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it comes with the game

What's this hectic new méme?

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So $20 cardboard? That's not much better.

It comes with a shovelware 1 buck game on appstore/googlemarket

Here's your controller bro.

here's

so what happens when the cardboard inevitably degrades or breaks? The game is just rendered unplayable unless you buy more?

You can pick up free cardboard boxes from your local supermarket

You buy more cardboar and watch online how to make it again.

it's not actually just cardboard, watch the vid again - parts move, including what look like little vehicles so there's probably motors in there as well

>mommy makes choccy milkies
>spill it
>mommy has to buy another $70 box

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Say what you want dude, but this will bring back the memories of box forts and stuff as a kid to a lot of happy switch owners. Dunno what you are upset about 70 dollars AND a game? Worth it, for the value. And knowing Nintendo it won't be some crappy cardboard, it will be higher quality stuff that won't break easy. I'll let you be with your overpriced VR while I'm out and about playing on the go fighting robots and having fun.

Face it Sony and Microsoft can't compete with simple original innovation, just gimmicky hardware

It looks like some NES era plastic toy.

a cup full of liquid wouldn't be enough to destroy cardboard

Yo, can you shut the fuck up about this? Stop making these threads.

>playing on an airplane
>it makes a turn
>cardboard hits the wall and explodes
>have to ask mommy for another 70 bucks for a new set

>touch cardboard with greasy hands
>gets darker

Well hello there nintenkid.

There are people who still love making DIY projects. The robot thing seems pretty complex so i guess they can go even further than this. Im actually curious where they are going with this

I'll have to ask my wife.

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>And knowing Nintendo it won't be some crappy cardboard, it will be higher quality stuff that won't break easy.
maybe if it was pre 2005 nintendo but lately their accessories have been made cheaply. Either way kids will love this, I've already heard my 10 year old nephew talking about how this is the coolest thing ever. It'll sell like crazy and Sup Forums will hate it because they don't want to pretend like they're children even though the average age of this site is like 15.

This is a great thing for Nintendo, not just because kids might enjoy it, but because now they're properly going after the family market again like they did with the Wii.

They're really pushing hard for a big second year.

>I-ITS OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>It's fucking cardboard
>N-NO SHUT UP IT'S SPECIAL CARDBOARD ONLY NINTENDO COULD HAVE DONE THIS
>It's fucking cardboard
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SHUT UP! DELETE THIS
>fucking
>card
>board
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOW!

This is literally a 'find it under the couch 3 years later' tier accessory. What a bunch of fucking cheapskates.

it's fucking real
holy shit

Nintendo chairmen must be fucking unable to learn, YET ANOTHER FUCKING GIMMICK NOBODY WANTS, JUST PRODUCE A SANE CONSOLE WITH SANE GAMES

Microsoft: Here's some complex, microtransaction filled driving sims with 4K HDR rendering.
Sony: Here's some grim, violent third person action games with deep storytelling.
Nintendo: Here's some fun, wholesome accessory kits and games that the whole family can enjoy.

>buying the overpriced western cardboard when you could buy knock-off chink "cardboard" for half the price

Can you compete with that price?

Could you offer what they offer for a lower price? If so, why don't you?

>dad walks in
>A-Are ya winning, son?

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>so what happens when the cardboard inevitably degrades or breaks?
Silly consumer, you're not supposed to play products past their lifespan of several weeks!
Just buy another!

You're not a poorfag, are you?

Edit that with a cardboard box

This
Banishment of Nintendo manchildren when?

Fukken lol

gold

>while I'm out and about playing on the go fighting robots and having fun.
Holy shit. I didn't even think of that. Imagine you're out in public and you see some insane motherfucker going around with that retarded backpack made of cardboard on.

>our first year went really well, we had a few huge hits, how should we start off the new year
>boss, I have a proposal. Cardboard.
>fund it

Within a week of release, DIY kits will be available online that will be $10 bucks tops

The DIY community is going to go nuts with this and make their own custom kits that are far more elaborate not to mention what happens when third party devs get theirs hands on this.Imagine playing Metroid with a cardboard gun.

The sheer genius of this is completely sublime. They've created a whole new market and an entirely different experience. They're not just desperately copying PC like Sony and Microdick.

Point out one thing to me that's bad about this and I'll explain why you're wrong. This is literally perfect.

>hurr what about stains and it breaking?

Then just make a new one for 2 bucks you dumbass. What, you don't know how to do papercraft? What are you an idiot? You can make your own computer but you can't follow simple instructions on folding cardboard? lmao

Also there's no rules saying that a DIY kit can't be made out of a stronger and studier material or that it can't be fucking 3d printed instead. Fuck you could just print your own out of plastic or aluminum and have it be permanent.

The 3D printing industry is going to explode with this.

OH NO OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

When someone releases a template so you can make your own for free, are Nintendo going to do a write up on their website about how cardboard piracy is bad, like they did with emulators?

Is this the best meme of 2018 already? What can even hope to top this?

>Within a week of release, DIY kits will be available online that will be $10 bucks tops
bing bing wahoos only care about it if it has the nintendo logo on it.

