Within the next 2 months, expect to see a Super Mario Direct announcement to "reveal Mario's bright future on the Nintendo Switch!"
The direct will start normally, with Bill and Reggie talking about their love for Mario and his bright future and gives the first presentation >A trailer for New Super Mario All Stars, collecting all of the New Super Mario Bros games for the Nintendo Switch Suddenly the announcement is interrupted by Wario, who comes out from behind the trailer screen and speaks in "wah"s. Bill Trinnen offers to translate and explains that Wario is sick of being out of the public's eye for so long. Wario jumps into the trailer and is revealed to be playable in each of the All Stars games.
Having taken over Mario's direct, he then proceeds to announce a lineup of his OWN games with Bill translating the whole time.
>Wario Ware Switch >Wario Land: Panini Curse >Waluigi's Apartment: Dark Moon (download title only. For both 3ds and switch)
Reggie retakes control of the direct and apologizes saying that "Mario's big announcement is going to have to wait until E3".
Surprisingly, Warios portion of the direct is all storyboarded. I don't know the specifics, but it seems like he will be hand drawn as opposed to a 3d model.
That's all I have to say. March at the very latest.
Gavin Wright
>Wario land I won't get my hopes up, nice fanfic OP
Eli Green
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Thomas Barnes
Why can't Wario be a villain again?
Noah Reyes
Steamed hams!?!?
Benjamin Watson
>Waluigi's Apartment
Michael Thompson
I honestly wish this was real
Christian Allen
Nintendo Direct fakers seem to have a very strong fixation on Wario.
Ryan Ross
It's because Wario is Nintendos best property and they only use him when they absolutely have to
Lucas Moore
I want to believe
Luke Lopez
>Wario is Nintendo's best property
Warioware, maybe. The platformers never sold that great.
Charles Lopez
>>Waluigi's Apartment: Dark Moon (download title only. For both 3ds and switch) Not gonna lie though, I'd love to see Nintendo make some Wario and Waluigi games for the Switch
Henry Diaz
a New Super Mario Bros collection would be so redundant
Parker Young
Had me until Walugi’s apartment
Adrian Gray
They'll dig up Wario's corpse for free e-peen some day. But no today.
Samuel Cooper
>Wario speaking in wahs sounds retarded as hell and Nintendo would do some stupid shit like that >a needless NMB collection Alright, you've got me- >A Waluigi game And you lost me.
Isaiah Ramirez
I want to believe
Christian Nguyen
>Wario You lost me there. He's never coming back, user.
Justin King
Because that would be anti-semitic.
James Baker
>Suddenly the announcement is interrupted by Wario, who comes out from behind the trailer screen and speaks in "wah"s. Bill Trinnen offers to translate Wario can speak English you fucknut
Logan Green
It sounds stupid enough to be something Nintendo would do to him.
Hunter Phillips
>Year of Donkey Kong >Thinking this is Wario's year The official announcement is in 2 months. Stay salty.
Cooper Williams
>>Year of Donkey Kong >Kirby and Yoshi are getting new games in their series before DK
Zachary Sullivan
nice fan fic
James Collins
>Just got into the Wario Land series >Suddenly get a little sad when I see this copypasta "leak" when I didn't particularly feel anything previous times I've seen it posted Wario Land is such a good series.
Mason Rogers
In terms of quality, not sales.
Unfortunately, Nintendo hasn't made a good platformer since 6th gen.
Lincoln Cooper
Sunshine is an awful platformer you dumb gamecube fag. In terms of platformers, the 6th gen is easily one of the weakest with only a few standout titles like Wario Land 4, fuck off dumbass.
John Torres
Give me, the fuck, WARIO WARE GAME YOU FUCKS, with separate collectable shit like in Touched.
Xavier Sanchez
every year is a year closer to death, but not a good wario game. this fucking sucks
Julian Edwards
whoa... no way... that's so deep, man
Nathan Morgan
THE FRONKING MUST CONTINUE
Jason Morris
>Nintendo hasn't made a good platformer since 6th gen didn't play tropical freeze
Connor Allen
yeah I fucking wish.
David Harris
Things would be different if people actually bought his game.
Ryder Green
>speaks in "wah"s Wario can speak just fine.
Jason Walker
That was Retro, not internal Nintendo. And it wasn't even that good.
Ryan Perry
>waluigi's apartment
Charles Phillips
NO YOU'RE DR WAH I'M DR WAH
Alexander Parker
>People actually think Nintendo would ever pull a bait & switch when it comes to fucking Mario You're delusional. Also Wario games are all fucking dookie and all his games since Wario Land 4 didn't sell so now he is le epic fart man.
Julian Smith
wow...that comment was so insightful...you are so much deeper than him...
Tyler Roberts
WL4 is better than anything Nintendo's done since then. Also 6th gen was the last time Metroid was good. And Sunshine is the second best 3D Mario after 64. I bet you are an Odysseyfag, kek.
Dominic Howard
My dick
Liam Stewart
is it possible to emulate wario ware: twisted
Joseph Wood
Yes. Pretty comfortably too
Joshua Ortiz
Waluigi's Apartment >Waluigi manages a local dollar general >he doesn't make much money >He lives in the projects >his 95 ford taurus is about to get repo'd >Waluigi has to figure out a way to get money for rent or else he will get evicted.
