I'M AN IDORT WHO IS MOSTLY BIASED TOWARDS NINTENDO BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CARDBOARD SHIT

I'M AN IDORT WHO IS MOSTLY BIASED TOWARDS NINTENDO BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CARDBOARD SHIT

Someone at Nintendo was smoking some serious shit one day

>release date: 4/20
I believe it

A kid's game, where you build the accessory out of cardboard instead of using plastic accessories

Wii music 2.0 only shittier

It's not for you. It's for parents and kids to have fun together building little pianos, houses or robots and do things and then play games with them.

Christ.

>gf devs even say that kids would much rather be using their phones than actual toys
>still does this shit
Worst part is that the dislike ratio is low

Nintendos thing is innovating with products like this, yet every time they bring out something new Sup Forums is all surprised
If I had a young child this would be a cool thing for them. But I don't, you don't, and most people here don't even own a switch, so who cares?

Only on Sup Forums would they think kids play with cardboard instead of their smartphones in 2018

My kids do, they also like lego technic

lol your kids are gay, dude

why do they have smartphones if they're kids? Oh yeah let's give my three year olds developing brain a constantly changing box of pure information they can look at 9 hours a day for ten years, that'll be cool
I really feel old

>on the one hand, this isn't ruining any previously established franchises, so it can be easily ignored
>on the other hand Nintendo fans will be spamming it 24/7 saying that it's better than anything else in existence and that you should kill yourself if you ever dare touch a non-Nintendo product

It's gonna be a tough few weeks.

No, just post this pic and you win every argument.

>on the other hand Nintendo fans will be spamming it 24/7 saying that it's better than anything else in existence and that you should kill yourself if you ever dare touch a non-Nintendo product

what world are you on? nintendo fans are saying it's for kids

this
the thing is obviously geared towards kids but here are mostly adults already shitting an internet message board about it like it was made with them in mind

Nintendo fans are agreeing that this is for kids, faggot.
Stop thinking falseflagging = the general opinion.

>what world are you on?
The same world where Nintendo fans praise the Switch ports of Doom and Skyrim, claiming that they're objectively better than the PC version.

>muh portability instantly makes it better than the version with 60 FPS, modding, and billions of hardware and software customizations

You can only call it falseflagging for so long.

>claiming that they're objectively better than the PC version.
oh you're shitposting, next time don't be so obvious about it

You don't want to pay $70 to play with cardboard?

>pretending you have kids for the sake of your argument
If you really did you wouldn't waste time shitposting like a grown man. Kids of today are obsessed with tech and normal toy sales are dying year by year. They aren't gonna fork 70 for a cardboard when they got mobile games to spend bullshit on.

Go into any Switch discussion and ask them if portability makes it the best version. You will get a resounding yes every single time.

Don't cry shitpost because you're afraid of being wrong.

It's 4 kidzz. I feel bad for the parents who pay $20.00 + tip for cardboard.

I don't have kids, I was trying to get into the mindset of letting a phone raise your child

I don't think anyone saying it's the best verion or definitive over the PC version but that it's a decent port that isn't horseshoe Borderlands 2 on Vita levels of terribleness.

The real issue with Doom on Switch is that it's way too fucking expensive when you can just but a PS4 copy of it for $15 nowadays. It shouldn't be at $60 out the gate

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>I don't think anyone saying it's the best verion or definitive over the PC version
Stopped reading there.

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