>Imagine playing Metroid with a cardboard gun.
sounds fucking retarded.

No, since Nintendo probably doesn't care if you do, because you'll still need to buy the $60 software

>cum on it
>goes lighter again

>Point out one thing to me that's bad about this and I'll explain why you're wrong. This is literally perfect.
It's a waste of time and your dream scenario will not unfold. In short, it's going to be just as revolutionary as the EyeToy, Wiimote, the Kinect, the Playstation Move, and the Wii U Gamepad. You think there are all these possibilities, but alas, none will ever be realized.

The absolute state of Nintendo fans.

But the wiimote was revolutionary.

Oh my god they're expecting you to color it with fucking markers. Nintenbro took a whole new meaning.

I’m a nintendofag and I’ve been non stop laughing at this for an hour

This could be potential short lived copypasta

Once again people are going to blow this out of proportion. It's a simple fun thing that encourages a different kind of interactivity with your games, not the apocalypse. If you don't think it looks cool then it's not for you, don't buy it.

The BIGGEST problem with this is that they've announced it now, when people are really clamoring for Virtual Console and more information about the online service, which we're still mostly in the dark about. It's dumb to announce this now, when it's not really needed, instead of what most are demanding. The idea itself isn't terrible, though.

>Sup Forums will unironically make a thank you card for this

>DIY community
What DIY community? Are they gonna release an API for this shit so we can actually do something with it, or is it literally going to be the few shitty games they pack in with it? All you'll get to do is make cardboard cutouts to play the same crap.

Ah, indeed. Those motion controls really changed gaming. I remember that one game where you waggled the controller and it didn't work 50% of the time. Amazing shit.

The vehicles move because the joy-cons vibrate and make them shimmy.

IT'S
FOR
KIDS

I think the timing is what really blows this out of proportion. So many people in the anticipation threads were expecting a full direct or announcement of a new IP. Instead we got $80 cardboard. It's fuckin hilarious

Poo in the loo tier defence inc.
"Buy we shit in designated shitting street" "But its awesome creative idea"

This just means you can literally pirate it if you do the something close to the blue print doesn't it?

Here's my question. What's the point of the cardboard? If it's just ordinary cardboard, what makes this different from any of the gimmicky plastic addon shit that did nothing that was released back in the NES and Wii eras?

>The BIGGEST problem with this is that they've announced it now, when people are really clamoring for Virtual Console and more information about the online service, which we're still mostly in the dark about.
Probably because they have nothing good to announce.

Joy cons
From the controller name you can assume the future of the console.

Or just play without the cardboard.

didn't look like vibration to me

Well that's their fault considering Nintendo specifically told people the announcement was targeted at kids and "kids at heart."

Exactly. If they had done an Online Direct now, and then announced this in like 3 months, people would probably say "ok thats weird but whatever" and move on. Doing it now is kind of demonstrating how tone-deaf it can be when it comes to doling out information.

They just HAD a fucking direct. It's not their fault nintendofags are entitled shits who want ANOTHER one because they didn't get their fucking Smash Bros port

>It's not their fault
Then whose fault is it?

Are they actually serious? a cardboard box. Fuck me there is literally no defending Nintendo at this point and I say this as a Switch owner.

Nintendofags' own. They're never happy.

They should have packaged it with the direct instead of waiting a week just for this.

This isn't Nintendofags freaking out though. This is classic Sup Forums falseflagging. Look at any other site. Youtube likes are largely positive. Reddit realizes its meant for kids and like the idea. Sup Forums has proven once again they're the worst site for vidya because they can't even comprehend a childrens toy isn't marketed at them

Prove that you own a Switch, you black ass nigger bitch. Rhyme not intended.

Now we know where the string is coming from

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I bet a lot of this stuff will start falling apart after a few minutes of moderate usage

Poor /po/ threads going extinct by the dozens now.

What I think is interesting is only Nintendo faggots ever ask for proof. I never have to take screenshots of my PS4 order or any of my PC parts. You faggots really are little triggered bitches.

>scratches/chews your labo
>Switch cannot read cardboard, please reconfigure

holy fuck, someone needs to incorporate this into the gif somehow.

Nice to see Nintendo putting all those unsold Wii U boxes to use

Can't wait to pirate this shit.

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD CARDBOARD

>DIY community
>for 2 games
PFFHAHAHA how retarded are you? There's no dev kits to make apps you dipshit.

Hot damn. The delusion I've been seeing all day. You faggots are finished.

>people are paying to use the internet the already purchased RIGHT NOW and still have the fucking balls to make jokes about buying arts and crafts

Keep saying that. I'm sure it'll help make your case you fucking mongoloid.

>unironically defending this

wew lad

>so what happens when the cardboard inevitably degrades or breaks?

Steal homeless people's cardboard.

What delusion? You don't think it comes with the software?

FOLDED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES

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Do americans really do this?

>but this will bring back the memories of box forts and stuff as a kid to a lot of happy switch owners
Manchild mentality.

holy shit

Do you honestly, truly, think that makes it any better? Please tell me yes. I need a good laugh.