It's not just for kids, you know

It's not just for kids, you know.

how do you clean it out though

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that's gonna chafe though

Lick it out

Bellyposter still at it, Your the best man, keep it up

Bros, how do I stick my fleshlight into this? How do I get some involvement? I have a thing that I attach to it that makes porn move faster depending on how I'm thrusting already. Lets get some original ideas going on.

you dont

Sounds unsanitary. I bet they target Melee players.

got a link for nudes?

now this i can get into

Hot.

go back to noill's shitpost den 'tank

I can't wait for Joseph Anderson to tear Nintendo a new asshole over this

It's going to be glorious

Heyo

Nobody cares about your ecelebs
End yourself

But it's cardboard. It is disposable, biodegradable and cheap.

Do you know how much it'll costs to replace it? It's genuine Nintendo hardware.

Needs a lighter in the hole for that genuine fire puss.

>releases 4/20/2018

yeah because you would have to be high to buy this

Gimme an invite you frick

Nintendo will replace any damaged goods

>there are 20 months
you're already high af

Clearly they're simply celebrating Hitler's birthday like how any decent company would.

April 20th 2018 user

>the joycons are not the breasts/nipples
dropped

the Xenoblade controller should be at chest height since its literally her chest scheme

Christ user what the fuck are you smoking?

that's not what you wrote you sick pothead

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The pattern is free, confirmed. The game and the first set of premade patterns and cuts is really all your buying.

Shut up Europoor, nobody cares about your stupid way to write the date.

Can they replace most that owns the switch? Because most of them are damaged goods.

shit i just nutted all over my face

>Pyra

Got yourself a real waifu, pleb.

Pyra is got tier you peasant. And she comes with her sister.

>6 months later once the Switch is hacked for homebrew someone is definitely gonna make a porn game and that pattern with a fleshlight slot

*Nintendo cardware

LOOK GUYS
IM FROM EUROPE
IM ON AN AMERICAN SITE IN EUROPE LOL LOOK AT ME LOOK
DID YOU GUYS KNOW WE WRITE OUR DATES DIFFERENTLY THAN AMERICANS DO!? DID YOU!?? GUESS WAT
WE DOOOO!!!!! AND TO REMIND YOU OF THAT I WILL PLAY STOOPID AND PRETEND I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TYPING
THE JOKE IS........
I ACTUALLY DO KNOW! TROLLOLOLLLLL!!!!
EP! EP! EP EP EP! EPIC NAE NAE STYLE

>Newt will never grab you with her massive secondary arms and force you balls deep into her over and over again after you've already cum in order to milk every last drop out of you

>not using the ACTUAL paper waifu
You fucking retard OP.

I want to cum inside Morag!

End your lives

Poor taste user.

This can be improved. Make arms and use string to connect with legs. Similar to the mechanics of the robot kit

Wrong

Nia>Newt>Pandoria>Tittybunny>Adenine>Brighid>Sexbot>Finch>Tsundere Pyra>Ursula>Generic Female Blade>Pyra>The Trap

Her legs can vibrate in 1000 different ways!

>IM ON AN AMERICAN SITE
It's a worldwide website that uses english because it is a primitive, easy to learn and hence widely adopted language.
Хoтя мнe ничё нe мeшaeт и нa poднoй мoвe пoгoвapивaть, ecли пo чyть-чyть.

The servers are in America retard