Nintendo "New Play" Conference

It's called "Nintendo Pixelbits".

Similar to lego, but not quite.

Build shapes/characters/small sets, similar to the 8-bit Mario and Link amiibo.

The IR Camera in the right Joycon reads them and incorporates them into games.

Comes in sets to build various characters. At launch will be Mario, Luigi, Link, Squid, Kirby, Samus, as well as a Mushroom Kingdom set containing a 1-up Mushroom, Flagpole, etc.

"Harder" Pixelbits such as Bowser and Ganondorf will contain more "bits" are be aimed more at adults to put together.

They are not amiibo. They offer more flexibility and offer no save/read data.

Release is set for June.

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but can I put dicks in Odyssey?

what the fuck.

>Toys to life game
HAHA
no

watch it sell millions

op isn't talking about any particular game. But rather a new variation of amiibo. But different... at this point I won't be surprised with how nintendo phrased the next direct tagline.

I don't want to believe you but I know Nintendo is not above doing bullshit like this.

PATHETIC

Sounds plausible. Not interested in it, though.

>They are not amiibo
Oh so your entire post is fake.

brown bricks

So they're doing TWO different sets of toys to life shit now? Wow, that fucking sucks.
>Nintendo fanboys will defend this

This could be cool. Think Gundam Build Fighters but in real life.

Only if buying them gets me a hot Rinko mom

Or better yet a new Custom Robo Game.

Choking hazard for children.
Nintendo won't do it.

Are lego's chocking hazards?

The most fun you can have in an app

I completely believe this. Seems just like the kinda thing Nintendo would do. This is the most likely outcome and as such I will be expecting it and have my expectations set as low as possible. Feel bad for the poor schmucks who bought Amiibo now.

>They are not amiibo
You described them like Amiibo you have to build by yourself.

Also, they would be terribly stupid not doing a partnership with Lego for something like that.

How the fuck would the ir camera detect fucking legos. Especially ones that would be as non desripit in shape has Mario and Luigi or ones as complicated as Bowser and Ganondorf. That’s retarded as shit and you should feel bad for making up something so stupidly impossible.

Switch cartridges

>More fucking proprietary toys aimed at children, but will be eaten up by 20 and 30-something men
Amazing.

Why give Lego some of the profits?

Archiving this thread in case this shit happens

not that user but they apparently Switch cartridges taste absolutely horrendous for this exact reason

I don't believe this. 8/10

>They are not amiibo

>Squid

>this is testing how complex they can get with Custom Robo builds

aaaAAAAAA

>small tiny plastic bricks that kids can easily swallow
>has a choking hazard on the back of anything that isn't duplo
Of course they aren't.

Sounds disappointing enough that I just can't believe it.

Oh god no.
Nintendo, you're doing so well in your reputation.
Don't tank it

It's either this, a new mobile app, a new Miiverse, or a new mobile phone device aimed at kids. Guaranteed.

I know this is true because I heard the same thing from my tranny friend. I don't want it to be true, but fucking Nintendo never fails to disappoint.

This breaks the Internet.

They'll just mix in some pesticide so children and kittens don't swallow them like the cartridges.

My money is still on VR head mount for the tablet

Toys To Life may be dying, but the kicker here is that Nintendo has their roots in making toys. They won't be affected by the death of all the other TTL games due to the Nintendo brand alone

This is something that I can see Nintendo doing it. Its an interesting concept that kids (and manchilds) would love, as what this conference claim to be about.

Hmm, I was wondering what use the IR camera could possibly have other than playing Rock-paper-scissors.

Makes sense, and it accords with the Nintendo JP teaser announcement earlier today.

Absolutely not, 720p for VR is a terrible idea.

Here's how to really know what's in the direct

Nah, it's a Mario+Rabbids TV show, good fake though.

That sounds pretty cool desu but not worth my hard-earned shekels.

Will the next Zelda has shitty weapon durability that lasts 5 seconds?

Magic 8 ball, Will animal crossing for the switch be announced tonight?

PLEASE

posting a "leak" 6 hours before shit's coming out anyway

yeah, no.

Will they reveal the true date for paid online?

Nintendo would never go the trouble of producing more expensive toys that cannibalize their Amiibo sales

At least try OP

Mario Maker was leaked that way...

It's going to be some stupid augmented reality gimmick shit.

nintendo would profit even more by adding the Lego brand at their own idea.

>is a terrible idea.
Generally I'd say the same about the Switch
Kids wouldn't care though

>Mario Maker was leaked that way...

if i recall correctly, Mario Maker was leaked days ago when someone took a photo or something

pixelbit.com/


Pixelbit is already a registered trademark you retard

>augmented reality on a system with no camera
Are you retarded?

The joycon IR sensor can barely detect an open mouth. People seriously believe this is real?

>Generally I'd say the same about the Switch
Elaborate
>Kids wouldn't care though
It's not about kids, that would cause crazy headaches and motion sickness. It would basically be the second coming of the virtual boy.

New joycon that comes with a camera bundled with their Wii Play-like game. Problem solved.

It'll be a holographic animal crossing amiibo game where you scan amiibos in and then add villagers to your switch which projects them as a hologram into the room

Terrible idea? Hah, as if that would stop Nintendo.

It would be no different than Google cardboard
Think of it not in terms of providing an immersive experience, but a cheap and effective way of allowing for 3D
It's not at all meant to compete with the likes of real VR experiences, especially when it will be much cheaper

I lick Tom Nooks paws irl now?

So someone mind telling me what's "bad" about this? It's appealing to many kids which future proofs the company and makes them a fuck load of money.

Just because it's one thing that isn't catering to you, why is it "shit"?

Its them sliding back into the Wii U era
Nintendo's focus on little shits almost killed the company, they fixed with with the Switch....until now
youtube.com/watch?v=SChWdprUnzw

Amiibo are some of the most profitable hardware they made in a long time. That was started with the Wii U.

>They are not amiibo.
how to tell that your """"leak"""" is false

>Its them sliding back into the Wii U era

How so?

the important question

By making ports of Wii U games, duh

so making more many with lower budget releases, cool.

>some gimmicky shit before vc, cloud saves, browser. proper apps, online service etc

Nintendo is just retarded and like always rushes out things, but it's even worse this time because half of the system functionality that 3DS had is gone on switch.
Plus, instead of making those retarded mini consoles they should have made 30 games collection for switch with games from NES, SNES, N64 and other consoles.

>waaaah cater to ME first!

Well they're making solid games just like they've been doing.

Are we gonna see a new Metroid Prime 4 trailer at this direct?

btfo

Again, are we gonna see a new Metroid Prime 4 trailer at this direct?

>toys for adults
They know their customers.

This doesn't exist. Stop spreading false info OP.