Remember, as a citizen of the Empire it is your duty to report Talos worship

Remember, as a citizen of the Empire it is your duty to report Talos worship.

Never should have come here

Why don't you report to my Imperial dick?

Sorry citizen, as you know the Empire cannot do anything without our consent.

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>letting the dominion fuck you over
fucking imperialcucks

humanity is nothing without the empire

I wanna sodomize that Elf.

>wiping out nazi elf patrols on my Nord
Feels good man

ulfric is literally an elf cuck, dominion implant
nords are traitor shits

>your sliderfu will never be so good so as to make a good skyrim waifu
why live

Why is there no non-janky mod that allows me to rape thalmor bitches?

turn her around, i want to see the brown qt

And as a citizen of the empire it's also my duty to defend it's land from invaders

>6 years later and Empirebros still do not understand the dossier

It's actually impressive.

Would you rather be femdom'd by a cold disdainful Thalmor chick, or make a Thalmor chick beg for your human cock?

No, your Emperor signed that WGC, giving into every demand. You MUST report Talos worship.

fockin mindbreak all slots in skoorim andz maek my cock kingdom

He's an unwitting pawn but a pawn all the same. The absolute best possible outcome for the Thalmor is to keep the war going, second-best would be a Stormcloak victory. An Imperial victory is the worst-case scenario for them.

Neither, I don't stick it in crazy.

The first one, I don't want it if it's that easy.

Kill all elves and Nords

Who said it would be easy?

You don’t stick it anywhere

No, because wiping out talos worship is one of their primary goals in ending the world.

First one, as long as she doesn't peg me or do anything with my ass only rimming maybe

This.

Argonian for life

Boy it's a good thing the Empire doesn't actually intend to let that happen then, isn't it? It's just too bad Ulfric fucked it up and made it a lot harder with his stupid selfish power-grab.

And Thalmor aren't real, what's your point?

I'm with you man, femdom is all good but my butt is strictly exit-only

femdom is great but i dont wanna associate with altmer
would rather have a nord girl claim me as a mate

>triggered

Ulrric is the unwitting pawn yet it's the Empire that is letting the Thalmor abduct and murder citizens. Meanwhile Ulfric kicks them out of Skyrim.

Wow, really makes me think

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I'd love for some cold thalmor bitch to milk my dick until it hurt, though

*blocks your God*

>Empire that is letting the Thalmor abduct and murder citizens
I love how Stormfags always forget that the crackdown only happened because of Ulfric. Everyone was worshiping Talos without issue before he started throwing a shitfit.

nords dont bathe, they stink
imperial girls are the best, clean and cute and great house wives

>4'9

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>stay-at-home wife femdom

Repressed traditional girls are always the biggest freaks

The Empire is still letting it happen. I'll remind you that it was the sheer incompetence of the Mede dynasty that put them in the shitty poistion everyone is in. The Markarth Incident should have been the tipping point where the Empire struck back, but yet again they publicly bend knee to the elves.

Everyone in the Alession rebellion would spit on the Mede Dynasty.

The word you're looking for is compact.

What's that? I swear I heard someone speak but I can't see anyone.

>The Empire is still letting it happen.
They don't really have a choice, thanks to Ulfric. The Empire isn't at full strength, they NEED peacetime to recover for round 2 with the Dominion. Yes, letting people be disappeared by the Thalmor is shitty but it's better than starting another war too early and getting all of mankind curbstomped out of existence. If the entire Empire couldn't beat the Thalmor you really think some snowback dipshits on the other side of the continent can manage it?

It's 90% ENB and textures

Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

I have ENB and textures and my waifu has an ugly face.

Fuck off piss skins.

It's funny how people loved the Dunmer hating outlanders but it's not okay when the Nords do it.

Just put a bag on her head.

Why would your dominatrix gf work when she can make her slave earn money for her. A true femdom gf makes her slave set up their paycheck to direct deposit into the gf's bank account. Then the slave has to beg and lick her feet for access to "her" money.

>not wanting a musky unshaven woman riding you like she's in heat
faggot

are you a paypig

>we_demand_to_be_taken_seriously.jpg

I can't into sliders at all so I just download a preset that I like and change the eye color and hair.

>being into findom

Yes I do. The Thalmor had the element of surprise in the Great War because the Medes underestimated them, they could not take Hammerfell, what makes you think the Dominion is ready for a war? The Nords arevthe only race of Man with a history of getting shit done. In the damn 3rd Era the Nords crushed a combined Redguard and Breton army to retake lost holdings from the Skyrim conquests. You think some lanky fucking elves are going to give them trouble?

