FIVE HOURS

FIVE HOURS

Fake and gay

mario and rabbids tv show, let's fucking go get hyped

>implying it'll be anything
remember, you can only be let down if you have expectations in the first place, nintendo is making it clear its nothing big here

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ALL RIGHT KIDS
WHO'S HYPED

It's literally real you fucking idiot

fidget spinner attachment

>says it's for kids
>people are still gonna shit on it for being kiddy

You guys realize this is for ki-
oh.

I won't.

And you're a fucking idiot if you expect it to be anything special.

Go fuck your dad. AGAIN.

>expect nothing special
but it's pandering to the main group of nintendo fans

>japanese announcement doesn't mention kids at all
>Sup Forums will use this retard-tier translation as an excuse to post wojacks anyways

god. I can't wait to see what this is, if only because if it's not some major title, I'll know what words to filter until February.

Honestly it just sounds like it's going to be something lazy. That's the only thing I can think of if it's something interactive and related to kids. Something that will impress kids but not cynical adults, instead of something that's made to be enjoyed by anyone.

What will it be

>Hope
Online and VC finally

>Expectation
Some kind of Miiverse shit with Amiibo support

It's not retard-tier exactly. They're just advertising it that way here in the West because of 15 year old mature gamers such as themselves.

It probably is legitimately cool enough to be enjoyed by adults.

something stupid?

Project M HD

Is the person who posted you a faggot?

Fake, there aren't 17 months in a year.

>yfw it's just more amiibo shit
>but this time they're posable

Woah

>something stupid
>without a doubt
okay thread's over we can go home now
right?

Not so fast

>January 18th in Mario + Rabbids release date in Japan
>This happening to be in the same day
>Ubisoft staff member teasing

Could be, could be. If not that, at least something related.

Gal gun 2 direct

What if it's a teaser for the Mario animated movie?

INTERACTIVE, YA DIP

The kids part scares me, I really don't know what to expect

Pikmin Trilogy

The "kids" part is only in the English announcement.

why do people keep saying this?
It's an 'interactive experience'

What does the japanese version says?

Nintendogs that utilizes all the features of a joy-con doesn't sound terrible

Then why did they word it as if they were targeting young children? Kids is a broad term, I know, but if you're aiming for the adolescent range, then it should've said something like "...to those who are young at heart."
Probably stupid of me, but those are my two cents.

I wouldn't mind this at all, but the chances of that happening are quite low.

明日18日(木)の朝7時より、Nintendo Switchを活用した「新しいあそび」を、こちらのページで紹介いたします。

something about a new experience. 新しいあそび, which seems to be the emphasis, literally means 'new play' implying some kind of new way to play or... something
either way I see absolutely no mention on there of children, or anything like children

>yfw It's going to be some stupid motion control gimmick

I expect a salisbury sauce
I expect a pete moss
I expect a roundhouse reel
I expect the circus wheel
I expect nintendo stuff
I expect YEAH ALL THE RIGHT STUFF
I expect Young Sheldon
I expect Kevin Belton
I expect a sutherland's silk
I expect a papa's pelt
I expect cripsy madonna
I expect Nintendo shawarma
I expect Miyamoto-san
I expect ya greedy greedy grandma

But, you expect a toy for kids.
Psh then you're in for disappointment.
This toy is for elder lads.
Don't ask me how, but I know you'll be glad.

google translation for the lazy ones

>We will introduce "New play" utilizing the Nintendo Switch from this page from 7 am on Thursday, March 18 (Thursday).

Basically nothing then. UK Nintendo did us a favor by disclaiming it as a garbage-tier kids game. 新しいあそび sounds gimmicky as fuck

Reminder that the soytendo meme is absolutely real, my recommended videos is flooded with shit like this and it's driving me insane

That means you watch eceleb retards for kids
You are the soyboy here

no doubt it's probably a microphone, like nintendogs or something

"Tomorrow on this page, we will introduce a "New Game" that utilizes the Nintendo Switch."

あそび is a game. Not a video-game game, but a child's play kind of game. Tag is an asobi, Hide-and-seek is an asobi

why cant nintendo just focus on making good games instead of shitty gimmicks like fucking amiibos, no wonder we're seen as the manchilldren/soyboys of all the consoles

>march
Wait wut

your mothers cunt is an asobi you disgusting weeb

Reminder that for the past year and a half, the meta on Youtube is to have some shitty reaction face on your thumbnail. Not just Nintendo shit.

It makes retards curious and want to click.

>e-celeb shit
>Expecting mind blowing revelations at a fucking mini direct

people were asking to be disappointed

It's "Rapelay 2 - Forced Entry"

Screenshot this post

God the random upper casing is so annoying.

lol dumb fuck

>literally says it's for kids
>manchilds on Sup Forums still going apeshit with excitement

The soytendo meme is real

I'm hype.

That's seems very likely.
I guess we should also put VR in the table just because that's the new hotness everyone wants a part of.

oh yeah you might be right.
遊び is just the noun form of 遊ぶ, right?
But can it be taken to literally mean 'game'?

Enough. Stop forcing this. It isn't funny.

>For kids
so basically for the manchildren target audience?

>people always say that the switch's screen is too low res for VR
What if it was like a dock, and outputted to a higher resolution screen inside of the headset?

It's a Google Streetview like tour of the nintendo theme park for the switch.

Source: I know someone who owns a switch.

is not forced when it is true

we're all manchilds here

Upvoted

this better not be the other direct this month or I swear my autistic soy grin will turn upside down and become a soy frown

starting to feel that buyers remorse right now

Since the Animal Crossing producer retweeted those tweets, is there going to be anything AC related?

looks like someone is watching the soyboy content, don't forget to buy more soylent

Why wouldn't sonytendo be real unless you're a fanboy of either? I've been sonytendo for life

Animal Crossing? Is wrong?

It's over...
Anyone else selling their switch?

FUCK

I'm sure you're the pinnacle of chad , user

No, it's literally the act of play. They also spelled it in hiragana to denote that it is for children.

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not the pinnacle but I don't watch nor click those thumbnails

what are kids even into these days

Call of Duty
PS4

mad

In Spanish it says for children and adults

Well duh. I expect at LEAST fifteen "HAHAHA [something about how they're laughing at nintendo]" threads made by sonyroaches within 5 mins of it ending

in the internet, nobody knows you are under 18

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Did you just give up your inner child or something?

Yes
>for kids-at-heart
is basically saying "it's for children but we know a lot of manchildren buy our products and don't want to lose that audience"

FOR KIDS!

Screencap this. It's gonna be a Gameboy Mini.

FOR KIDULTS!

Is the switch worth buying?

no, i like nintendo and nintendo products. but theyre producing low quality low effort garbage just to make big profits off their brand name. i dont like it. give me a good quality switch without the dock for cheap and a reimagined pokemon with some actual effort this time and ill get it

>that's specially crafted for kids

fuckingnothing.png

Pokemon golden yellow edition

should I buy a trillion shares of nintendo stock now?

a new update with some drawing or music app included and shareable with other users

Don't make me link to kotaku you faggot. I'll do it!

will Andy pick me?