Otacon ending>Meryl ending

Otacon ending>Meryl ending

>tfw You didn't save Meryl because you're shit at video games

>wanting to end the game with a turbo virgin with pissed pants clinging onto you instead of a hot chick who you will romance hard

emulated it recently for 1st time. thank god for quick saving

French kissing Meryl's anus > any kind of gay sexy with boney Otacon.

Snake is an assman and Otacon got no booty. He ain't into that shit. But I'm sure he eat Raiden's big girl butt out.

>turbo virgin
user that’s like 99% of Sup Forums

>you will romance hard
Snake dropped Meryl between 1 and 2. Also, don't forget she gets ugly and marries the joke character. Meanwhile, Otakon is his total bro.

Otakon + Snake is a perfect virgin + chad friendship, even if Otakon loses his virginity in MGS4.

>turbo virgin

The dude fucked his own mother which led to his father to commit suicide and his sister to crave his dick too.

Honestly, how the fuck can anyone take MGS seriously when shit like the above sentence is actual canon and the character in question is supposed to be one of the good guys? Japs are the biggest bunch of perverted freaks on the planet.

>even if Otakon loses his virginity in MGS4.
My man...
>Japs are the biggest bunch of perverted freaks on the planet.
Otacon being seduced isn't played for laughs, it's the catalyst for Otacon and Emma being separated, as well as leading into Otacon's monologue about
>You and I, we were always alone.

>The dude fucked his own mother
Stepmother. Gigantic difference

Not really. The basis for not have sexual relations with your family is not just the genetic ramifications of having a child otherwise nobody would have any issues with incest as long as you don't procreate.

Otacon is a chad and clearly the better choice

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>you get to date Sup Forums

Venom Snake is best Snake.

his thighs are bigger than his girlfriend's

>she gets ugly
Get some taste, casual

>even if Otakon loses his virginity in MGS4.

He lost that to his stepmother long before he even met Snake.

No. You always rescue the girl over the nerd that pisses himself.

i went with otacon because i understood him

meryl was just a thot

Why did they give him such nice big girl butt and thighs? It's really hard not to be gay for that shit.

Huey deserved it.

But Raiden's gay for snake, not the other way around.
Snake and Otacon is a great non-gay gay couple.

>someone is a bad guy just because his mother molests him

Because he was designed to appeal to young female Japanese. Ever seen what that demographic lusts after? The faggiest of fags that ever fagged.

you think after all the shredded masculine homosexuality present in MGS that kojima gives a fuck about twink interest? he made Raiden the way he is to fuck with fans who wanted another Solid Snake

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>Wanting Meryl "I fucked the soldier who shit himself" Silverbourgh on your snow ski

>Kojima received much fan mail; one letter was from a girl who stated she did not want to play a game with an old man. He took this into consideration; he and his team designed a character more appealing to women, resulting in Raiden's appearance.

yea its totally believable and in character for Hideo fucking Kojima to compromise his artistic integrity because a random girl who plays MGS doesn't want to play a muscular man, despite the rampant beefcake homosexuality he personally felt compelled to insert throughout the series

read it in their voice

>Hideo fucking Kojima
>artistic integrity

Now you are just being silly. And Kojima clearly hates fags personally, every other one in the game is an evil prick.

Johnny was handsome and alpha as fck. He wasn't some nanomechines using pussy.