What are some games that let me experience the horrors of nuclear war?
i just want to say right now that if I don't make it, Sup Forums was a big part of my life, you guys made a profound impact on my life and I will treasure all of the good times you've given me. And if we're a glowing fucking crater by this time tomorrow, you better fuck up those filthy gooks, and nuke that fucking shithole into dust?
Good luck anons, and thanks for all the fish!
god rest your soul user.
Fallout 4
lol rip nigga
Call of Duty 4
big if true
Oh fuck what is it actually happening? Fuck yes finally
This isn't your fucking blog, faggot.
The last thing you want to do before you die is shit up this board? Piss off.
Youll be fine, the volcanos are what probably kills you user in a virgin sacrifice.
>Sup Forums filename
k
You won't be forgotten, brother.
>Not gonna make it
>Last moments of life are posting on Sup Forums
false alarm
>0810
ai that was 5 hours ago and you decided to post it now? fuck off
Fake and gay
do you understand the concept of timezones
>The last thing you want to do before you die is shit up this board? Piss off.
Reminds me of that meteor scare where all you fags had to say about the size of it was "THICC"
kek
See ya space cowboy
>not Cali
Kim you absolute fucking faggot
This shit was already confirmed a false alarm.
no one cares about you coconutheads
fuck off out of the union
>this is not a drill
>actually it is
>about to die
>post on Sup Forums
What games let me prank whole nation?
i mean if a missile was headed your way it's not like you'd have a whole lot of time to do much else
Don't get my hopes up you filthy shithole dweller.
Military user here stationed in Okinawa. Can confirm that no nukes are happening tonight.
>thought pete had finally come for me
>"lol sorry it was fake"
fuck you too you faggot cat
Ah man rest in peace
>Hotline Miami 2.jpg
If there's really no missile why haven't they put out an alert that it was a false alarm?
What meteor scare?
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This is the last face I want to see before I go
>the alert system has been compromised
still spooks me that presidential alerts can't be turned off
Can you ask Miyamoto when Pikmin 4 is coming out?
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A year or so ago iirc, people were posting threads on here about a meteor "on a crash course" for Earth but word later got out that there was no way it was gonna come close to us
Guys I hear some weird noise outside, should I go check it o
Sage
What the fuck are these alerts
My president doesn't have my number
So now that Hawaii got BTFO is the government gonna pretend it never existed?
DEFCON
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>windows phone
Rattled Status:
[X] Rattled
[ ] Not Rattled
>Amber alerts still on.
I too like having the shit scared out of me at 3 AM every time the local trash has a custody dispute
user!? What's going on!? respond! ANOOOOOOOOON!
Oh shit it wasn't a missile it was actually candleja
>tfw it was a false alarm
Mainlanders don't like Okinawans, and Okinawans don't like Americans. I'm too low on the totem pole to talk to the likes of Miyamoto.
so many people have been fired from film sets due to that
stock on humanity to reverse hollowing
For what?
You guys honestly are the only people I really care about. I've really got no one else in my life right now.
But you guys are always here for me, always have been. Felt right to spend potentially the last moments before I get vaporized here, wishing you all well.
Thankfully there is no ghoulification or post apocalyptic larping in my immediate future.
>there are prepers that after getting this message went into their bunkers and won't come out for at least a week
Leaving their AMBER alerts on which go off during filming.
Stop reddit spacing
>tfw leaf and will still get the american presidential alert because America: We Think We Rule The World and Fuck You
That's kind of stupid desu but I guess I get it
>horns sounding outside
Sup Forums, it's been quite the journey. I'll see you guys on the other side.
good shit
>shitposting on Sup Forums decreases
World in Conflict. One of the best RTSs. Great story, destruction, and array of mass destruction weaponry. Download the No Hope mod and Modern Warfare mod. Maybe even a trainer for unlimited airsupport points so you can drop like 5 nukes per match.
>What are some games
Wish you a nice death.
ho braddah
>iphone
>not the X
youtube.com
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING
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We do, you fucking clown
wrong general retard
RIP in peace hawaii
at least you're not the bed bug capital of the world anymore
just kidding, bed bugs will probably survive the nuclear holocaust
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>it's a drill
soo..how did this even happen? you'd have to be a master prankster to pull this off
the guy just "lol look at the camera man" an entire state
>Fallout series
>Wasteland series
>Underrail
>tfw literally yelled out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE when this message popped up on my phone
>for some dumb reason grabbed my pc and switch and ran into the bathroom and sat in the tub for 30 minutes with a blanket over me
what the fuck do you even do, find a doorframe to crouch in?
get to the vault
Also Metro series.
Project Zomboid and State of Decay were kinda neat too.
Crouch under a table
Get to de choppah!
man, that's..
that's something
>be american
>get missiled
According to my mom, what she learned in the cold war era was 'find a table, duck under it, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye'
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If this were the case then many of us would be drafted. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'd be forced to get my life together in an instant but prob die in the next.
youd get buttfucked in the shower mid bootcamp common occurrence
Get in the fridge
I guarantee I'd be shitposting while I waited for annihilation.
>doesnt have a fallout shelter
>Not jerking it to a thicc af meteor
>tfw you will die a virgin
Fuck bros I might as well get an escort to get it over with
kino
>Ballistic Missile
>Heading towards Hawaii
Uh...first of all,clearly it says BALLISTIC not NUCLEAR. Second of all, fake and gay. Literally no fucking reason for Fat Kim to nuke that island, and literally no one else in the world is retarded enough to attack us.
get into an underground shelter, put your hands on your ears and open your mouth, or else your eyes will pop out
Don't worry guys! I will use my kamehameha wave to destroy the nukes!!
It's real and heterosexual.