Weekly EZA Thread

Weekly EZA Thread
Get in here and talk GOTYs
Why does the weirdest fucking news have to drop on podcast day

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I doubt we'll get a podcast today, considering the 384747492 hour long GotY deliberations.

blood is best boy

I really hope Ian isn't on this week.
I could do without the discussions regarding the mini-direct being nothing more than his high pitched squealing while furiously masturbating into Brandon's cup over Dark Souls coming to the switch.

It annoys me that they, like most other game news outlets, will make a big deal out of Dark Souls coming to the switch. Like, "Dark Souls on Switch" is the headline, a shitty "remaster" that might as well just be a port since it doesn't have improved resolution or framerate.

lets be havin it boys

As someone who is *shrugs* at best regarding Dark Souls, even I was pissed off when I found out how little their doing yet still calling it a remaster

so how did you enjoy 8 hours of ben moore monologue broken up by some scattered rambling?

They are too faggy to fight for the games they like on the goty. Kyle basically said lol, fuck Mario it won't win anyway, and fucked off.
The 2 hours goty discussion was awful. But I enjoyed the other ones.

Podcast is online, but I won't share the link. lol

kys ian

Dude, please.

Nah. Pay up, ma dude.

Their GOTY discussions were really weak. I was hoping for something more GBesque.

I wanna air my grievances some more over how god awful I find their solo-streams. Most of them literally just sit and play, their audio is shit, the setup is shit, the content is shit. Some of them don't even seem to interact with the audience at all, just sitting in complete silence and play.

Why? What's the point, nobody watches their solo streams, I rarely ever see more than 200 views, and if there is, it's probably for Bosman. Why don't they ditch this idea entirely? It's something they sink so much time into that contributes nothing to their growth. Instead just refocus the streams entirely and do more but smaller group streams 2-3 people streaming together instead of the full house, which those streams aren't good anyways due to how messy it gets.

Seriously, for a team of people with a patreon of 40+k it is unacceptable how bad their streams are, just drop them, they're an embarrassment.

That's because this time they were streaming the discussions live and as such had to be much more careful in how they argued.
You just know it was killing Huber to not be able to accuse them all if being part of a Jewish conspiracy trying to stop his nominations from winning.

Love and Respect!

Can you link me to the GiantBomb one? I watched all 8 hours of the EZA GOTY discussions and I thought it was pretty enjoyable. How does giantbomb stack up? Do they actually debate?

>my dude
You don't have it. Even if you do you're giving money to e-celebs as a substitute for genuine human connection and you'd probably be better off dead. It's cool though, tease us with the link on Sup Forums like a big man.

>Expecting Giant Bomb levels butthurt and savagery with love and respect limited
lmao

Their lack of professionalism didn't surprise me at all, considering how they discuss everything else. It ended up being about vibes, they didn't consider each game for more than 5 minutes using real arguments at all, Huber, the child, was memeing for most of the show, they stopped to eat stuff, people went off-screen and to the bathroom while someone else was talking, most didn't play most games etc.

Ben Moore wanted every game to be #1, I laughed when Ian said "you like too many games, Ben".

It bugs me that everyone is willing to suck dark souls dick but ridicule skyrim when they're both as bad as each other. Least the skyrim for switch gave motion controls and some amiibo crap. Souls will give nothing and probably charge full price for it while the industry will praise it like the sun.

>MFW they went to a fucking vote

>he wants it that bad
Glorious! I'm listening to it right now.

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The Giant Bomb GotY deliberations have a better format and they fight more for what they want, but it's not exactly "better quality". This year especially, it was terrible in terms of arguments used to support their games and caregories.

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The debates are better, they avoid voting in any kind and they are not afraid of talking shit about games.
The problem is that they have awful tastes, much worse than eza.
You can find their videos on youtube.

