The suspense is killing me Sup Forums

The suspense is killing me Sup Forums
What is Nintendo going to announce for the Switch today?
They said "children at heart" so it has to be something that appeals to manchildren.
But what is it??

>interactive 'experience'
>children/children at heart
Obviously the amusement parks

Is thisna direct or wot?

Something where you buy toys in real life and use them interactively with your Switch to bring a animal crossing skylanders world to life

You can now play Switch games on your tablet. That's it. Leaked over at Neogaf

It's probably that gay spaceship toy that attaches to your controller

Animal Crossing with breeding options!

What time in EST?

Soon you will understand

It's going to be some motion control game

for the Nintendo Switch, you dolt

SWiiTCH Sports.

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>For kids and those who are kids at heart
So they're announcing a Switch game?

i could see them doing this with pokemon cards for the pokemon switch game
put one of those amiibo nfc codes on foil cards and you get the pokemon on the card when you scan the card

I’ve got the biggest fucking smile on my face right now. It doesn’t matter what it is, every time Nintendo announces something, I instantly get excited. How are they able to do this to me?

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I kinda want this actually

remove RIME

God I hate this smug comic so much

High soy levels

It's a free version of Tomadachi Life that doubles as a Miiverse, will come installed as part of the new update.

hopefully it is something that doesn't jack up the amiibo prices.

Metroid?

you are trained like a fucking dog lol
not even human

>So they're announcing a video game?
FTFY

Source?

>specially crafted for kids and kids at heart (read manchildren)
>they're just gonna show their regular stuff
>Nintendo lowkey saying that their target demographic are children and soyboy manchildren

Can't make this shit up

You just did

why is the villager's face so gross

>lowkey
>soynigger outs himself as a melanin enriched primate

get out of here

Comparing that type of personality to a dog is something a human would do

To contrast with the ultra lewd face she makes in the other panel for comedic effect

Stop talking and making threads about this you stupid fucking manchildren.

Or else... what?

>Fucking furries
>Slugbox
Shit taste.

Monster Hunter World

I get that was the intent when she was drawn but something about her face is just offputting after the first panel.

snes joy con gamecube joy con and n64 joy con

We're gonna win again!!

Switch Sports

Monster Hunter 3 - 40/40
“Monster Hunter” World - 39/40

>0106

kys reposter

>Final Fantasy XIII - 40/40

>video games are for kids
what a revelation!

amiibo 2.

They're doing very well with the 18+ demographic, record sales good. Don't know why they'd push for the kids market. Probably a NoA decision, given they did the same shit with the WiiU and just dumped the older market by June 2013 to double down on a kids market they don't even appeal to.

Sorry that you don't find enjoyment in video games anymore.

What is this guys story

Some shitty game for manchildren, something even more childish than yoshi or mario

Pokemon Switch announcement and probably some Amiibo bullshit. Heard it here first.

why add the last part of the announcement though? "adults", "old", "those who are kids-at-heart"
I mean yea, lol manhildren am i rite?, but if that was the meaning, do you really think they would actually spell it out?
manchildren by definition like things meant for children, so wouldn't saying "this thing is for children" already cover the manchildren part? it has to mean something in my opinion

>Pokemon being announced in a Nintendo Direct

>Kiddy shit
Either info on the new Kirby game or something about Yokai Watch
Or something entirely new

>shit like silent hill or resident evil is for kids.
You just went full retard.

IT'S JUST A SWITCH WEBSITE / SOCIAL MEDIA FOR KIDS
YOU ARE ALL SETTING YOURSELVES UP FOR DISAPPOINTMENT

But you just made this shit up

>yfw its this with online play

I'll go out and buy a Switch.

Based on the wording of this, and Kimishima saying something along the lines of "targeting non-gamers with the Switch in 2018", there's no way this won't be drizzling shits. Which is unfortunate after the fucking killer year 2017 was for them.

The "everyone and their grandma" audience from the Wii days is gone and it makes me cringe every time Nintendo still shoehorns in some shit to appeal to them.

This image should have him posting from the Wii U web browser instead of a computer.

Why do you have this saved faggot

i want a game that features all the Nintendo girls and they have sex

I'd buy it desu. Not sure how it would work though

"Sweetch"

I wouldn't mind a Nintendo Land Deluxe

I had plenty of fun with the original

It has to be something Pokemon Related. Kids love Pokemon and it is something very related with nostalgia for grown ups. It has to be Pokemon related.

>targeting non-gamers with the Switch in 2018
basically all of Sup Forums, so that's a plus

Pokémon Snap 2
some of the Pokémon will be new, a teaser to the new mainline title on the Switch

SHIEEEEE

Kids these days haven't grown up with Pokemon, they grew up with iPads and shitty mobile games

Why Nintendo tries to capture an audience they have already lost years ago is beyond me.

What's next? Trying to get the SJW demographic?

Just give it up

Never gonna happen

>Kids these days haven't grown up with Pokemon
Yeah they have. Pokemon games sell 15 mil + consistently.

Kids these days loves pokemon, it's not what it was with my gen but it something still related to kids, I think it fits

It might actually be this for once.

pls!

how would takamaru's castle even work?

Magic

He must be padding his portfolio out for his Dreamworks application

yes they are

that would actually make sense

betcha it's garbage like a Wii Sports or Amiibo Festival successor

Will another game other than 1-2-Switch actually use the IR sensor?

I'll be something disappointing like Yoshi or Kirby

Nintendo can get away with it

for anyone wondering, it's 2h30 from now

For the love of god either make all cards NFC or don't do it. It will make pack weighing too easy if only the good cards are NFC so that I can never buy packs again for fun.
Although a port of the TCG Online game to switch would be great.

W-whoa th-that's a big Switch

I'd play with that joycon.

>children and manchildren
nu-Fire Emblem, 100%

Did you open your mouth real wide when you realized the direct was coming?

Stop saying lowkey you faggot

>Seventeenth month

Sure I guess. What kind of question is that?

>go through the game
>last level
>it's a bunch of single stage pokemon
>dunsparce, durant, etc.
>throwing food/bait/etc at them makes them evolve
i'm fucking ready

This but with a camera attachment for the real world to add to the 'experience' part.

>specially crafted for kids
its happenin

why are retards across the internet hyping this up? its going to be some new wiisports blue ocean casual shit

Pokémon would probably have its own Direct though.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if that's exactly what your average Switch owner wants.

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