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Thots.

none of them can get pregnant so what's the HECKING point

Triss because she opens her legs on command for Geralt and has since the very beginning.

Triss with yennifers voice

The only correct choice.

How's the English dub anyway?

Ciri without that warranty voiding scar.

This.

>you will never breed Triss

I hate her so much with a passion. She is the worst girl for Geralt. They are not compatible one bit.

none, i wouldn't touch those jewesses with a 10 foot long pole

Triss and Ciri is who you want as a horny virgin
Yennifer is accepting it and conquering your inadequacy

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Yennefer is pretty good, and Triss sounds like a fucking audiobook.

>"poor rpg" skyrim has constant threads about gameplay, story, and lore
>"greatest rpg of all time" witcher 3 only ever has a few threads about dumb sluts.

She's fukken hot though my dude.

Yennefer is a cunt who will cuck and geld you.

The fact that you have Ciri on this list exemplifies how degenerate you truly are.

This, though she was hot and cute, it just isn't meant to be. They act so awkward around each other and don't seem to really connect at all.

She is cuter than most of the girls in Witcher 3 in my opinion, really sad she's just a side chick compared to Triss, Ciri, and Yennifer.

>tfw every open relationship is cuckoldry now
wewee

She didn't do that to me at the end of Blood and Wine when she moved in with me and we enjoyed our days relaxing, fucking, and getting drunk.

>making shit up to hate on yen

I choose Triss

The red hair really does it for me

Short hair is a major turn off for me personally.

Still even if she was hot I prefer Yen for Geralt still because he needs a real bitch in his life. Not some goodie-two shoes medic.

>open relationships

Ciri is the only choice.

Yennifer is fine. Triss is ok. Ciri sounds like an 1800s lighthouse keeper

This.

I've literally just finished this quest and no matter how many times I turned her down as both Gerald and Vlodimir the game kept giving me more opportunities to easily bang her

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what a time to be alive

>Thought Ciri was pure as the driven snow and hated sex
>Realize she wanted to fuck the shit out of that dude in the village while she was hiding out

Whore. And she's probably going all across the land now fucking men, just like Geralt fucked women on his travels.

Ciri can. Witchers, wizards, and most sorceresses are infertile.

Welp, thread might 404 now. But I'm gonna fap to this, so thanks.

The true patrician choice

Who hurt you? What's her name?

THE

MAGIC

IS

GONE

oooooo frittata

that's the point

she dumps you after the boat banging because they both know she'll never fit into geralt's lifestyle even though they both have fun at the party and enjoy being around each other

it's meant to be a bittersweet reminder that geralt cannot ever have a normal life

Lots of women, and most of them rejected me. The ones that didn't ended up either cheating on me, or humiliating me.

>Pigface
Nice taste?

Ciri never took the Witcher potions, she's a Witcher in training and combat style only, so she's still fertile. Note she doesn't have the cat eyes that biological Witchers do.

Is... Is this a face swap? What am I looking at?

machine learning powered fake

look up deepfakes

So where's the rest?

Deepfakes, CGI

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>That wedding quest


Jesus christ I never thought that I would enjoy it.

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im pretty sure thats the herbalist in white orchard
she has a huge ass

I'm gonna check it out then, I guess. Thanks.

Yenn is what you choose if you're a virgin who's never touched a girl in your life.

>ahahah step on my dick mommy you're so bitchy you just need a good pounding

Women don't work like your shitty doujins, user. Go read the books and find out what a massive cunt Yenn was and is.

a huge pig ass

Fucking Cirri of course, where do you think we are?

Why is games Geralt so much more dull than book Geralt? He actually has a pretty strong personality in the books.

>White woman
>White woman
>White woman

Oh wow such variety. Where are the monster girls you faggots?

She has the same model as triss

Kek, this made me chuckle.

None. Shit game. Shit waifus.

Furry-lites get out

Isn't Yen a hunchback?

>just finished main story NG+
>didn't pick Yenn or Triss so daughterfu will come to my vineyard
>get to the ending summary
>Geralt continued on the path, eternally coinless, living like a vagrant, man what a cuck
What the fuck did they mean by this? Geralt is cited multiple times as having LOADSEMONE from gambling, expensive contracts, and with the Ciri as witcher ending he pays for a top tier silver sword WITH A POUCH FULL OF GEMSTONES.

Are they really saying that without financial support from Yenn or Triss Geralt is fucked?

t. asspained Elric faggot

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>forced beauty

Triss obviously

>she's a Witcher in training and combat style only

That doesn't really make sense since the combat style seems pretty dependent on the special abilities from the Trial of Grasses, etc. I think that is a flaw.

can i be cerys's whipping boy instead

>birdtits

Thats the spice!

All of these trips fags need to leave. Yenn is the only one who truly loves Geralt.

>implying

Geralt was the one who skipped out on Yennefer first. They pretty much deserve each other. At least she never took advantage of him in the way that Triss did.

I'm sure her almighty mary-sue magic more than makes up for not getting basic mutagenic enhancements.

choose Tissaia
she knows what's up

All that stuff are meant to be Dandelion's retelling of the story. And he is prone to exaggeration and fluffing stories up for vain meanings and attempts at beauty.

I really don't see how Geralt would like the life of a poor man. Wandering vagrant yes, but he's always got a bit of wealth.

>not wanting to breed a magical super race that rules the world
It's like she doesn't even wizard.

>the way she kills herself
sad as fuck

Just because she's perfect doesn't make her a mary sue

>frosty bitch won't put out
>KIDS = BAD REEEEEE

It’s strange cause while I was playing this game I wanted to fuck Triss so hard and just cuddle with her all the time but I ended up romancing Yen because she’s like my real life fiancé. Pretty, black hair and flat out bitchy

>fiance

this desu the vampires were more mary sue in their shitty op-ness

>fiancé

>fiancé

>fiancé

yes and?

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Yen is for Geralt
Triss is for Eskel
Ciri is for me.

Yen. Triss is boring. Ciri is daughter.

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>Ciri is daughter.
why not both?

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Shani

jesus christ

yen is made for bbc
>tfw yen ir sfm

Yen.

Hello fellow patrician.

Ciri, because she swallow.

>Black haired looks like that bitch that knows she's hot and she's a bitch about it
>White haired looks like an edge lord
>Red head looks the most normal but I find is the least attractive.
Guess I'll go with black hair

Triss, even though she's a giant whore.

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ciri because she probably has an athletic figure from all the fightan, but I also liked the short hair qt mage that you had to get from the emperor of milfguard