Well Nintendo I made it, despite your directions

Well Nintendo I made it, despite your directions

And you call them "Labos" despite the fact that they are obviously cardboard.

It's a regional dialect.

From what region?

I thought we were preparing to die tonight?

Ah, Dark Souls Remastered, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable Direct!

Nintendo of Japan

No, no! I said "prepare for tough challenges!" That's what we call the Dark Souls slogan!

NO AMIIBO? WHEN THEY OBVIOUSLY WOULD SELL AMAZINGLY AND BE A BIG DIFFERENCE FROM YOUR COMPETITORS? Yes. Oh, well can we at least have cross platform play? No.

>dark souls amiibo
Fuck you I didn't know I wanted that until now
>sif
>artorias
>elite knight
>lautrec
>solaire
>onion
>AYE SIWMAE
>priscilla
Fuck, I'd buy 'em all

"GOOD UMBASSA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE!?"

"Lost Izalith"

"LOST IZALITH!?"
"THIS EARLY IN DEVELOPMENT!?"
"IN PLAYABLE CONDITION!?"
"WITH ENTIRELY NEW LIGHTING!?"
"LOCALIZED ENTIRELY ON THE SWITCH!?"

Well i'm from Kyoto, and I've never heard the term 'Labos' before.

Oh no, not in Kyoto, it's an Osaka expression.

Yes!

>lost izalith
>playable condition
keep dreaming

May I play it?

No.

>SEYMOUR THE GAMES NOT FINISHED

No

"No"

No, mother, it's just a beta!

No mother that's intentional level design.

What the fuck is with the resurgence of steamed hams? It's been literally a decade since I last saw this shit on Sup Forums.

I'm not complaining, at least it's "Glad you could make it Uther" tier fun unlike SNEED posting

Well Nintendo, I made it, despite your lack of information...

One of the writers tweeted out the first draft of the script a little while back, and started retweeting the memes.

Ah, /v /- Videogames, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable Announcement!

Ah, /v / - Videogames, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable Announcement!

BUT WHAT IF I WERE TO TAKE CARDBOARD AND DISGUISE IT AS MY OWN GAME?
DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH NINTENDO

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the weapons are already on amiibo stands, not sure what amiibos would do in game though

Oh Mama mia!

My big announcement is ruined!

But what if... I were to buy everyday cardboard and disguise it as my big announcement?

Hohoho, Delightfully devilish, Nintendo.

...

This is fucking cringe.

Sup Forums! I was just uhh, setting up the virtual console, care to try it?

>This is fucking cringe.

Why is there kids at heart on your big announcement?

Oh! that's not Kids at heart, thats just the fun we're going to be having from the big announcement, mmm fun!

kek

Stay mad you fucking little nigger

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chucks fuck and suck

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INB4 DARKSOULS CHARACTERS IN SMASH

Well Sup Forums I hope you're ready for some fun times with Nintendo Labo!

I thought you said we were having a big announcement.

>Nintendo, with their peripheral fixation
>The Anons at Sup Forums are gonna need their medication
>When they see Nintendo's latest creation
>There'll be trouble in town, to-night!

that is literally the joke how nu r u

Ohoho no, I said Nintendo Labo, that's what I call a big announcement!

You call Nintendo Labo a Big announcement?

Yes, it's uh- Nostalgia pandering.

Really... what year?

1981

good shit user

Really, Well I was around in the 80's and I don't remember ever hearing about any Nintendo Labo..

Will he be in Smash?

Oh, no not the 80's, it's an 18th century pandering.

No mother, it's a feature

how can it be nostalgia pandering if its a new concept.
What the fuck are you thinking?

>Big announcement

So now we aren't even going for accuracy?

Why would it be released on a console for literal children again?

Ah I see.

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Ye gods, my port is ruined!
Hmmm... What if, I were to upscale the resolution and disguise it as a remaster? Hohoho, delightfully devilish, Nintendo!

top kek

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Ah, yes. *cardboard folding noises*

Yknow, these Nintendo Labo kits look an awful lot like the cardboard they sell down at the UPS store.

CHUCK'S FEED AND SEED

Ohohoho no, Patented brand Nintendo Labo, old company secret.

oh shit. lol

See, You say that It's a Nintendo brand secret, despite the fact it's obviously cardboard.

You know, these Switch games look an awful lot like the games they have for the Wii U.

I uh..
You see-
Well-
Excuse me for a moment

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how is it a big announcement if they said what type of thing it was gonna be beforehand

did people honestly think it was gonna be something big or is it just the Smash beggars again

Oho ho ho no, patented Switch exclusives! Fresh new releases!

Well I'm pooped, good times were had by all.

Yes, I should probably get go-

keep this shit going. i wanna screencap the FUCK outta this thread.

GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT?!

Japan time?

J-japan time?!

AT THIS TIME OF DAY
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR
ON THIS SIDE OF THE WORLD
LOCALIZED, ENTIRELY BY NINTENDO OF AMERICA?!

cringe

jesus christ dude, save yourself the embarrassment and fucking stop this cringetrain

Yes!

Until now only the Ausie version gave me a good laugh

>Umbassa
>Lost Izalith

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>tfw so far the best meme of 2018 is just a rehash of a 22 year old Simpsons scene
Western culture is dead

its 'egads', not 'ye gods' you dipshit fuck. he's not a fucking pirate

...May I see it?

No.

Yes, and you call it 'egads' despite the fact that it's obviously 'ye gods'.

This fucking thread.

Screencapping it all.

Don't put me on the screencap fag.

>he doesnt know about reigonal dialects

Hi future Sup Forums!

WHERE'S THE SOURCE SONYGGER?

>knows you faggots will overreact to this shit

But dammit if you lovable faggots don’t do it in the best way possible