What's stopping the Covenant from destroying the last video game world you played?

What's stopping the Covenant from destroying the last video game world you played?

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a pat on the back

The world takes place in an actually good game

By all means post your obscure japanese pedophile bait ridden good game then.

It's not my fault all the Halo games after 3/ODST are complete garbage. Reach was the start of COD shit and anything else is irredeemable in its entirety.

This thread isn't about nu-halo and Reach wasn't bad. You're deluded if you think Reach was the cause for the end because it expanded on the powerup gadgets you find in Halo 3. 343 killed halo because they wanted to mske their own shit generic series while masquerading around as halo.

Superman.

Incompetence, arrogance and inflexibility

>expand on power ups
>not completely ruin halo's equal start formula

ok

>insurgency
Endless supply of kebab with endless supply of RPG-7 and IEDs.
>kebab making IEDs from covenant weapons
Yeah the poor bastards are screwed, they have no chance of taking over the Earth.

If your describing the Covenant they were by all means not incompetent. Humanity was on a losing war even before CE or Reach happened.

>marvel vs capcom
literally everything and everyone

Mostly because of their superiour numbers and technology

Shitty franchise development, and lack of sales.

101 wonderful soldiers.

>kebab 9/11 covenant fleet with their own ships into oblivion
Sounds about right.

And also better species infantry. A single brute or Elite could kill a small group of marines.

Sounds like Vietnam war. That was a swift and epic victory for the ages, truly.

They'd be doing the universe a favour if they destroyed DD's world

last vidya I played is warhammer 40k: dawn of war 3.
good luck having a bunch of alien faggots survive that shit.
>playing halo
>ishygddt

Nothing. Last game I played was Forza Horizon 3.

Good luck finding Tokyo-to. Even if they did, Noise Tanks would just crash their systems.

The entire Earth Defense Force. They've been training seven years for this!

if you're playing it, it cant be as bad as everyone says?
can you purge xenos adequately?

nobody gave a shit about that shit except for the 1% comptards who play private anyway where they can disable that shit, the game was fun and still has about 10000 people playing it

also
>playing competitively on a console shooter with aim assist

Because they already lost the war

well... there's no more sync kills, everyone get's fucking dismembered and evaporated most of the times, so... I guess?
it's a combination of dawn of war 2 with focus on abilities and shit and dawn of war 1 base building with 3 levels of main base upgrades (except for orks where you have a different upgrade path with the banners) and 3 tiers of unit and vehicle upgrades. all three races have very interesting mechanics with the orks having that salvage thing which is cool as fuck, eldar being big on teleporting everywhere and space marines having that drop pod shit or just being tougher in general. but the game caters a shit ton to MOBA fags that it's almost unbearable. the maps look dota 2/league of failures as hell. they made the decision to dumb down the unit graphics to make them more easily readable but then they went and fucked it up by making the maps themselves bright and colorful as all hell and the camera way too zoomed out (to make room for the big elites) so you pretty much can have some trouble micromanaging that shit (and you will have to micromanage because they do fuck all without constant handholding) especially with how hektic the battles get.
but shit, soundtrack was 10/10 not even memeing, cutscenes and voice acting in them was great (in game voices are lackluster compared to dow2) and the overal direction was nice, it just doesn't translate in the game itself that well.
also the last mission has you fighting a boss unit legit diablo style with just your 3 main elites, gabriel angelos, gorgutz and macha, so you have to ... well it's a fucking diablo boss battle I don't know what else to say, you fight some waves of enemies here and there and the boss himself... massively disappointing considering the mission before that was warhammer as fuck where everyone dies and the very last objective in it is "fight to the last man" and the mission ends when your last guy dies, which was pretty rad

Microtransactions

cool, thanks
think ill pick it up next sale

>warhammer40k battlefleet gothic armada

good luck chumps

Those are fucking awful numbers, the last time I played Reach was back in 2013, and half the games population was subhuman third worlders playing default playlists on some of the worst maps in the entire franchise. I can only imagine how much worse its gotten.

I guess if you like games full of guests and playing against people so bad at the game you would have to have downs to lose to them go right ahead and tell yourself Reach is anything but a corpse.

someone gifted it to me when it was 20 bucks, and I'd say it's worth for 20, but not 60 or whatever the full price is if you don't plan on playing any multiplayer
also, they removed that skulls bullshit and you can move the map to the left now instead of having it on the right.

at least it didnt have its online shut down (h2) lmao

Calamity Ganon

Just kidding that faggot would be glassed along with the rest of the faggots in Hyrule.

