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OP, do you really think anybody on this board would understand anything logical?

That entire thing confuses me.

>replying to yourself because no one else wants to reply to your shit thread

maybe we realize kids deserve better?

Video gamers really are the most entitled consumers in the world. If Nike trotted out a line of shoes for kids, sneakerheads wouldn't be posting bullshit on the internet. If Ferrari made a car for kids, engineheads wouldn't be mad about it. Why? Because they wouldn't be buying it.

Only on Sup Forums can you find people mad because a company they don't like sells something they're not planning on owning.

So did your parents

Nintendo is for kids, I think Sup Forums understands this.

>playing nintendo games over the age of 17

Better than becoming a cardboard robot? user I'm not sure how you get better than that

Cardboard will easily wear down from use and fall apart. What a worthless product.

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>for kids and those who are kids at heart
Actually, it's for kids and manchildren.

>17
more like 12.
grow up you fucking manchild.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH *PAUSE* HAHHAHAHAHHA

All video games are for children.

REMINDER THIS GUY WROTE BILL NYE "MY SEX JUNK"
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>playing video games over the age of 17
Fixed

>playing nintendo games over the age of 17
>posts a nintendo image on an 18+ site

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numales will eat this shit up and you know it.

>past a certain age a man who still plays Nintendo games can be a bad thing
What did Marty mean by this?

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>fragile cardboard for kids
>kids are very fucking destructive by nature unless they are sheltered/coddled into oblivion

When this shit comes out, I can't wait to see all the reviews and twitter posts complaining about it and how they regret buying it immensely.

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>soyboys won't buy cardboard but will buy tons of cheap plastic shit filled with estrogenic BPA

activates the almonds

>fucking idiot twitter poster taking a dump on everyone who plays games because of a few shitposters

my god I hate that mob mentality hellhole. Not that Sup Forums is much better

Clearly cardboard is too masculine for them

If I saw this as a kid I guarantee my head would fucking explode and I'd be begging my parents for a Switch

this is terrible

at least we get memes from it

I love this shit

Gotta love those desperate cries for no more bully. This fucking queer is talking about the children's toy all the same. If he can talk about it, why can't anyone else?

Weird, I was thinking the same.

Why do they look like this bros?

Mon mentality is part of the human condition, user. There is no gathering of people of any size that eventually does not experience some form of it. What do you think popular culture means?

i cant wait till none of the cardboard fits the big fat bodies of the big fat man children that own switches.
the upcoming labo webms will be glorious, mark my words

that's why you make your own with nintendo's FREELY PROVIDED instructions. you too dumb to make your own?

But you pegged your parents for a switch already.

Call me when they invent paper able to contain water.

>Posts: 36
>IPs: 30
Hmmmm

a kid can be a cardboard robot for free. hell, a kid doesn't even need the cardboard.

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY CARDBOARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SONNYGGERS PLEEEAAAASSSEE STOP THAYT WAS 80$ NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! SSSSTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP BEFORE I CXALL JANNIE TO BAN YOU YOU FUCKING CUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I actually bought my Switch with money I made, but aight B

Sup Forums BTFO

Doesn't paper technically hold water?

>Most of the posts were by different people
Hmmmmmmmmmm. Dumb ass frog poster cunt

>HAHAHA, WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY READS CHILDREN BOOKS?
>What do you mean I should stop making fun of children's books? Sure I might not be the target audience, but I'm still allowed to laugh at children's books.
All he's saying is that it's retarded to rag on something very obviously made in mind with a target age group of like 5 - 10

No one likes being a kid, thought of as a kid or treated like a kid. Why is it fine when nintendo does it?

The robot kit definitely won't work on the average obese nintendo fan. It has pulleys and stuff.

>read about the announcement and watch the trailer before coming to Sup Forums for the day
>oh neat, my little cousin would definitely be into this.
>come on Sup Forums
>NINTENDO MUST BE RETARDED IF THEY THINK IM GOING TO BUY THIS SHIT WHY WOULD I BUY SOME CARDBOARD IM A FULL GROWN ADULT THIS IS RIDICULOUS

you know autism was first considered a kind of morbid self-interest. I wonder if there's a connection between Sup Forums and autism?(!)

>People thought Nintendo was for Adults

>i bought this console for upcoming cool releases
>well fuck you here's absolutely fucking nothing + cardboards
>I... I kinda feel swindled, I just have Mario and Zelda, where's the other stuff?
>FUUUUUCK YOU IT'S FOR KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

bing bing wahoo my niggaz, tough to realize this hard that even your nintendo defcon drones tell you you're an immature faggot who should've bought another console or better yet upgraded your rig

>Sup Forumsintendo BTFO
FTFY

I didn't expect that to feel so good

>implying manchildren don't make up the vast majority of the Nintendo fanbase

>Read about the announcement
>See that it's cardboard, for children
>Don't give a shit, don't even bother reading up about it
>Come to Sup Forums, all this ass mad
Autism is a hell of a drug.