Based

got you my dude. hope the nail polish sale comes around again
hope you die

Giant Bomb is even more filled with non-arguments, if you can believe that, but it's a way bigger mess and thus, more enjoyable (25 fucking hours)

I actually really enjoyed how Eyepatch wolf did his game of the year discussion it basically went like a kill your babies discussion until they got to number 1. I wished the allies did this instead of the stream we had last night

For anyone that's interested
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It's insanely long though i had it on through multiple nights while i slept

>works every time

FUCK OFF YOU PARASITIC REDDITOR FUCKS

>tfw I've been listening to the old GOTY deliberations

Brad during the 2011 ones was pure savagery. Fuck, they had a much better dynamic back then, there was no tension in the air at all, just them shooting the shit together and arguing for their shit. The 2017 ones really were pathetic by comparison, hate to say it because I didn't dislike Abby before it, but she was absolutely god awful and really hindered discussion.

>they turned into boring BOTW shills
Disappointed desu.

The way Ian handled the final GotY discussion was retarded. He basically removed most of the discussion MAKING THINNING IT DOWN TO 10 NOMINESS POINTLESS.

>2011
Don't remind me. Fucking Skyrim. AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!

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>casually dismissed mario while basically shrugging and giving botw the win by default

BotW should've seriously been hotly contested. All the issues the game actually has should've been brought to the forefront.

they fell for their own positivity meme

>e-celeb
They're literally game journalists that are invited to E3 judges. You don't see clowns like Dunkey or Angryjoe get invited to that kind of shit.

>So much of their time dedicated to solo streams

Ben and Bosman have 2 hour chucks, Huber has 1 hour, and Damiani has 1 hour the rest of this week. They really don't spend too much time solo streaming, it's just there's 8 people to spread the Twitch time over.

That being said yeah the solo streams are pretty boring, but I've always found most streams to be boring. According to the discord there's going to be another tournament this year tho, maybe that will be worth watching.

I thought EZA would rep P5 or Nier bros.
Now the GB threads will laugh at us.

Oh, please. Not even him, but don't try to pretend EZA are above any other kind of e-celebs. There's nothing wrong with e-celebs on Sup Forums.

>I thought EZA would rep P5 or Nier bros.
Impossible with Brandon, Kyle, Ian, Blood and Damiani.

>m-my e-celeb is better t-than y-yours!
this reddit garbage doesn't belong here, fuck off back to where you came from and stay there.

Easy Allies kind of sucks, to be perfectly honest. None of them seem to really value games as the best medium.

Kyle
>Prefers sketch comedy

Brad, Ben
>Prefer anime

Bloodworth
>Prefers \m/ Christ Metal \m/

Ian
>Prefers music

Brandon
>Prefers Disney

Huber
>Values everything equally

Don
>Doesn't seem to even care about video games

Damiani
>Autism

They're legit journalists, not e-celebs.

Damiani would go full retard gorilla mode until Zelda won.

Kyle calledl EZA a "reaction channel" Their gametrailer days are over nothing but podcasts and streams they even screwed their betting specials over now by not making Kyle v Huber any more

>There's nothing wrong with e-celebs on Sup Forums.
you fuck off too
they are kotaku tier blogger nobodies. leave.

They're e-celebs, my man

Giant Bomb threads have been here for nearly a decade now. AVGN threads have been here before you even knew what a Sup Forums was. Look at the state of this sorry ass board. E-celeb threads are legitimately in the upper half of quality in this damn board. Hell, in this damn website.

When you manage to get rid of console wars, politics, tripfagging, pastas and waifu threads, then people can start taking you seriously when you come for the e-celebs.

No, all this trash has to go period.

Huber said in a Q&A a few months back that he does enjoy video games more than anything else.

>REEE SCANTILY CLAD OUTFITS

>You just know it was killing Huber to not be able to accuse them all if being part of a Jewish conspiracy trying to stop his nominations from winning.
Ben did accuse Ian of being a liar at least.

Would have been better if they did actual ranking instead of just debating between two games, which mostly just went into another autistic damiani and ben showing. Nobody wanted to be too confrontational about any of the other games and they wasted an entire hour or two just going down the liat being positive about everything. Needed to be more cutthroat.

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here it is guys

Thanks ben

We already got you, but thank you as well based user #2

Thanks Ultima

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>Huber
Well I guess I'm not listening to this.

I dislike Kyle. Maybe he used to be good, but he seems like a massive cunt now.

he's waiting for Keighley to give him a job

>patreon is 40k+
>youtube subs aren't even past 150k

how?

What is the point of subbing when their website shows all the newest videos anyway?

