This is our son's room. He is quite the gamer

This is our son's room. He is quite the gamer.

i just jacked off irl with another guy in an mmo

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What in the goddamn?

yo gang gang

Goodbye.

This picture has always confounded me. I'm sure those dragon dildos are not cheap and many of them look the exact same. Why on earth would you have so many? I have many fetishes, but I can't imagine spending hundreds or thousands on toys that are pretty much the same. Then again I don't have nearly the mental disorder this person has.

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hey, i have that poster!

Why are foxes the go-to furfag animal?

I'm not a furry.

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fuck

well that's like 5000 bucks so either well paid engineer or trap whore or both

DAD I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO KNOCK

Dragon dildo seller? or used? If used? does he still have an asshole?

>those speakers blasting rs07 noise right in his face

What do you do in your free time?

meant to reply to with that lol

Play video games, mostly. I've been baking lots of cookies the last few days to send to friends online.

fucking love this game
demon succubus headmate best girl all years

Looks pretty obvious to me. PC PC PC PC is all you need

Bakings fun. I like making pies.

My room only has a PC and a bed, but I don't use it that much.

sealing dad and ruling with Xana is best ending

go away, mum! i'm sleeping!

>Gunplas everywhere

Father, I've told you time and time again not to invade my living quarters without the proper documentation.
Now is the last straw, it is time to meet your maker.
*unsheathes twin katanas*
*Whispers to myself* "I'm sorry Master...I'll have to use IT... just this once..."
*dashes towards you and feigns a sword strike from my right sword*
*teleports behind you as you lift up your arm to guard*
*stabs you in the back, right through the heart*
I'm sorry... father... *holds back tears* I told you to bring the papers!!

It's okay. I still have a few more kinds to make.

shit im scared now

> * sour stench of oil, urine, body odor, cheetos, rotten ejaculate waft out *

> * panic and shut door *

xboxfags lmao

you are mailing cookies to online friends..?

What a sweet thing to do user. How far are you sending them? The last time I sent cookies they ended up a tad hard by the time they arrived.

It not that weird.

are those open piss bottles? why?

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Yes! I want to do the Sup Forums secret Santa thing next year and I wanted to figure out what kinds of things people would like first so I'm gonna send them to friends first.
I think the farthest is going to be Britain.

>Marines sticker
as a former devil, I keked.

>he goes afk to take a piss instead of doing l33t 420 n0sc0pe$ while pissing into a powerade bottle
normalfags, ladies and gentlemen

>sealing dad

I think he means that he doesnt even put the cap on the bottles which makes it stink like crazy

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why is there a dildo above the tub?

Assuming it wasn't an imposter, "he" mentioned in a battlestation thread recently about them getting sent to him by what I assume are orbiters, then "he" sends a video back.

looks yummy, does it have a secret ingredient?

Um, I think all but one took brown sugar and all but one took regular white sugar.

imagine all the insects

faggot

I bet you think about sucking off men

Only sometimes.

Everything in this picture makes sense except for the rifle.
So fucking out of place.

What's so out of place about it? Is it just because of the gun or is it because it's a modern American rifle?

T-thank you for your service

what do crayons taste like

Get the fuck out of my room

Hi! Want to be friends?

>my mum actually did this when I was cleaning my fursuit listening to music
Whenere my parents friends come over they won't stop asking me questions about

don't you lose Xana if you let him free? I'm pretty sure that's what the ending implies

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If you want. You're too late to get cookies though.

No Im not! We're already friends!

Its 6am and i havent gone to sleep yet

What? No, she's been working on your mind and dick for the whole game to use you as a puppet to rule the world. When you free your dad she loses control over you. Dad's like "hey son thanks for letting me out lets conquer the world and fuck pussy, you can keep xana as your bitch, but dont let her fuck with your head".

Oh. I'm not sure what you're implying then.

I just like saying hi to you is all.

tastes like powerbars.

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nice wizzard hat

*moves table a bit*

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It's a soap dispenser.

Dragon dildos guy is actually really nice.

>vertical consoles
That's just asking for trouble.

you're gonna ignore the glaring Mein Kampf in her hands?
that aspect is the most out of place imo. anyone who's that deep will defintely have read it already to the point where there's no need

silly marine

>the cameraman also twitches

every fucking time

Thx i got it at goodwill for $2

>just pick your joystick from the stack bro

GET OUT OF MY ROOM

I think it emphasizes the militant ideals of the women. No better way to portray that than a gun. Placement is weird though. Like why the upper center left? I would have put it on the bottom left.

Oh my, did I say "son"? I'm so sorry, xe's been transitioning for a few months now. The hormone therapy is going pretty well as you can see.

I miss CRT monitors and white colored cases.

Name me an adorable seal documentary Sup Forums!

Don't post Yui while talkinh about your disgusting hobbies you faggot.
I will crawl out of your PC and strangle you.

#resistcapitalism

>tfw my late cat loved to sit on the CRT and was heartbroken when I got a flatscreen

I miss the sound and color quality. But man user, I hated moving that shit around.

desu I think I’m going to do one of those modern components in an old case builds. it doesn’t look like too much of a headache

worst part of this pic is that mouse

love how the dude operating the camera jumps with the seal

h o l e t e c h n o l o g y

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Guys what is this used for?
I don't understand

is that pc doin okay, ventilation wise?

>We are having visit today, son. Don't forget to close your door.

The woman looks slavic, so she looks out of place as well.

you can drink soda from it

hownew.ru

that tube is conncted to the dildo's urethra. So you can inject cum into your butt when you want to

TPOBCI