Who is he talking about in particular? How does he know everyone discussing this thing isn't concerned that kids will buy these, get liquid on them and ruin them, damaging Nintendo's reputation and pissing off a lot of clueless parents?

>Sup Forums and autism?(!)
Considering most of Sup Forums seems to be made up of folks that struggle with basic human interaction skills and lacking in some cognitive functions. I'd say yes, there is a link there.

OH NO NO NO NONO NO

1. There was a mini-direct pretty recently. Not literally everything in existence needs to be marketed directly at you.
2. There's likely going to be a full direct with more things very soon.

it's more of a statement against other nintendo customers rather than Sup Forums or other console/PC owners. lol

you faggots done goofed again. AGAIN. another console with just mario zelda metroid. next console: mario zelda metroid
until the end of fucking time. sm-motherfucking-h

>What is Dark Souls and Bayonetta 3

>soycon

>le nintendo face

As much I liked what was shown in the mini direct,opening the year saying "NOTHING BUT PORTS FOR YOU IN Q1" probably wasn't the best move.

>not announcing smash for switch
fuck you nintendo

Adults generally know how cardboard works
I can’t imagine a kid getting their cardboard wet and the parent saying “Why didn’t Nintendo warn me?”

SNK: SNK Heroines Tag Team Frenzy is for otaku and people who like otaku stuff!
FEMINIST: Okay but what if I don't want it
SNK: Totally fine. It's for otaku.
FEMINIST: Yes but bikinis? Really? Not in my household!
SNK: It's for otaku.
FEMINIST: But how is it for me?

How much you wanna bet these will get scalped just like every nintendo product?

I bet some fucks will pay 30 bucks for this shit.

>Sup Forums has the same mindset as feminists
Sounds about right.

The salt on Sup Forums has been astronomical ever since early last year. This has been an incredible journey. I honestly think at this point Nintendo could just give you a billion dollars and you would find some way to say it's bad and make hundreds of wojacks about it and someone equate it with anal vore.

>tfw you lived long enough to see Sup Forums actually become a parody of itself

Seeing as how this is a game targeted at very young children, it would be foolish to think the children would be playing unsupervised.

Funny how Mike Drucker rhimes with NINTENDICKSUCKER...

If they're more concerned about videogames than real world shit, they aren't real feminists.

Cat I buy one of these boxes for my cat without owning a switch?

>Why should I give my kid praise for his achievements? Just let him imagine it
This is what you sound like

It's just shitposting m8

Just like Democrats whining about getting a larger paycheck due to Trump's amazing tax plan.

It's amazing how much salt this board generates whenever Nintendo does something.

>post cp
>WOAH WTF user?!
>Its not for you, its for my pedo friends :)
is this the nintendo drone """argument"""?

>nintendo is focusing their effort and funding to meme cardboard shit instead of good games
Why shouldn't I be mad at this?

Literally what

Why would anyone be salty for cardboard, retard? You can get that shit for free. I swear Nintenbros are autists and doesn't understand that we just want to laugh at you soyboys. It's an easy punching bag target.

Don't shitpost with birbs, please. Birbs are pure.

>Sex how you want it's your god damn right

I just want to say I am not a Sup Forumslock just a libertarian dude and it infuriates me how the left wants the government in everything. You should put a penis in an ass because you want to not because the government says you can.

Because the good games are still coming out

>paying for cardboard

go to your local retailer and get 100 boxes for free

>proving my point

I thought the alpha-beta shite was just /r9k/ shitposting. Do normies take everything seriously?

How do people still make a living making fun of gamers?

I mean at this point most people you meet play something or have in the past or would if they had more time. The average age for gamers is in the 30s now yet still its more socially acceptable to talk about your favorite porn in public as an adult instead a nice RPG.

I mean why, just because a very few individuals who are mentally damaged like video games because it eases the pain of being in a world they mentally can't grasp socially so therefore everyone who plays games is an asshat. Thats about as fair as saying anyone who has gone to a gym is an 80s movie bully. This fucknut is the one with no grasp on reality.

Dude like 10 bucks in home improvement store and you can build the little fuzzy fucker a castle.

>pegged your parents

you'd be surprised how stupid americans, no, anglos in general can be.

Or you can grabs some from your local homeless man.

They sell little Ferrari power wheels and I bet ferrari fans get them for their kids to share their joy for things

Video game fans have no joy or kids.

Cardboard is fucking expensive. It's eats a massive chunk of my profit. I could literally buy a new car this year if it weren't for the cost of mid-grade corrugated.

100 boxes for free. I remember the last time that was a thing, do you? It was 1996.

Nice extremist view

>I only play children games for manchildren like me, who cares what people think xD *Bing bing wahoo*

>"I'm not salty"
>Proceeds to act salty

Aside from the price, Labo is really cool. It's the exact kind of shit I wanted back when I was a small child dumb enough to think Power Gloves were cool.