IT WAS FUKIN NOTHING
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT WAS FUKIN NOTHING
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay so that was a waste of time. Direct when?
GET READY FOR NINTENDO FILLING FOR BANKRUPTCY
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NINTENDO FUCKING WON
>IT'S FUCKING CARDBOARD
Kinda neat but I can see why they were trying to avoid getting anyone hyped for it, it's pretty insubstantial.
repeat after me:
it's ok when Nintendo does it
You laugh now, but it will make them billions.
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>Make, Play, Discover
aka, we are too lazy to make our own games
I would rather have nothing
>Nintendo fans will pay for cardboard
>A
>FUCKING
>BOX
>no one liked 1-2 Switch
>everyone loved Zelda, Mario, Splatoon 2, even ports from Wii U
>still bothers to make gimmicks
is this what was supposed to make the "internet explode" ?
>Nintendo themselves say it's going to be something for the kids
>OH FUCK BROS ANIMAL CROSSING AND SMASH CONFIRMED
>it ends up being something for the kids
>WTF NINTENDO
You can buy Nintendo(tm) cardboard shit now
DOWNVOTE THIS FUCKING VIDEO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>INTRODUCING NINTENDO CARDBOARD
CARDBOARD
Pretty sure that was miyamoto's project.
I've seen that fucking robot running around smashing things back with the wii u.
NINTENGOYS WILL LITTERLY PAY FOR CARDBOARD
WOH WOAH WOAH WAOUHHH
BUY
OUR
CARDBOARD
Don't you love how this was first announced by the UK branch? Makes you think...
NINTENDO FUCKING WON
IT'S OVER SONY
>game for kids announced
>turns out it's a game for kids
WHOOOAAA
That new mech game looks sick though
Can't wait to see the Nintendo squad defend this
case in point
for what kids lmao
it's fucking CARDBOARD my dude
CARDBOARD
Don’t pre-announce it then.
this is so fucking embarassing
im a grown man and i own a nintendo switch
NONONONONONONO
Looks fun.
>people playing it up as a big failure
haha
ITS FUCKING GOOD OKAY
BUT I CAN GET CARDBOARD FOR FREE
not sure what all the shitposting is about, I think it looks kinda cool and as long as they're the same price as a normal game (looks like they come with a game) I think it'll be fine. I can see why they labelled this as a kiddy thing, though.
I like it
This is really neat though, especially for kids.
Are any of you actually mad about this? Or laughing at it? How does it elicit any kind of emotional response?
They said it was going to be for little kids.
>making things out of cardboard
It's like they learnt nothing from minecraft
THEY SAID IT WAS FOR FUCKING CHILDREN
JESUS YOU IDIOTS
if singles, this will revolutionize gaming
THEY THEMSELVES SAID IT WAS NOTHING AND YOU IDIOTS STILL GOT HYPED FOR IT
>Nintendo say they are gonna announce something for kids
>Announce something for kids
>Sup Forums gets mad
Who needs games when we've got our imagination?
this, it's some side project. that's why nintendo uk had the announcement.
It's actually brilliant. The ancient art of origami has its roots in Japanese culture. It is only fitting that a Japanese company bring this ancient art to new life.
>4 year old console does better than year 1 of new handheld
HAHAHAHAHAH
69.99
79.99
>> For packaging...
>Forgetting that Nintendo is a toy company
wa...wahoo...
The new Nintendo Carboard™ coming to you for only 299.99.
Welllll they warned : " for children & children at heart"... I TOLD TO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP
This is perfect for kids, it's not for any of you, get fucked
>tfw you pay for cardboard every time you pay p&p
$69 retail
only slightly more pricy
Who are you addressing and with which point?
I had a small chuckle but I don't know why anyone would feel legitimately upset over something that they didn't hype up and they said was for young people.
>IN
>FUCKING
>EUROPE
I am laffin'
yep
Oh God, I can see the Wojaks now. Lol, the fucking potential for memes.
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HEY
YOU
PAY 80 AMERICAN DOLLARS FOR SOME FUCKING CARDBOARD
>This is perfect for kids
Is it though? It looks unappealing for everyone
It looks fun. For 10 minutes.
>$59.99 + tip for cardboard
Holy shit the damage control LOL
>big market for DIY "learning while playing" kits
>Nintendo literally says its something for kids
>its DIY "learning while playing" kits
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SHIT FOR LITERAL CHILDREN OH NO NO NO NINTENDO IS FINISHED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOO
nintendies paid $20 for mcdonalds toys
NOW THEYRE GOING TO PAY $80 FOR CARDBOARD
Damn sorry nintenbros but now people have more ammo to shit on you.
as fucking weird as this is it actually looks impressive from a technological standpoint, from what we've seen so far
am i gonna buy it? hell fucking no
There's a game included you dolt
comes with the game
>Tune in for the greatest video game announcement of the decade!
I can't believe Nintendo thought this would fly
would be better as 60 but if the game part is solid then it could still work at 69
This is still retarded. Little kids already like Zelda and Mario, why bother making something that only kids will enjoy, but probably not even moreso than just a new video game?
this place relishes in laughing at things despite the fact that playing video games itself isn't a very respectable hobby
it's quite sad
>selling cardboard toys
FUCKING WEW
I would have played this if I was a kid.
Lucky cunts.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CAN'T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You tip your cashier at Walmart?
>70 bucks for fucking cardboard
Are you fucking serious?
FUCKING GEOMAG
The only thing annoying about this is that it will probably take away time in the next actual Switch Direct.
>Tune in for the game of the century!
Jesus christ Nintendo come ON
I watched the trailer just once so I'm not sure I get it completely, but it looks some some of paper crafts that integrate with the system and controllers themselves and with a game. Seem weird and creative. I like it a lot.
WAHOOOOOO
Nintendbois just can't catch a break.
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Keep crying
I know, I'm so startled that something they said was made for kids turned out to be made for kids!
you can thank miyamoto for that
>nintendo is bringing it back make it yourself kits
Fucking hell, i loved those when i was a kid.
how did /po/ reacted to this?
Kids love crafting stuff, and now they can even interact with it. It might work.
I almost felt off my chair. This can't be fucking real, haha.
Who said that?
>nintendo was back from the dead
>finally a console with no gimmicks and only utility
>then THIS fucking trainwreck happens
This
this is just
jesus fucking christ
>LITERALLY FUCKING CARDBORAD SHIT FOR FUCKING NUMALES AND MANCHILDERN