He thinks VR is a meme

>he thinks VR is a meme

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its only for virgins like yourself

>meme
this word needs to retire.

>browses Sup Forums
>isn't a virgin

what happened to this place?

Nice job retard

My dad makes fun of me for being 20 and still a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid shit like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!"

He even started calling me "Virgy" instead of my real name. This shit gets so fucking annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. Fuck him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?

The only VR meme is the fucking screen quality

Is this the latest copypasta?

based dad

Christ. Getting laid isn't that fucking hard. Women are really easy to pin down when they're stumbling out of a bar.

The reason for this is because it's expensive to get a VR headset, it separates the man children who flip burgers from those with disposable income who are willing to throw money at something they enjoy without remorse.

>stand on one end of the room in the dark
>go into the girl's pose mode
>walk forward until you're right up against them
>have to go back and walk again every time you want to change the angle
>ability to touch them with the controller was removed because it was too lewd

Honestly I kind of regret buying the VR pass.

ONLY ONE FUCKING VR CLIP POSTED
WHERE ARE THE OTHERS LIKE MARIE, NYO, AND AYANE VR WEBMS OR MOMMY LISA??
VR IS A MEME IF ITS ONLY HONKERS

hit him

>Lisa isn't in DOAX3
>Tina isn't in DOAX3
>Mila isn't in DOAX3

All the best girls missing. No slot machines either.

what happens when ur gf likes to play around with hs studio?

That's called rape, user
Not allowed in 1st world counties

>tfw I'm about to use the VR headset to get right up against them and beat my dick furiously

I think the VR pass is alright.

I haven't seen any evidence to the contrary m8

Fuck him. You'll both lose your virginity and emasculate him in revenge. As a bonus he'd never bring it up in front of your friends.

>implying that user even knows how to throw a proper punch let alone actually hurt him

I get nothing but little kids in VR. It seems like every "little brother" is playing games while their big brother is off smoking weed, fucking girls, and beating up virgins.

>You'll both lose your virginity and emasculate him in revenge.
What did you mean by this?

>LISA
He might post the others, but this guy has never once posted a single webm of Lisa in all his threads.

And don't expect anyone else to do it, because webm's like OP's requires
>getting your hands on a JP copy of the game
>having a PS4pro and PSVR
>knowing how to bug the system out so that you can get close to the girls without it going black and telling you to back away
>having the patience to sit there for 10-15 minutes moving the camera inch by inch until it's finally in the spot you want
>being able to intercept video going to your PSVR
>knowing how to record it
>knowing how to convert it to a decent webm under 3MB
>being a Sup Forums poster

Good thing America never got such vile filth. We need to be puritanical and sinless.

Really? I usually get em in shit like RecRoom, but Ownward and whatnot seems to be filled with adults.
However you can't deny VR recroom is a decent alternative to watching the little shits, they watch themselves, tech is weird man.

>Tfw taking a page out of project Reds playbook, porn game developers hide code in their games where if it detects its pirated, it changes all the characters into repulsive fat men, old women, furries, or something else to make your stomach turn

He fucks his dad in the ass. He loses his virginity and his dad is emasculated.

>bro just get laid!
>has never heard of Sup Forumsirgins before.

You need to go back.

>nothing to feel
>no body warmth

Still a meme.

This is literally toxic masculinity from your dad but this board and its virgins won't care and keep perpetuating it.

It's a good start, but it needs to be improved.
I still cant smell or taste the girl if shes sitting on my face.
I still cant feel or taste the girl as I suck on her nipples.

>can't get laid? how about some rape?
kys

>80% of the complaints are price
>"Why doesn't it generate feedback on your entire body to emulate things you touch and things touching you, also we need the headset to track your eyeballs, also make it 60% cheaper pls"

It's actually a lot easier than that. I need to buy the full game still because I'm locked to only Kasumi in the free to play version, but all you really need is a flash drive and a program that edits video.

>stand far away
>reset camera
>walk forward
>BAM titties in your face
>press the share button
>save video clip
>put it onto flash drive
>cut out the webm you want

Done.

the thread was first

Now where's the female pov?

I'm willing to pay more for quality. I have a job and can pay more for this type of thing. Hell, I've been looking at nice jackets I don't need for the past couple of weeks.

What's this webm from? Does Tekken 7 have a VR model viewer or something? Fuck, man I should've went with PSVR. Why does Sony have to be so jewish?

That's fucking gay dude.

He clearly meant to post it in the ongoing thread.

Give me one reason to give a fuck about VR that isn't chat room or porn related.

Given that you're on Sup Forums you're most likely using the internet itself primarily as a chat room and a porn distributor.

REZ

There's a model viewer and a special fighting mode in VR, but you can't use custom costumes in it last time I checked. It's great for ryona

Tell him you're gay and film his reaction

I fucking hate it because I love what Rec Room is doing. Meeting people in a lobby that always has people in it and making it super easy to party up and jump into a game is just what I want out of VR.

I really don't play much else in multiplayer other than Pavlov VR which honestly gets boring quick. I want social spaces in VR multiplayer.

It also needs a 16k screen so no more screen door and be able to run on my toaster. Also it needs to be completely wireless without losing picture or audio quality and without adding delay. Oh plus it needs piezoelectric lenses that can dynamically change their focal length so you can look to your left and right without moving your whole head. And it can't be more than $200 or I'm not going to buy it.

Or, like playing a good video game, you git gud.

Also she can claim it was rape if she was drunk and it'd fly in court. Don't fuck a drunk chick.

