlist
Kiss her while dancing
Dip and kiss her neck
Go somewhere else
Let’s go to the backyard
Have a barbecue steak dinner (steaks are raw)
Go get wine from the kitchen (steaks are done)
Wait for steaks
Drink Wine
Talk to her
Do you enjoy reading?
I like to learn new stuff…
Give her a compliment
I like the red walls of your house…
Eat Steak
Go to the bedroom to put on a swimsuit
Wait for her in the hallway
Get in the hot tub
Suggest playing “Truth or Dare”
Truth or Dare (does not matter)
Yes or No or Finish dare (does not matter)
(Pick a question, does not matter)
(wait for her to finish answering)
Dare
Dare her to take her top off
Dare
Dare her to get naked
Kiss her
Kiss her nipples
Massage her thighs
Grab her butt
Rub her pussy

That is probably the quickest way. If you don't act like a retard you should be able to figure out the more interesting ones. You can get her to do all sorts at the strip club for example

EZ, i did it.
I didnt even need your help. Nice try tho. I bet it took you a while, didnt it

Aye lad a good few minutes.

It is quite addictive isn't it? The strip club bit is worth doing for posterity.