People here actually defending and shilling for fucking cardboard

>people here actually defending and shilling for fucking cardboard
I never thought I'd see the day

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Welcome to Nintendo Life. Make sure not to hurt their fweelings.

i-it will sell millions! the CHILDREN will save nintendu!!!
it comes with gaem tho!!

I've gotta' tell you, I still plan on buying a Switch, but this is bizarre even for Nintendo.

It's soyboy central here

>pay nintendo $80 to build your own cardboard cuck shed

surprised Sony didnt get in on this first

People gobble up any garbage with the nintendo logo on it.

I'm buying one just to make you fuckers angry. :^)

How many times have you made this thread already?

How are these wojaks made so fast?

dude i know about zelda and mario 3 on the SNEHSS, i like nintendo they're great. you dont know what your talking about just stick to ebaums world okay.

POST MORE WOJACKS. NINTENDO'S SHARE PRICES WILL START DROPPING ANY MINUTE.

autism lol

yeah I've already been warned for criticizing this stupid cardboard trash. Fucking nintendo cock sucking mods I swear

So(n)yboys literally spend their entire free time making these.

The state of the board

Can anybody explain what the fuck this actually is? I mean, a fucking cardboard box that you strap to your back and it like... has strings, that attach to your joycons, or something? I mean what the fuck is it?

>angry
i feel sad for you

OC comin up

kek

based

lol

my sides

I seriously can't believe we live in this timeline. I can't even defend this shit anymore.

I'm not shilling for the product but the possibility. If 3rd parties can think outside the box then you could have flight sticks and spinners like old arcade machines had. Hell if Namco or Atari wanted to you could probably release a full arcade deck that uses metal

Please faggot, im a Nintenbro born and raised and this is too much for me too.

Then again, im technically more of a Idort since gen 5...

BASED

Cheap attempt to mimic VR from our favorite digital soy providers.

How will nintards ever recover?

>straps are pre-cut and meant for children
oh no

delid dis

VR but using what is already available to the system.

Put face on this meme any men play this

Yes, controllers out of cardboard are exactly what we need. Just imagine how great cardboard must feel when you're holding it for 5 hours, how responsive actual real life literal rubber band is inside the controller. Plastic just can't compete

Who's mad? Me? I am not mad i just pity you and laugh at you oh and btw there's already a switch emulator in the works so i get to enjoy your games while you buy overpriced cardboard just because it has Nintendo's logo on it :)

>LABIA

Why wait, record yourself burning money right now to make us angry. That'll show us

I respect the dedication you have to your craft

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I hope that box is WHIRRR-proof

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Stop it now! Don't you dare waste money! STOP!

sony shitposting has reached legendarily cancerous levels these past few weeks, literally looking for anything to get the heat of them and their progressive soystation

so fucking obnoxious

>all these guaranteed (You)'s from "defending" it

hi ugly lonely friendless autist

>he thinks spiting random anons on a norwegian crossdressing forum won't end up hurting his wallet and only his wallet.

It is, it gives cardboard cuts to the one doing the anal vore.

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>Spending $80 (eighty dollars) just to show internet strangers who's boss
I mean, it's your money dude

Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH.
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Yes, very pungent indeed, my dear.

no need to be jelly so(y)nybro
you can still use your Motion Controller
maybe soyny will give you a gud use of it some day

Nice projection lol. Me and my buddies are going to sit down and build some cardboard games together!

It's $60 for the game plus $20 for the cardboard.
$20 Nintendo branded cardboard.

NOOOO STOP IT

>shitpost
>get warned for shitposting
no fucking shit, sherlock

who is this

don't worry Nintendo will sell extra long sting on the side for $20.

nice one

Off to a good start this year

it's cool as fuck for kids - which is who its aimed at

Perfect example of the soy mentality.

>soystation
i play on PC but its pathetic how triggered you guys that you have to use their memes
dumb soyboy

2018 is gonna be one of THOSE years it seems, a shame since 17 was pretty damn good.

t. literal nu-fun soycuck

Its Nintensoys, what did you expect? They would buy literal shit if Nintendo sold it.

Okay. I don't really care, but make sure to tell everyone what it's like come April.

>and den we sold dem boxes of cardboard for $80 a piece! dose stupid gaijin wirr buy anyting!

Lame as fuck manchildren virgins LOL

>paying $60 for a tech demo

It's fucking cardboard. The Sonybros don't even have to try, you're just giving them ammunition.

You are just the punchline to the joke.

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are you winnin' son?

>STOP HAVING FUN ALREADY
>I CAN BEAR THIS ANYMOREEEEEE

That didn't stop people from trying VR on PC

Now what's all this then?

Kino
>Sony
Nigger I'm a Nintenbro and I think the shitposting is hilarious
You can't seriously believe a literal $70 cardboard would've been well received

>implying that your bullshit "emulator" will work
Have fun playing at 10 frames per second
Thanks for the replies! OwO

check out the comments on the das remastered youtube video that soyny put up. ps fans are literally the worst. it’s okay though, muslims are taking over europe and fifa will be banned soon enough.

Its called PsMoveService.
Made a vr setup for sweet fuck all money.

Lol. Notice how Nintenfags always gravitate to hating Sony. So insecure. Very sad.

>soy mentality
no, this is the epic memer mentality, you do appear to be upset though

>HAHHA I will show you guy by giving a multi-billion dollar corporation $80 of my parents's money for cardboard, that will show those meanies on the internet internet. Haha. Ha.

the joycons don’t go in the hands, one goes in the backpack the other is on the visor.

I almost feel sorry for Nintendies. Between WHIRRRR, Soytch, and now this, they've been getting destroyed by Sonybros and they haven't been able to counter at all.

>this was probably the highlight of this faggot's day

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Nigga it's a fucking tablet it shouldn't be that hard to emulate it

/biz/ here what do you think the margins are on one of these pieces of shit

Hi there ugly friendless virgin

>stop having fun
It hasn't even come out yet how the fuck can you have fun with it if it doesn't exist yet?

t. soylent ambassador

You, I, and this entire board damn well knows who is spamming those wojaks. Don't even try to pretend.

that was fast

Nu-Wojak is the greatest thing that has happened to this board

nice comeback. i thought you’d have more time in the day to think of funny wojacks since i’ve been fucking your girl.

There is no way in hell this will sell well.
Nobody is going to fucking pay 80 bucks for cheap cardboard toys and a mini-game.

>this shit is going to plague the entire Switch lifespan
>it's going to creep into directs and punctuate every Nintendo post or announcement

>tfw shitposting can actually make people purchase cardboard for 70 bucks out of spite

>i thought you’d have more time in the day to think of funny wojacks since i’ve been fucking your girl.
this is pathetic