>Try out Rec Room
>bunch of kids laying on the ground screaming for high fives
>uninstall Rec Room

>Try to show my dad youtube.com/watch?v=72VXMjO14oc because it's fucking hilarious
>He just says okay and goes back to watching football
How long does it take to die if I stab myself in the chest Sup Forums I'm too poor to afford to do anything else.

>spending money on this when you can get the same thing at a strip club and at least feel the vibrations on your dick.

>implying rural kentucky has a stripclub
>implying if it did the girls you'd find there would be worth the money

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I know, but we all have to start somewhere. Fucking a gay dude is not so bad.

Sorry to hear that. Last time I went, there were some really cute women. I got two lapdances that night.

I'm contemplating going tonight. My tinder date got cold feet last night and I need to be relieved.

olfag here, been here since 2006. We normies have always been here and I haven't been a virgin since '07.

>VRyona
What a time to be alive

Lap dances cost upwards of $100 at any strip club where the girls don't look like meth addicts and you can't masturbate in a strip club, please tell me how that's better, safer and cleaner than a VR headset?

Why would you show that stupid video to your dad?

>user is so disgusting Whore Honker can't even look him straight in the eyes
She fell asleep crying in the shower

Who the fuck else am I going to show it to, my cat? If I can't share something I enjoy with someone I'm supposed to love, what the fuck am I supposed to do then? Just bottle everything up all the time and never show anyone anything? I'm not a fucking robot. I have hopes and dreams and likes and dislikes just like anyone else on this god damn planet.

I've been here since 2005, and yeah. I was a virgin for a very long time, but it's not an enjoyable experience. I made friends, built a social life, and finally lost my virginity this year. It's a long and still ongoing journey, but getting my shit straight has been rewarding.

I paid 40 and got to suck on titties. And though neither woman fucked me, the feel of an actual human getting cozy on you is better than VR.

alright this is important... where is this from

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You have a healthy relationship with your dad? What a retard

And this is why living the NEET life is a meme. user, you can stop living like this, make some friends, and someday be happy. I believe in you.

>bedding a defenseless and vulnerable woman
You got 'em on the rope champ!

You might be autistic. Some things you just don't share.

Do you share your fucked up porn preferences with your dad too? You should know what your dad finds funny or not. I don't talk with my dad about anime because I know he won't be interested. But since we both like cape comics, I talk with him about them.

>believing the sex while drunk is rape meme

God I never thought I see the conditioning reach this place of all places in my lifetime. It's not rape for fuck's sake. Stop eating soy.

If you're that scared of the feminist court rape claim boogeyman then just don't give your real name. And wrap it up.

>Do you share your fucked up porn preferences with your dad too?
Not him and not my dad, but one of my friends (female) knows that I'm a switch that's into being pegged.

Only console VR is a meme.

My sides, too true

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is that some misty stone oh lawd some old school fapping

>It's not rape for fuck's sake.
A woman drunkenly stumbling out of a bar cannot consent to sex. If you disagree...well, enjoy prison, my dude.

w-what's this

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What games are there

So kawaii.

That's Japanese for sugoi.

She's my favorite pornstar.

I bought her butt Fleshlight.

>Decide on the Furry option
>Plan backfires hilariously as your game becomes well known as that game that caters to furry pirates

What's even the point if you can't even touch them

>Getting laid isn't that fucking hard.
lol

Looks like Virt A Mate. It's little more than a posing game atm with an autistic amount of customization options.

My man, me too, the mouth one though

The only thing I don't like about it is having to clean it. Other than that, best orgasm I've had.

And it's the closest I'll ever get to licking her butthole, so it's worth the price.

It's best to share things with people you have common interest with and also an interest in things they like. We don't choose our parents, so not everyone's lucky enough to have that kind of shared personal tastes with their folks. You can love and respect your father even if you don't naturally have the chemistry to be "buddies". It's not like it's his or your fault. You've just got to start doing more things that involve other people who like what you like. You'll run into them naturally. School and work often does this on autopilot for most normies but if plenty of people just straightup quit putting any effort into meeting fellow hobbyist once they have no more obligations to be anywhere. It doesn't really get "harder" to forge connections in adulthood, you've just got to put more work into getting off your ass and working out the logistics to be places where people you actually have common ground with will be. Childhood conditions you to be used to sitting on a conveyor belt through social networks where you meet people purely by chance and momentum. Now that you're grown, it's on you to make that momentum happen.

The tradeoff is that once you're out making friends with people who actually give a shit about what you give a shit about and aren't just there because their parents put them there, the friendship can actually be based on something legitimate and not just circumstantial proximity.

Honey Select VR has a female POV mode.

I use condoms with it so the only liquid in it is the lube/saves time cleaning
That being said I agree. My eyes were rolling backwards like I got possessed.

I'm never going to have sex so VR provides the next best thing. I love it 2bh

Does TheKlub17 has VR already? I think it do.

Women obsessed retards. How can you be so fixated on something so evil and foul as women and still call yourself a man?

>virgy
Top kek

fag

how do i get laid if i never leave my room?

Okay, but seriously, we're probably not far away from actually living out our most degenerate dreams. I cannot wait.

FUCK, why didn't I think of this? I have an almost full box of condoms because "lol I don't have sex too often"

You don't. It's not always easy, but you're going to have to come outside with the rest of us.

I'm 30 and too paralyzed by the mere notion of talking to another person that hiring a prostitute seems exactly as impossible as chatting someone up at a bar.

Its really not. Problem is a bunch of average to below average looking teens/students here with autism think they can get 7/10s.

>hook up with some random bar cunt
>got herpes
never again