"u mad"

"u mad"

How do you respond without sounding mad?

you don't respond

lil bit desu

knock them out

Explain as calmly and articulately as you can that you are absolutely livid using no profanity and bigger words than you have any right to

or,

because arguing with people on the internet you'll never meet again is such a huge waste of your own time

u mad?

u cucked

"not really"

>how do i banter on the internet
go ask reddit

Took the words right out of my mouth. fpbp

Just say fuck you nigger amerilard spic and leave

muted

a tiny bit

"i am not mad" there, you firmly stated that you are indeed, not mad

lol

you dont try to not sound mad, you say "YEAH IM FUCKING MAD AND I JUST REPORTED YOU"

By ignoring it and demonstrating that you are better in the next match. Or pretend you left so you're kicked by inactivity in the next match.

yeah u mad as fuck

"reported and muted"

If they're gonna fling some low effort shit your way, fling some low effort shit back.
>you're mom gay

fpbp

no i just goddamn said "i am not mad" faggot. cant you read before replying? jesus christ what fucking happened to this generation you low grade fucks dont even know how to reply to a how do i not said mad comment to a how do i not sound mad thread. fuck you im leaving

lol, he mad

>"I'm not mad, I'm sad"
>followed by intense crying

Yeah, I'm a little mad.

(;

"yes, fuck you fag"

>lol user is so mad he can't even talk anymore LOL
>LMAO he right

>”no u”

Just keep responding it, shorter to write than “u mad”

"FUCK MY BOIPUCCI "

I'm gay.

"Yes I'm mad holy shit"

Automatically destroy their attempts at jeering by confirming everything they say is fact.

Why hide it if you are mad? Who gives a fuck what some faggot who says shit like that thinks?

then strip naked, in person or on camera, and beg to suck dick

Nice to know that the term "u mad" is specific to video games and should be on this board. Sage.

lol

"eh."

>Not mad, just disappointed

I'M MAD I'M SO MAD I'M GONNA FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND SO I WON'T BE MAD

(i think he mad dud)

We've been over this a thousand times. Act like a huge faggot and ask to blow them or something.

'not as mad as you, obviously'
usually works pretty well

This is best option with "no u" as a second, also acceptable "yes" and ":^("

S E E T H I N G

Don't say anything. Win against them. Let the salt flow.

I no mad, i carly

>LOL he admit he mad he so mad cause he suck

ME SO HORNY

Your only option is defeating him. Not responding proves that you are mad. Saying anything while you are still losing proves that you are mad.

What a fucking dork. Why not say :takes one to know one" while you're at it?

"Hello?"

Just retype what they type.

report them for being racist

return with a kiss. or call the cops on them when they give you their address

que?
hablas espanol?

?

swat him

not really bo

because arguing with people on the internet you'll never meet again is such a productive use of your own time

>

P much this, start winning you faggot and then hes the one thats mad

>if you're winning
Keep winning and don't say anything.
>if you're losing
Start winning and don't say anything. If you can't, wait for an uneventful point in the next game then leave

Once you've won, immediately disconnect. Say nothing.

>LOL dude so mad, he went full tryhard

>win the match
>"?"

more like after winning say gg ez and then leave

gg ez

?

You just say something completely unrelated to the question at hand, like some random trivia about mozambique or something. Then you walk away leaving them confused on how to respond to your clear non-response response.

If you say nothing, you're mad. If you say you're not mad, you're mad. The only option is to trash talk back, but not in a way that makes it sound serious. Something low-effort, but still a little mean.

Welcome to social behavior 101. Come back next week for our lesson on how to say hi to girls.

tip top cringe m8

"?"

respond to everything they type after with only a question mark

it tilts people off big time

"y r u"

lol ya

You can't. That's the thing. "u mad" is not a question, it is a fact of life, and the moment you provide anything to the person saying it, you lose.

It's the greatest piece of communication to ever come out of the english language.

The only things I say in online games are
>:)
>?
>k
because I have a gregor complex and like to be as silent as possible. the most i use my mic is when some kid is in the server screaming (usually tf2) so I boost it and put it in my computers fan and leave.

>lol he so mad he can't even form sentences.

"im chill like a penguin eating ice cream on a friday night"

The corniness of the statement should turn him off and show him how hardly serious youre taking the game

yes

Lol what the fuck are you saying you looser, you fucking mad and bad.

I'M NOT FUCKING MAD

Nothing signals more that you're a tryhard loser than when you go for the lolsorandum response

u mad

if you keep saying ? they either stop replying first, or respond with ? back after a point

both ways you win

LOL HE MAD

no u

You beat the person at the game you fucking faggot

even typing this makes you sound fat

>mad about getting downvoted in reddit
>escape to Sup Forums
>its comfy now

Reverse psychology

Yes I mad

your gay and a retard

Berate him until he responds, then turn the phrase on him.

>go full tryhard
>lose anyway

>"gg"

...

Ask him if you can borrow their time machine.

STAY MOTHERFUCKING MAD
WHY U STILL MAD THO

dude it's just a game lmao

...

i reply with 8^)

>Only an autist struggling with understanding emotions would think that

Not really. You?