>dubs names my band.jpg

Jfc that hair, really?

nah, the idea does kinda turn me on, but it's too prone to scam and abuse when I really think about it.

It would be a neat thing to do if you were already in a femdom relationship with a steady gf tho.

Why the fuck weren't the Thalmor a joinable faction, was Bethesda that lazy ? I wanted to join the dominion goddamn it they could have done so much

You know this is actually a thing right? It's called findom

>nords don't bathe, they stink
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Breton girls > Nord girls > Imperial girls

yeah, I know it's a thing
I also know there are fake-doms who take advantage of people into that fetish.

>Imperial Race is still locked behind a wall in TESO
>base game gives you 500 Crowns (the premium currency) and a month of the special subscription shit gives you 1500 Crowns
>Imperial costs 2100
This is so fucking infuriating and insulting that it makes me not even want to try that fucking game.

>without our consent
Well yeah, that's why it's called rape.

So is Talos Shor now?

Why would you even want to play Imperials? They are the most redundant race in TES.

How about the dude on whiterun who screams about talos each morning?

they're the masterrace, i always play em so i can teach traitorous inbred nords, disgusting elves and other scum whose boss

Oh shit do you see that clown car?

They are not the masterrace, not even close to being the masterrace. Their greatest lone of Emperors were fucking Bretons. Imperials are so irrelevant as a race they couldn't even win their freedom from the Aylieds with the help of the Nords.

How have they never caught this guy? Every time I get down to the cloud district I have to walk past this asshole screaming about Talos in public. Has a shrine and everything.

without the help*

Can't I just make her beg to put her out of her misery after the rape?

Because I'm a Romeboo and I like their aesthetics and culture the most.

And how are the redundant when they the constant ruler of mankind?

name one Imperial of historical signifiance
Alessia does not count, she was a full blooded Nede and fucked bulls

there is no such thing as "imperial" they are either colovian or nibenese

How's that Thalmor cock taste?

Because they aren't. Reman was the last legitimate Empire the Imperials had, and again it was with the support of the Nords(and Akaviri) because Reman was Dragonborn. Septim's Empire (who was a Breton mind you) only came about because of Hjalti getting help from Wulfharth and then acquiring a reality breaking brass golem. I mean really, the only significant thing Imperials have ever done was fucking over Akatosh and driving him even more insane than he already was.

>that three-point chin

Ruined it

>femdom'd by a cold disdainful Thalmor chick
Didn't this happen to Ulfric?

the defeat by the thalmor was because the realms betrayed the empire and bought into elf lies, specially the human provinces like skyrim and highrock should kill themselves, humanity WILL be pawns of the elves without a strong empire, its a fact

Friendly reminder that Altmer are the only thing keeping Numidium from fucking up reality: to over-simplify it after Hjalti betrayed both his friends and activated Numidium to invade Summerset, the Brass God eventually got stuck in a side dimension of sorts where Mirror Logisticians (OP as fuck Aldmer mages) have been fighting him ever since.

Its when they finally fail in the 5th Era that Numi returns, destroys the planet and wipes out most life, and almost all humans

Nah, if stopping talos worship really was their number one priority than they wouldn't try to prolong the civil war, they put their political goals first.

REMOVE THALMOR

>Everyone in the Alession rebellion would spit on the Mede Dynasty.
not a fair comparison, Alessia had a gay lorkhanic robot from outer space, a bull, and was a dragonborn

better to be wiped out than to live as slaves to the shitty elf empire

Why are the Altmer trying to stop the Numidium if they want to destroy Mundus as well?

>SKYRIM FOR THE NORDS!
>Windhelm is the most multi-racial city in the province
Remeber that ANTI-Empire is code for ANTI-HUMAN!

>now
he became Shor the moment he, wulf and zurin ascended as Talos oversoul

>ignoring Zurin who is 1/3 of Talos and was an imperial battlemage

Those Altmer predate the rise of the Thalmor, also Thalmor want to return to primordial soup, they don't want to be fedora tipped into complete non-existence

>Remeber that ANTI-Empire is code for ANTI-HUMAN!
i mean it quite literally is, as i said without a strong empire humans will be nothing but cattle for the elves and their games

I can't do that, they just look like shit unless you use the author's ENB, skin, and whatnot.

>Insinuating that the result of the civil war has any bearing on the whole man vs mer thing

Man has been consistently backed up by the Divines. If the elves keep up their faggotry, you can bet your ass that it's gonna be premiere night for Pelinal Whitestrake 2: Electric Boogaloo very soon. So whatever happens in the civil war is of no consequence.

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