Why is she so polite?

Why is she so polite?

She's a doll.

Because she's my wife.

She was made to be that way.

She needs to coax that dick

She's a sex doll.

her proportions are all wrong

>even the doll, should it please you
Why?

its sad that polite girls is labeled as "boring" by top bitches these days and they get bullied to stop being so

She was created by a guy who likes polite girls.

>even you, should it please the doll

I always listen through her dialogue every time i level up, her voice is so calm and soothing

>even please, should you the doll

I usually just end up killing her, because it's quicker that way.

I just wanna crank up my VIT so defiled amy ain't gonna slap my shit girl, stop giving me a speech.

>even it, you should please the doll

That question causes me to think that you got slapped around a lot by your mother. I'm just a MD though. Most women don't hit you unless you do something really weird.

>how come she doesn't run away from me?

Christ I don't even know, lol.

None of you is getting that plastic pussy

I want a tsundere firekeeper in the next game

Probably that old pervert really intended to create ideal Maria to serve him so he adjusted its personality from original.

She feels love for humans, her creators.

psssh fine, was tired of it anyways

(((Gehrman)))

He doesn't like the Doll all that much because she's so passive and subservient unlike the real Maria who was probably more independent and headstrong

>desperately wants to leave the hunter's dream
>nani? you won't let me kill you? *unsheathes burial blade*

>plastic
She's porcelain.

So if I fuck her she'll crack?

She's a toilet to be shat on and pissed in

Oedon just wants their baby to be nice and comfortable, oedon knows you have to go fight those big scary monsters and get hurt, but it's the only way to see, to see oedons love for you, and once you see, you'll find the placenta oedon left in those other silly mortals and then you can truly know, yes you will, truly know what all oedon has done to show their love to you

You guys realize she's evil right?
Or at least, one of the great ones/in league with them.

I thought she was going to be the final boss.

More like you can fuck her in the crack!

>i-it's not like I want you to touch the darkness within me!
Yes. Please. And she gets increasingly concerned and attached to your character over the course of the game.

psssh more like your mom's evil!

>doll literally becomes your mommy gf at the end of BB
Truly a patrician game for the ages.

How do I have sex with the doll? The old guy said I could use it, and I feel like I'm missing out on a vital part of the game

Her installed an onahole where her cooter would be.

Nothing in common with original except her appearance.
I wonder what Maria would react when she met this thing.

Honestly though, I really feel like the soothing and calming presence of the doll is the perfect contrast to the horrors your character faces in the game

How do I activate it in game?

>soothing and calming presence of a life sized animated mannequin

Cause she know you gonna get rekt by the dark ones, she's sympathetic

>I-it’s intimidating! So tall!!

You know how fucked up the beasts out there are when an animated porcelain doll that should be creepy actually somehow manages to calm your nerves.

Also, there's a reason you need at least 1 Insight to see her moving.

>BB protag is a beta manlet

Makes sense why Sup Forums worships him so much

But taller woman are my fetish.

so much jej for one post

it was planned DLC
but then DS3 happened

Maria is smol! Smol and chuuni!

>Jealous Maria
>Doll has no idea why Maria is so worked up

Cute

How come Maria dies

Vampire hunters

>Knowing your master secretly own your life size figurine.
I suddenly feel for Maria

But she died before the Doll was made didn't she?

How was she given life?

this

her voice is just so peaceful

Same voice actor

Both even say "Strenth" the same way

>Require insight to animate her.
Hunter is already consumed in insanity.

Hunter is just woke.

Yeah, I've noticed that too

I didn't know it before, but I need more of this

TOL!

Why would you want to ruin the perfection that is Bloodborne with Bloodborne 2?
There's nothing left to be explored. Stop asking for Miyazaki to pull out nonexistent plot from his ass.

She's very comfy

She's a doll dipshit, if you play the game she's about a foot and a half taller than you making her about 7 feet, and you're already normal height.

Why are they always slavs?

Every game needs a nice robogirl

I'm glad Bloodborne has one

Fucking love her voice. Fuck, i think she gave me a fetish for that specific accent (i think it's czech or something)

>"Good hunter..."
>immediately feel better

BB2 without any direct plot connection.
Like Dark 2, except a good game this time.

I would rather have a BB prequel where you're a freshman at Byrgenwerth.

Didn't she an hero? A better question would be why she's the only hunter trapped in the Hunter's Nightmare to be relatively sane.

Pretending to be a corpse is crazy to me.

and yes, I know she might have referred to Kos but it's a double meaning.

By the way she fucking wrecks herself again during her fight i wouldn't exactly call her sane. Bitch rakuyos herself.

she's just napping

lady Maria more like LAZY Maria!

You just know that she took a peak at you fighting the Living Failures before hastily running back to her chair.

...

She's just using bloodtinge like you do when using the Chikage or Bloodletter, nothing wrong with that. I'm talking more about she's not a screaming beast or blood crazed hunter like the rest of them.

I wish she didn't vanish after you beat her like Ludwig, I wanted to take her to the Hunter's Dream.

Because she's trapped herself there on purpose to guard the entry to the Fishing Village. Notice the cup next to her corpse? She committed suicide while blooddrunk to seal herself within the nightmare.

But then she'd keep pestering Gehrman and being mean to the doll!

>she gets mad when you go to the doll to level up instead of her

She is better than the ash girl and emerald maiden, not better than bonfire or demon girl though.

>Gehrman, who is this small child and why is she so angry at me?
>Is she your granddaughter?

...

BB main character is pretty tall, doll is just really really tall.

the hunter is a total manlet compared to the average yharnamite

Tall NPC has high possibility to become boss in Soulsborne.

Lore-wise, it'd be a copy of a man that Gehrman was close to or something along those lines.

To get across a similar character design message, fatherly instead of motherly, reasonably tall, broad but a bit soft, something like workman's clothing, bearded, maybe with a pipe.

why was it deleted? it was literally a shirtless 2D drawing,

mods here are a joke

I don't believe that was a quality post, but moderation has seemed a little off the past couple of days. I've seen genuine video game threads being pruned before page 10 for no good reason.

You absolute giant faggot