A guy named sheev

>Dark Souls

Seems like the Covenant couldn’t handle a little artificial difficulty

>Disgaea 5

Everything, man. Everything.

>steel and leather withstanding plasma and exolosive plasma.

Because the zerg are stronger than the flood, terran are stronger than the halo humans outside a spartan, and protoss are at minimum comparable, and the sc universe isn't that insanely opressive desu.

>dumb blue penguins and small loli and shota demons withstanding hueg, genocidal alien monsters.

Last played Warframe, which would mean that the situation with humans in the Halo would probably happen; both sides of the conflict are roughly equal in ground combat but The Covenant have the advantage in space. Nothing much is there to stop them from keeping a slow and steady pace, knocking down any cruisers in their way, to go and glass a planet and get out to repeat the process later

They’re interdimensional stupid blue penguins and shotas with nearly unbound maximum powers, forgetting even that the special moves alone are so absurdly demanding that no one could match

I know it’s abstract but military tactics is not going going to beat chain throwing innocuous-looking demon death gods

>big numbers for the sake of big numbers
273.15 Kelvin is still only 0 degrees Celsius

Let it burn.

>implying a bunch of shitty aliens have a chance at resisting magic and backstabs
Psssh, nothing personal xenos.

>”post your better game user”
>doesn’t post anything

You know what, how about playing the games or reading the fucking novels, do you ever wonder why your threads are dead maybe because everyone is fucking tired of talking about the Human-Covenant War and the Covenant's boring ass?

Except the Covenant lost most land battles and usually just glassed the planet as a result.

Lol Halofags always salty.

They can glass the intiaer planet

Fun game

Huge fucking robots.

A witch

Not him but Reach was shit, and I'm fucking tired of talking about the same shit every day, you so-called Halo fans are boring how about talking about something interesting like Chief's connection to the Forerunners that started in Halo CE, or what's coming next in the series since the Flood's back. If I wanted to hear about the Human-Covenant War or learn about the Covenant I would just play Halo CE-3 but I rather talk about the things I don't know. You claim you are a Halo fan but in reality, you aren't shit you're just a Halo 2 baby that eventually fucked off to Sony's cinematic experiences.

>gets GTFO by ONE SHIP

VATS and eye for an eye perk with explosives.

>Covenant attempts to glass planet
>gets backstabbed by the moon
>entire fleet gets impaled by sunlight spears

The Covenant stands no chance.

Not much left for them to destroy at this point.

"Golf It!" is better

Is that Sneed?

Sneed's Feeding and Seeding Challenge (Formerly Chuck's).

>Reflects your laser with his shield
pssh, nothing personnel

Plus, Zelda would EMP their ships just like she did to the Guardians in the flashback.

A single engineer could do it, assuming unit cap isnt cannon.

Covenant never lost a single land battle unless it was Spartan's in play. Even then there'd still be one or two dead Spartans after the battle.
Vadamee's fleet is the leftover's that invaded Reach. Also majority of his best troops died on Reach so what was on CE were reserves.

>New Vegas
They don't destroy it since there's nothing to be gained. Maybe the human race becomes the new bottom rung of Covie forces. They don't really stand much of a chance, NCR, Legion, or otherwise. Perhaps the strip holds out for a little while before it gets glassed.

Do these hypotheticals take place when the Covenant is at their full might or when they're falling apart internally from Elite and Grunt relations with the Prophet + Brute reaching their boiling point?

Prophets declared Humanity as heretics so their race must die where ever it's found. So even though Fallout's earth is seemingly dead if there's human life it'll be destroyed.

Full Might. Invasion fleet of Reach levels of power.

That artist drew me a nice leet.

I was assuming it would be a first contact sort of event in a setting where they never met the UNSC or found a Forerunner connection to humanity.

Art Books:
>Art of Halo 3
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>Art of Halo 5
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>Art of Halo
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>Art Compilation from CE to 4
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Lore:
>Warfleet
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>Halo Books
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>Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2
>A city full of planet killer class Saiyans, Namekians, Humans, Majin, and whatever you call Frieza's race

The Covenant is fucked.

That'd depend. Will Tartarus fuck up this contact meeting again? Probably not humans would fuck it up themselves if it was something like the Legion or Fiends the Covenant discover.

>Rising Storm 2
Not much. But the beautifully OP Flamethrower might catch em off guard