ITT: We post the most Redditt Steam Reviews

ITT: We post the most Redditt Steam Reviews.

that reads like a Sup Forums review though

This

We f***ing love Jim Sterling here, son!

>As a rebellious girl with many big problems in my past

I challenge you to do better than this.

I win.

>B-but user. I thought Va-11 Hall a is making fun of SJWs. What happened :(

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>It's a reddit as an adjective episode

>It's a reddit poster episode

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>no ur reddit

jesus christ you fucking children

>Reddit
Can you explain what you even mean beyond accusing me of being from reddit?

Looks like Sup Forums

But how else am I supposed to convince people that I'm not a reddit refugee and get them to accept me on Sup Forums? You know what, I think you're reddit. People on reddit act just like you do. Not that I would know because I've never been there. Y-yeah.

fuck i hate this fucking board

>Assfucking: The Fuckening
>"Played the game, got fucked in the ass, name didn't lie, 5/5 would get fucked in the ass again"

>Fucking Awful Piece of Shit II: Objectively Bad Game
>mostly positive reviews
>bunch of reddit-comedians repeating the same joke where they pretend the game to be good
>game is tagged with ironically misleading tags such as "psychological horror" even though the game is most definitely not anything horror related

>Great Small Indie Game HD
>few reviews, most of them are positive
>one negative review: "What are you looking for the negative reviews for? If you were expecting for some flaws, there are none! This game is awesome!"
>the ironic negative review is directly affecting to the overall score because of how unknown the game is, pushing it even further to the obscurity

Fucking retards. I wish I could ban them all from steam.

unironically if you're in high school/college and are new here and you do anything other than hating on reddit you're doing it wrong

Why would a bee and a bird know more about pet owners than a dog?

>ever, EVER reading steam reviews to gauge game quality
>even on day 1
>even after all the "fixes" they've made
wew lad

Any review that has *le funny text*/10 or "would *something something gimme upboats* again"

All of these were me by the way

Steam is for reddit. At least the social aspect is.

A Sup Forums review would just be saying X is shit over and over.

Gamers from Reddit tend to be soyboys that utterly fail to understand what components of good games are key to that and are the primary demographic for gimmicky shit like how important it was that your robot butler in Fallout 4 could refer to you as "fuckface" or "titties" and that makes up for the abysmal story. You having the need to ask this is a good indicator you're from Reddit as well.

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Instant tier ten rage material