Has a girl ever beat you in video games?

Has a girl ever beat you in video games?
Not trolling but serious, how do you react to something like that?

My girlfriend beat me at MvC2. It was her first time playing a fighting game. She normally just plays Minecraft.

I react no differently then if a guy beat me

You git gud.

No. I stomp a staggering majority of men. Women do not compete.

I got the shit kicked out of me in mario kart. And wtf do you mean how do I react?

this almost happened to me when I was playing smash 4 in college
I still ended up winning and got a bj later
idk what I would have done if I lost

I let my girlfriend win when we play games. I try to keep it close though, so she doesn't suspect it but sometimes I accidentally win.

It's a fine balance but if I want to get her into gaming I have to subtley fees her the high of winning.

You'd be the one giving the BJ?

>tfw no gf to play together

>Has a girl
No.

A girl beat me in Burnout Revenge sometimes
She was like laying on me though so who cares

Not yet, no. My gf has played a fair amount of Injustice 2, and is pretty good with Captain Cold, but she hasn't got a win yet.

Not that I can remember.

I'm sure it's happened online and I didn't even know it. In person thought? I don't recall any time.

>captain cold

Tell her to get some taste, damn.

>first time playing
Son, I got some new for you...

Her choice. She thought his gun was cool and was immediately laughing at the females on the roster.

Captain Cold is a great villain FOH

is that the chinese version?

When I was a kid I had a friend that'd beat me in literally everything
Including wrestling
I really miss her

is she dead?

Is that Majin Buu?

Never ever. Women are inferior beings.

I hope not, it's just that we eventually went to different schools and I only remember her first name so I can't find her online

haven't you got any yearbooks?

No he isn't He's Mr. Freeze's gay dungeon boy who gets his shit pushed in by The Flash on the regular. Mirror Master is the only good Flash comic villain.

One time i was playing street fighter with dad, mom said she wanted to play too and dad gave her the controller, she just pushed every fucking button and waggled the joystick and won.

Nope, we don't get yearbooks in my country

Yes...

>country

Reverse-Flash and Gorilla Grodd faggot.

Also, Mr. Freeze has said that Cold's gun is more dangerous than anything he'd develop as it's designed solely with combat in mind.

What is he without the gun? Some faglord that looks like a Nintendo Ice Climber.

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I forget sometimes that Sup Forums has foreigners on it.

And extremely efficient bank robber and leader of a group of villains.

where the fuck do you live that they dont have yearbooks?

America is one of the few countries to do year books.
Many countries take class pictures though like in China.

Not him but here in Brazil there's no yearbook nor any kind of memento

nah, all the girls i knew/know only cared about gittin drunk or just hated vidya

I thought Brazil did end of year pictures?

I'm not very good at Street Fighter but I was able to beat my cousin who'd never played it pretty easily and consistently, even going easy on him, and Street Fighter is much easier to pick up than Marvel.
So what the fuck did you do wrong

They're... humans right? I havent seen another human being in so long that i cant tell, and I'm getting vague doll signals.

Nope, at least not in any of the 5 schools i went to, maybe in some of the richer schools but i wouldn't know

>I havent seen another human being in so long that i cant tell
user how do you eat

>Are they human
No ,she is a doll
But she is my wife

I got one when I finished High School

I have 2 years of canned food stockpiled in my cupboard.

And how much did you have when you last saw a human?

I thought all the Gelflings were exterminated

It might had been the rich schools. But I did remember seeing a few posted on Sup Forums by Brazilian posters

I get it, you like him....but I don't. I would have much rather seen Mirror Master in the game with a moveset similar to Smoke from MK.

I haven't been outside in 7 months, but even when i was going outside, i did very little interaction.
I'm pretty sure i meet the definition of hiki now.

>Gelflings

It always gives me a warm feeling when I find a female that's anywhere near my skill level. One that's actually better than me would feel like winning the lottery.
Now put the doll in the bag, nerd.

That ship sailed a long time ago mate.

You let the girl win you dipshit

Yes, you do.
Why would you choose this lifestyle?

Well i believe it's worth noting i live on the north east region, most Brazilians you'll find on the internet are either from São Paulo or Rio de Janeiro which are considerably more developed than the shithole i live in, maybe it's somewhat common over there i dunno, kinda curious now

Yeah, so would I. I like Cold, but I'd have preferred Mirror Master in a fighting game. Was really hoping he'd make it in as DLC instead of Sub-Zero or Raiden.

n-no please the bag is too small

It's actually the life, the wagies were just bullshitting you about it being depressing because they realise you need people to work to keep society afloat.

I listen to a ton of audiobooks while playing vidya so i have fun while learning about all kinds of things, I'm also learning japanese and german on the side.

I can also shitpost with you lovely fags if i ever need company, you guys have been my only friends.

Wait, there are worse places in brazil than sao paulo? I thought it was THE brazillian shithole, did max payne 3 lie to me? Where do you live and how much of a monkey are you?

>It's actually the life
Is this you?
Humans are social creatures and even if you haven't gone crazy yet, you will.

>how do you react to something like that?

The exact same as when a dude beats me. What kind of dumbass question was that?

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I'm getting my social needs met by talking about vidya with my friends here.

I much prefer talking in the 2D space then the 3D, i find its much more genuine too.

My wife beats me at Rocket League all the time.

She also really good that she beats all my male friends at Mario Kart, as well as other people when we go go gaming conventions. It’s pretty hilarious to see their emasculated reaction.

