Threatens you with her ties to the Black Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild

>threatens you with her ties to the Black Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild
>no option to tell her that you're in charge of both and she can go fuck herself
Fucking Todd

I just wanted to bang her nerdy daughter.

>empire makes her the jarl
But why?

HEY EVERYBODY IM THE LEADER OF THESE BIG ILLEGAL GROUPS KILLING YOUR FRIENDS AND STEALING YOUR SHIT JUST THOUGHT YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME OKAY EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE IM A BIG CRIMINAL JERK AND YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME

>Pass by a guard
>"I know Thieves Guild armor when I see it. You're not fooling anyone."
>Pass by the same guard later
>"Psst, hail Sithis."

*autistic

Any mod that let's you do that?

HEY EVERYBODY THE DRAGONBORN IS LEADER OF THESE BIG ILLEGAL GROUPS KILLING YOUR FRIENDS AND STEALING YOUR SHIT JUST THOUGHT YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HIM OKAY EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE HES A BIG CRIMINAL JERK AND YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO HIM
YOU KNOW THE GUY WHO DEFENDS YOU FROM DRAGONS? HES TOTALLY EVIL HE TOLD ME HIMSELF

You can fuck literally anyone with sexlab.

I want to marry her first and then hug_ her

>Escape the destruction of Helgen
>Proceed to slay several dragons
>Journey to the throat of the world and meet legendary greybeards
>explore ancient dungeons and find one of the most prized and rarest artefacts of nirn
>Read an elderscroll
>Kick Alduins ass
>Capture a dragon
>Ride on a dragons back into heaven
>Defeat the literal destroyer of worlds god dragon in an epic battle

>return to skyrim
>nobody could give a single fuck about me or who i am

The first thing I did was talk to the whiterun Jarl, and he didn't even give a fuck that he's talking to the greatest hero of his era, he just went into some bullshit about the stormcloaks and imperials..

fucking Todd

>proceeds to get ass handed to me by a fucking bear afterwards

why does enemy scaling exist

>Not killing this fucking cunt on every playthrough
Are you some kind of cuck? Worst part though is no one fucking reacts at all when I kill this dumb bitch and keeps going
>wah wah she's so mean and scary
even after I decorate the street with her pathetic corpse.

>fight dragon
>kill it easily
>everyone freaking out at a dragon being defeated
>fight bandit chief
>get one-shot by his enchanted greataxe

>every playthough
>implying skyrim has replayability

>modded skyrim
>kill all the other bandits
>bandit chief kills you in one duel wield combo
>drag him through an imperial patrol, two bears and a treant just to kill him
Jesus

This.

And this.

But especially this.

It's a shame I hate cold climates (physically and visually), have never been interested in Norse culture or the Nords in Elder Scrolls, and the mechanics feel so clunky. Skyrim was the first Bethesda game I actually found myself bored with.

Even Fallout 4, a disgrace to the FO franchise and a shitshow following New Vegas, had more redeeming qualities and reasons that make me continue to play. The companions, the shooter gameplay, and the survival mode/building. Mostly.

All Skyrim has is waifus and mods. Mostly waifus that need to be modded.

I will give credit to Skyrim in that it was the last game where they still had some balls and didn't play all politically correct, with the Dark Brotherhood being a playable faction in the base game, rape survivors, and so on. Contrast that with FO4 where Cait's parents, in a lawless wasteland, actually waited until she was 18 to sell her off as a fucktoy to raiders, and they actually had to add an (chaotic) 'evil' faction in via DLC.

with mods the number of waifus you can make is endless

>they still had some balls and didn't play all politically correct
You musn't have played it recently and are remembering wrong then because jesus fucking christ the way 90% of women in skyrim talk are insufferable as fuck. They go out of their way to make them sound like stronk womyn and it's so forced and obnoxious.

What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a
STRONG
NORD
WOMAN!?

Come to think of it maybe it's not a woman thing, maybe it's a nord thing, what with them being literal niggers.

*teleports behind*
*clip through her model once*
*engage in poorly animated sex*

Could you use console commands? Although I remember a mod that let toy set anyone as marriageable, although they wouldn't have dialogue if they someone like say Serana or Delphine. It was relationship overhaul or something.

>Escape nuclear armageddon
>Wife gets killed, son kidnapped
>Journey to diamond City, the Great green jewel of the commonwealth
>Everyone there is a fucking cunt
>find my son
>Proceed to destroy the organisation that's been kidnapping and murdering peoples loved ones for years
>Head back into diamond city
>All the guards in the city start congratulating me for what I did and thanking me
>Finally getting some respect from these dickheads
>After 1 day they all go back to normal and start acting like dicks again.
Fucking Bethesda.

>Journey to diamond City, the Great green jewel of the commonwealth
>It's a bunch of scrap metal shit shacks cobbled together that looks like it'll fall over in a mild breeze
>they haven't even cleared out the fucking rubble from the bombs, let alone done any actual construction
>after 200+ fucking years

What happened to you Nazeen?

I've probably blocked that shit out. I'm more talking of tones, themes, and how sterile Boston feels for a wasteland/Fallout location. Even the raiders are more civilized than they ever have been before. Fallout is a series where I actually like the edginess, because it enhances the hellscape it's supposed to set in, and real life in shitty places can actually be pretty fucking edgy.

Skyrim still had a lot of that, with characters like Sapphire and Serana's 'origin', the dark Brotherhood as a whole, even if it wasn't as prominent as in Fallout 3 or even Oblivion, the former of which had alcoholic junkie whores in both main settlements, and the latter casual references to necrophilia.

Thinking on it, even Skyrim's DB questline felt somewhat toothless compared to Oblivion. In Oblivion they eased you in, murdering a potential rapist, before you ever got to killing a mother after each of her children, and all your allies you might have grown attached to.

Amorous Adventures.

I highly recommend this mod. It's kind of a quest mod where the the goal is to make a harem of Skyrim's bachelorettes. If you have Sexlab installed, even better.