Does Keighley even have a job other than wait for the TGAs to come around

I miss Or Wars. I want Kyle to sing more terrible pop-punk songs.

>I'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
>A LOADED GOD-COMPLEX, COCK IT AND PULL IT

>The problem is that they have awful tastes, much worse than eza.
How is this possible?
I mean Eza tastes are fine, but pretty casual still

Where did the magic go?

Had to give it to Defy on their way out.

LINK I AM POOR

The problem with GiantBomb's is they seem like they play less games than other outlets. If several people played the same game, they can argue very well for/against it. Otherwise most of them can't get into a discussion because they didn't play half the big games of 2017 since they were playing too much PUBG

>"Horizon Zero Dawn looks cool, but I couldn't get over the cultural appropriation that happens in the game"
>"Uhhh, guys, I don't know if it's worth bringing up but Cuphead was influenced by racist cartoons of the '30s..."
>"I can't like Nier Automata, it has generic JRPG music and forces you to look upskirt to win!"
>"Dream Daddy Simulator is the best story of the year because it does things no other Visual Novels do! If I have played other VNs? No, I haven't, but I just know!"
>"Super Mario Odyssey is the game I needed in these troubling times in America, 2017 was so depressing, I needed Mario."
>"Wolfenstein II is an important game for 2017, it reminds us we need to punch bad guys in the face and not back down!"

Great people, and I'm not even considering the terrible "It's fuuuun! It's cohesive! It's soooo goooood!"

Sometimes I like some form of silence depending on the game
I only "watch" some of these when working and I prefer not having someone screaming into me all the time, and while Damiani is horrible and just play alone (while screaming sometimes, horrible), I feel like most of the others are doing fine

Thanks Ultima
>SNK Heroine
I predict a level 4 trigger from Bosman and Damiani, out of 5.

>Attributing different arguments made by different people to the same greentexts
Don't be a faggot.

>Kyle thinking that SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy is for woman

Is he just pretending or is he truly this pure? He acted this retard when he asked if Shantae was sexy.

It was a rhetorical question. He just wanted to hate on the game and have the panel go all morally outraged about it. That's why he complained that Damiani dodged his question.

I can't read either.

Japanese women tend to love this kind of games, but of course I doubt that's what he meant.

They were all said in the GB deliberations, I'm not saying it was the same person that said them all.

They pre-record it mongoloid

it was never there, everyone just wanted to hop on bosman sucess as a youtuber. After watching their podcast for several months i realized, i just look for some of those shining moments of The Final Bosman. Sadly the guy is a mere shadow of what he once was. I feel he truly hates himself for having the most unstable and manchild job in the fucking planet.

The chat was mad as fuck when persona lost it was really funny

They usually record it after the streams, I thought they wouldn't have recorder it earlier, but that's what they ended up doing.

I'm a little mad too desu. Haven't played much Zelda, but I don't think it's as fun as Persona or Mario. I don't care that much though. Which allies voted for which game?

Only Ben Huber and Brad voted Persona
I dont care one way or another these awards mean nothing and the interesting part are the discussions but chat was so mad

Three out of nine ain't bad I guess.

>Ben Huber and Brad
My men
Although I don't think P5 was that good. Fuck BOTW though.

they worked and did content knowing the end was near at any moment but didn't know when

3 out of 8 actually, Don didn't vote

>SNK girl games is simplified
>huge SNK fans autistically analyze the footage and find out it has even more wierd mechanics than XIV
Thanks Kyle great journalism
You can't even finish a fight without super so thanks fuck there's a simplified button scheme for it
>reee a new game on Switch how dare them, where are the port!
>Bosman trolling the fuck out of Dami

this is my last month funding them thru patreon
the content has been so barebones recently and the streams are so garbage
the only one I was interested in was Ben's Dojo but this nigga doesn't even stream fighting games anymore
He'll play DBFZ but knowing that retard, he'll do absolutely nothing to improve on the game.
Might as well call it "Ben attempts to play X" instead of Ben's Dojo

Cup of Jones?

Bless your soul user

>the souls retrospective is still not done

laughing out loud

>used to give them $60 a month, but cut it down to $5 out of sadness

>used to give them $80
>cut it down to $25
>cut it down to $5 4 months ago