My sisters are far better at Mario Party than I am

Britbong here, but we don't get yearbooks either. Just seems to be a Murrican thing. We did get a DVD with some pictures from prom and some other stuff though.

>Man beats me at a game
>Well fuck, good job
>Either practice to get better or move on with life
>Woman beats me at a game
>Well fuck, good job
>Either practice to get better or move on with life

nah, i've never played vidya with a girl
i only know one girl that plays videogames and i think she is ugly

Leafs get both. Like always. Just fuck us from both ends.

NEET of 8 years here. The only time I ever bother to go outside is to walk on rainy days because it reminds me of the few good memories I have from before I was a NEET. I don't know how the fuck you enjoy this place. Most of these days I look at the catalog and all I can see it that "you're here forever" sign. If it works for you that's fine though. Welcome to the family.

My gf kicks my ass at DDR. I can barely play difficult and she’s always on the hardest difficulty

I know this post is trying to imply girls are bad at games but a lot of my female friends are really good at games. They're also not the typical gurlgamer type though so they actually play and not just for attention. When they beat me in fighting games it feels like losing to a male.

I'm from the northeast too and it really just comes down what part of the city you live in.
If you go to a private school you'll see every Stacy with fucking gold watches and everything, if you go to a public school you'll see kids smoking weed after class.

Hoo boi the fedora meme. Nice one. How would you react then?

Why the fuck would São Paulo get this kind of reputation? It is pretty much our Metropolis. I could somewhat understand Rio de Janeiro because of the famous favelas, but São Paulo? No way man
I live in Pernambuco and i no joke feed bananas to these little fuckers from time to time, our city have holes on the road everywhere and someone actually died from falling on one and getting trapped there on the rainy seasons, my house is surrounded by two shady empty lots and there's two favelas nearby though they're not over the top as the Rio de Janeiro ones. I've witinessed gunshots on the street while me and my brother were pretending to fight each other based on FX Fighter and i roleplayed the gunshot as being one of the moves that a character named Kwondo used, then my brother said it was actual gunshots and i ran straight home like a fucking rocket, the next day a picture of my house was featured on papers in an article about a woman that died in that gunfire

tl;dr, i'm an ascended monkey

>my wife
friendly advice: train your kids to be eSports athletes. Thank me when you retire

I used to make bets with my babysitter. If I lost to her I'd have to smell her feet for an hour. She beat me every time.

No whore has ever beat me on any games, obviously.

I get most of my socialization online too and I don't like it.
If I wasn't a neurotic wreck I'd go out at least once a week.

It's pointing out that girls are far less likely to be dedicated vidya players (phone games don't count you dumb faggors), by extension a skilled female player is very rare.

How do you react to being beaten by a demographic that statistically has a lower chance of emerging victorious.

jesus m8 stay safe
t. argie

I'm not very good at videogames, I just like buying them. So my lesbian friend often kicks my ass to the point where I'm the only one having fun trying to surpass an insurmountable challenge. Afterwards I feel bad for boring her and putting her in that position.

where do you buy a doll like this? any recommendations?

I dont understand what the issue with being a NEET is, isn't all this technological progress (washing machines, vacuum cleaners) designed to FREE up more time? NEETs are living in a paradise in which they have all the time in the world, and access to the internet in which they can see and learn anything they want.

If you cant find happiness as a NEET, i think you've got pretty serious issues.

With surprise, as it's more rare to find dedicated female vidya players, much less skilled ones.

Two friends of mine sometimes drop by my place and we play vidya for hours. One of my friends is a girl who really enjoys kart racers, especially Mario Kart. Beat me one or two times, but she has never come close to beating me at ASRT

a grill I was close with would crush me at rhythm games. beat her at everything else tho.

My ex-girlfriend beat me in bushido blade a few times because I had played very little when I was younger

I ended up beating her when I figured out throwing and blocks though

how does having a lesbo friend feel like?
is she cute like in my jap animes or is she a butch?
is she at least a cool butch?

Well there were certainly no golden watches in the private schools i went to, though even then there's tiers to the private schools, i remember that one of them had a fucking McDonalds on the fucking campus, i certainly didn't study on anywhere like that

Problem is no one really chooses the neet life, while sitting in your ass all day may sound appealing, more than half of the people that are neets would rather live a normalfag life.

Fuck, people like you are the ones who should be moving to all those cucked white countries instead of the syrian niggers who go to sweden solely to fuck little girls and get paid for being retarded subhumans.

I've never witnessed a shooting or even held a gun, worst thing i've seen is a cat getting ran over by a truck.

Im not pushing that 50/50 meme but I think more women play games at an average or high level than a lot of people realize. It's not hard to be average at games, its hard to be skilled and there lies the mythical "no girl gamers." Out of the 20 or so female people I consider friends 13 of them play at an average or higher level, yes anecdotal evidence at best/confirmation bias etc but that's really all anyone can go on unless some legit studies come out.

I want a loli doll so bad

The odds of any girl selected at random beating you at your fighting game of choice are pretty low, but the odds of a girl who plays the game regularly doing it are about the same as a guy who plays regularly doing it.

Those people just cant control and manage their urges properly, the only reason i can think of as to why someone would want to go out and socialise in 3D is for the women.

Back in the days of Halo 3 and CoD4 MW
I had a little high school gf
She would absolutely trash my ass in CoD and the opposite would have on Halo
Hanging out when we decided to play games would consist of us playing CoD, me raging after I get my ass raped
Her agreeing to play Halo, me tearing her ass up on that and then her raging and us going back to CoD until we got tired of gaming